Big Red Riding Hood
Today 10:27 AM
Red X: Hello, and welcome to the BTS! Our service is reliable, discreet, and best of all, free!
Red Hood: The hell is this?
Red X: The Bat Texting Service you never knew you needed.
Red Hood: When did you put the phone on my pillow?
Red X: When you were sleeping.
Red Hood: I could have shot you!
Red X: But you didn’t.
Red X: Your sleeping face is now the bg of my phone.
Red Hood: You are as creepy as your old man. Boundaries, stalker.
Red Hood: Does B know about this?
Red X: Not yet. I’ll tell him in a minute.
Red X: Btw
Red X: It’s good that you use proper prenounciation.
Red X: Wasn’t sure if you could.
Red Hood: It is pronunciation. And the hell do you mean by that?
Red X: If ciurse yiusd be the grammmer naszi
Red Hood: Now you’re just trying to piss me off.
Red X: Isd itg werking?
Red Hood: You’ll know in a minute.
Red X: Please don’t break down my door.
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Today 10:45 AM
Red X: Yo, welcome to BTS. Glad to have you aboard, B.
Red X: Almost like you live in the modern age!
Batman: Is this device secure.
Red X: As secure as the mind-wiped assassin AI overseeing it could be.
Today 10:47 AM
Red X: B?
Today 10:49 AM
Red X: I think I messed up.
All Seeing One
Today 12:20 PM
Oracle: So not only is this network piggybacking off of the Justice League’s lines
Oracle: But you also have an ai watching over it in case they become compromised
Red X: Yeah, but the AI is locked out of the JS. It can’t do more than attach bytes onto the signals and use that to carry the messages via sattelate.
Oracle: I’ll need to take a look to make sure it’s all on the upside
Oracle: But I don’t see a reason to shut down the BTS
Red X: That’s good to hear
Red X: Considering I’ve already given everyone a phone.
Oracle: Who is everyone
Red X: The Bats + the Teen Titans.
Red X: Mayyybe Deathstroke.
Oracle: I’m not telling Batman for you
Today 1:04 PM
Superboy: Repeat that
Red X: ...I used the murder bot head to create an AI to moderate a superhero texting service?
Superboy: Does Ravager know?
Red X: I'm not crazy despite popular belief.
Red X: She doesn't even know BTS is a thing.
Superboy: Why not?
Red X: Like I would give her another way to contact me.
Superboy: Fair enough
Superboy: The little face at the top is the AI.
Red X: The AI monitors who's operating the phone. It can tell if they're an impostor or if they're being forced to use it against their will.
Red X: It can even tell the difference between jokes and when to send an ambulance.
Red X: Oddly enough I can't get it to do more than emote in the chat.
Superboy: Whats its name?
Red X: Haven't thought of one yet.
Superboy: Call it Superboi
Red X: Your'e terrible.
Red X: How about Red XYZ?
Superboy: Now whos the terrible one
Superboy: Klark Cent
Red X: Wuce Brayne
Superboy: Lois Lane
7 Wonders Girl
Today 4:18 PM
Wonder Girl: Impulse is sad that he’s locked out of the chat
Red X: When he stops spamming me he can get his phone previliges back.
Wonder Girl: What did you think would happen when you gave him the ability to send pics
Red X: He's the reason we can't have nice things.
Red X: I still have pics and emotes on lock down until the trauma goes away.
Wonder Girl: No one liked your custom emotes anyway
Red X: Gasp. You take that back!
Wonder Girl: The features are basic and there's a lack of customization
Wonder Girl: You also have the text bubbles on the wrong side of the screen
Red X: You make a super secure chat service that not even aliens can hack then.
Red X: And I'm still working on the user interface. Thank you.
Wonder Girl: You're welcome.
Today 7:30 PM
Deathstroke: I see you haven't learned your lesson about working with artificial intelligence.
Red X: Batboogey won't betray me.
Today 7:38 PM
Red X: That's the AI's name btw.
Today 7:41 PM
Red X: Unless you have a better name in mind.
Red X: ...damn that's good.
Today 8:26 PM
Agent A: I have left your lunchboxes on top of the computer in attempt to keep Bat-Hound from eating them again.
Red X: Good to see the phone isn't giving you trouble, A.
Red X: I'll come by before leaving for work.
Agent A: I should warn you that I have attached even more monitors to ensure you consume what I have made.
Red X: Urgh
Agent A: Indeed. Do not give your food away to the first person who will take it again. I will know.
Red X: Yes, sir.
Today 8:32 PM
Red X: Agent A is scary.
Batman: Of course he is. He's the best agent we have.
Batman: Even I can't go against him. I can't save you if you decide to skip your meals.
Batman: Nor would I want to.
Red X: Thanks for having my back, B.
Batman: I always do.
Red X: I was being sarcastic.
Batman: I wasn't.
Big Red Riding Hood
Today 11:57 PM
Red Hood: Nightwing tried to grab the phone and got shocked into oblivion.
Red Hood: Is that supposed to happen?
Red X: Sounds like Kaiser's security system is working just fine.
Red X: Tell him to walk it off.
Red Hood: He's going to be a vicious dick about not getting his own phone. You know that, right?
Red X: He'll get a phone when he stops trying to take me to jail.
Red Hood: He only does that because you make his life a living hell.
Red Hood: I mean it's funny, but that whole step-mom thing would drive anyone over the edge.
Red X: It's not my fault Nightwing misunderstood B giving me that diamond ring.
Red X: Nor is it my fault that A or B won't correct his misunderstanding.
Red Hood: Just hurry up and get him his own phone so he'll stop bugging me about it.
Red Hood: You can kiddie-fy it or make it say Nightwing sucks or something if it'll make you feel better.
Red X: You have given me An Idea.
Red X: I knew you were my favorite Robin for a reason.
Red Hood: It's not much of a compliment when the only other Robin is on your shit list.
Red X: You have the best thighs in Gotham?
Red Hood: God you are such a creep.
Red Hood: But hell yeah I do.
She Who Must Not Be Named
Today 1:21 AM
Ravager: Hey Ein
Ravager: Heard something very interesting about your fancy new phones
Today 1:23 AM
Ravager: You have 30 sec to convince me not to kill you
Red X: I WILL STEAL A TRUCK OF GUM FOR YOU IF YOU LET ME LIVE
Today 1:25 AM
Red X: I'll have it delivered by tomorrow night!!!
Ravager: Fine. Now what is this about using the ai from the murder bot
Red X: It's not your uncle.
Red X: I scrubbed the copied info off which left me with a pure innocent as a newborn baby AI.
Red X: Don't be a baby killer R.
Ravager: If I find this thing doing anything outside its programming
Ravager: My blade is going through each and every piece of technology you own
Red X: Duly noted.
Red X: I will warn you that it's learning things like when to autocorrect spulling errors.
Ravager: Well I see it's as dumb as you
Red X: Newborn Baby, R.
Red X: Wait a minute.
Red X: I never made a phone for you.
Red X: ...how...?
Ravager: Do you really want me to answer that
Today 1:34 AM
Ravager: That's what I thought