Arcade craniacs was just a regular guy when suddenly he came across a cursed copy of chucky cheese ofn the pS2. “WOH WACKY” he exclaimed as he fished it out of the septic bin and scooted home on his Razor Sparx scooter ™ to his 3 weed smoking girlfriends. “Check this dingwads” he yelled, lobbing the n46 cartridge at his blue ray player at mach 20 speed completely obliterating it (but he kissed it better after so its okay). He turned on the game and chucky cheese was there all normal “woh he kinda looks like ratatouille’’ said Niki (the 1 with blue hair) “shut UPPPPPPP HIS NAME IS REMY” corrected the arcade craniac himself before throwing up 18 gallons of mayoniases on the carpet “oopseey teehee nya kawaii” he said and then suddenly chuckie cheese was real but it was probably just is imaginatioN……
BUT IT WAS NOT AN IMAGINE IT WAS A REAL!!@1’11?1?
And the charles entertainment chese said ‘mwahahah u suck at bloons tower defense die now plixy pl0x UWU’ and everyone died
BUT NOT RELALLY
Cus it was all a dream and them Mr Craniacs woke up and said ‘woh am i glad that was all a dream’
‘Or was it?!!’ AAAA mr mouse chucky mouse man fuck fucfuckkckfuckufkf at the nd of bed fuckin why are you here????”? Youre not real >:((((
“Aaaaa i will kill u now arcade craniacs”
God i miss my wife.
How long has it been? Its gotta be 3 years now. Wow, time really flies huh. Your perception of time passes so differently as you age. The frequency of life impacting changes slows to a crawl, things that were once a miracle are now just routine. Id call it a tragedy if i had the capacity to care. Despite reviewing old arcade machines, im not one to believe in nostalgia. The idea of clinging to a previous time you deem as so much more ‘innocent’ and ‘careless’, do you really believe that? Were things so good? Its a damn daniel 21 u stupid world out there No sane person would want to go back surely? Oh you do? I envy you somewhat. Scoff all you like, the irony isnt lost on me. Haha, it seems like im the imposter this time huh….
Call me a sussy baka why dont you, let me rot in the sun like a desert bound corpse. Allow my canvas of flesh to remain untouched, a monument to my being, unremarkable and unknowable, nothing left to leave and nothing left to know except a whisper in the wind lingering at 3am of forgotten potions and brews.
“What the fuck man i am literally charles entertainment cheese genuinely the fuck are you on about, die in real life bestie xoxo”
“Ok yeh fairs mate”
And then arcade craniacs DIED but again not really he woke up a second time and he didnt die and carried on making EPIC YOUTUBE VIDEOS THANK YOU ARCONBLELE CARAIAJNSNANSNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck