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Σ(`д`ノ)ノ Big Red Riding Hood

Today 11:59 AM
Red X: MAYDAY

Red X: MAN OVERBOARD

Red Hood: Is this life or death?

Red X: NO.

Red Hood: Can it wait until later today?

Red X: YES.

Red Hood: Don’t bother me until I wake up.

Red X: BUT JAY

Red Hood: Go scream at Superboy or something.

Red X: He can't help me with this!!

Red Hood: Too bad.

Red Hood: Don’t bother me until I wake up.

Red Hood: Goodnight.

Red Hood: a sleeping Red X gif


щ(゚Д゚щ) All Seeing One

Today 12:07 PM
Red X: ORACLE

Red X: I HAVE A NON LIFE THREATENING EMERGENCY

Red X: YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE

Oracle: Sorry X

Oracle: Busy here

Oracle: Try B


(ᅌᴗᅌ✿) 7 Wonders Girl

Today 12:18 PM
Red X: Cassie, you hang out with gay people right

Wonder Girl: Am I going to have to kick your ass

Red X: Nonono

Red X: Listen.

Red X: I need some advice that only those strong in the gay can give me.

Wonder Girl: I’m going to regret this

Wonder Girl: But okay

Wonder Girl: What is it

Red X: Hypothetically, if I accidentally asked a boy out on a date

Red X: Should I take them to a gay bar?

Wonder Girl: Oh My Father

Today 12:22 PM
Red X: Cassie?

Wonder Girl: Is this hypothetical or are you freaking out because you have a date with a boy

Red X: a blushing Red X gif
Wonder Girl: Right okay

Wonder Girl: Listen Tim

Wonder Girl: YOU ARE 16

Wonder Girl: Unless you want to be known as that dork who took their date to a bar to sip on soda

Wonder Girl: PICK SOMETHING ELSE

Red X: BUT IF I TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE I’LL HAVE TO GO TO JAIL

Wonder Girl: The Damned are you talking about

Wonder Girl: Wait how old is this boy

Wonder Girl: a disturbed Red X gif

Red X: He’s my age!

Wonder Girl: So why would you go to jail

Red X: Because if I take him out to a normal place

Red X: Someone will insult us

Red X: And then I’ll have to break their face

Red X: And then someone will get glass broken over their head

Red X: And the cops will be called

Red X: And then I’ll have to shove him in the restroom while I take all the blame

Red X: And then he’ll bail me out of jail while crying about how bad of an idea our relationship is.

Wonder Girl: What kind of tv have you been watching

Red X: Spanish ones

Wonder Girl: Alright here’s what you are going to do

Wonder Girl: Stop being stupid and go find a nice place to eat

Today 12:27 PM
Red X: ….is that it?

Wonder Girl: Did you WANT to paint your nails in the color of the rainbow

Red X: No?

Wonder Girl: Then make sure you wear something nice and have a good time

Wonder Girl: How did a loser like you get a date anyway

Red X: I broke into his house and pretended I was lost

Wonder Girl: What

Red X: Thanks for the advice Cassie

Red X: I owe you!

Wonder Girl: Wait no come back and explain

Wonder Girl: TIM

Wonder Girl: a confused Red X gif


ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ Loserwing

Today 1:07 PM
Red X: I need a list of ritzy restaurants that B won't step foot in.

Nightwing: Hello to you too

Nightwing: You planning on robbing thanksgiving dinner again

Red X: No.

Red X: And it's not Thanksgiving anyway

Nightwing: I'm not going to help you steal someone's breadrolls because you want to eat the rich

Red X: an angry Red X gif

Red X: Forget the stupid breadrolls

Red X: I need dinner plans not dinner!

Nightwing: Why do you have a date

Red X: ...

Nightwing: Do you have a date

Red X: ...no.

Nightwing: YOU DO

Nightwing: a cutesy Red X gif

Nightwing: OMG

Nightwing: I didn't think you'd try again after last time

Red X: Which is why I need your help.

Red X: With the restaurants.

Nightwing: Say no more

Nightwing: I'll be right over to help you pick out an outfit

Red X: NO NO

Red X: DON'T DO THAT

Red X: I just need a list of dinner places!!

Nightwing: Don't worry I know just the right pants to use

Nightwing: Leave it all to me I'll make you irresistible

Nightwing: a congratulations Red X gif

Red X: Stay right where you are Discowing

Today 1:13 PM
Red X: Shit you're on you're way aren't you.


┗(`Д゚┗(`゚Д゚´)┛゚Д´)┛ Group: 2 Others

Today 5:25 PM
Batman
Batman: What are the chances that a normal civilian your age happened to escape your notice during infiltration.

Batman: Your identity could be compromised without you realizing it.

Batman: Do you even know this boy's background.

Red X: JASON

Red X: a weapon ready Red X gif

Red Hood
Red Hood: Before you try to kill me,

Red Hood: I did not tell him and I did not invite him.

Batman
Batman: He did not.

Red X: Goodbye potential love life.

Red X: May the angels sing thee to thy sleep.

Red X: an angelic Red X gif

Red Hood
Red Hood: You can put your love life's gravestone next to mine.

Batman
Batman: You two are being far too dramatic.

Red X: Dramatic? Me?

Red X: Really?

Red X: REALLY?

Batman
Batman: I hardly doubt a lecture of caution is worth the amount of money you paid Oracle to keep me busy.

Red Hood
Red Hood: You paid O and not me?!

Red Hood: I would have given you a discount!

Red X: B, do you remember what you did to my last date?

Red X: Early birds get the worm Jay.

Batman
Batman: I recall you deeming it more important than patrol.

Red Hood
Red Hood: Well I heard you messed up Timbers last and first date so badly it traumatized him.

Batman
Batman: Rubbish.

Red X: OH REALLY

Red X: WHO WAS IT THAT LITERALLY DRAGGED A SUPERVILLAIN TO MY TABLE?

Batman
Batman: I told you I needed help with him.

Red X: WHICH IS WHY YOU TWO SOMEHOW ENDED UP DIRECTLY ABOVE MY DATE FROM HALF A CITY AWAY

Batman
Batman: Accidents happen.

Red X: THAT GIRL IS STILL IN THERAPY

Red Hood
Red Hood: Yikes.

Red Hood: Brb, going to make some popcorn.