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carbonara buddies

 

[11:49 AM]

 

sirio: I need mary’s number 

 

marlena: uh???

 

sirio: the make up artist, for next week’s competition, we need to book an appointment 

 

marlena: but she’s our friend?? 

 

sirio: honestly marls, do I look like I care? 

just give me the damn number🤨

 

marlena: se ti calmi due secondi, nervous eh? 

 

sirio: don’t talk to me in Italian because you know that I will beat you

 

marlena: whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie🥺

 

sirio: mf, and to answer your question yes, I AM in fact nervous, how could you not be??? 

 

marlena: I smoke weed??? 

no but fr hon, is it because your boyfriend will be there? 

 

sirio: dio santo, still going strong with this theory?? first of all, I can’t stand him, why would I like him?? second of all, he looks like an homophobic dude, third of all, I don’t want to spend more than two seconds talking about lupin, so just leave it marls

 

marlena: damn…. 

enemies to lovers??🥵🤫😪😁🤨😌

 

sirio: the phone number marlene. 

 

marlene: fine. 

 

???

 

[12:05 PM]

 

unknown number: here she is!! my favourite make up artist!!

 

unknown number: uh??

 

unknown number: mary, we talked this morning, your sexiest friend with long dark hair…

ring any bells?

 

unknown number: unfortunately not, because I’m not mary, but if you’re as pretty as you were saying then I’m all ears

 

unknown number: ...

so you’re not mary? 

 

unknown number: exactly 

 

unknown number: sheesh sorry

 

unknown number: that’s okay buddy

 

unknown number: how do you know that I’m a BuDdy?🤨

 

unknown number: I’m so sorry

what are your pronouns? 

 

unknown number: lmaoo that’s ok, I don’t mind, any pronouns are fine!! what are yours? 

 

unknow number: he/him

okay, bye

 

zayn malik simps

 

[12:30 PM]

 

neil perry: JAMES

PRONGS

 

nuwanda: WHAT

SIRIUS

WHAT 

JDDHSNSNA

??????

I WILL HIT YOU 

WHAT IS IT??? 

 

neil perry: LOOK AT THIS

[screenshot]

he asked me for my pronouns and then “okay,bye”

 

nuwanda: I would do the same, you’re annoying 

 

neil perry: rude???

 

nuwanda: also he is a stranger on the internet why do you want to keep texting him? 

 

neil perry: I don’t🤨

 

nuwanda: sure thing!!!! we all believe you!!!

 

neil perry: it looks intriguing, HE looks intriguing

also we?? who is this “we”???

 

nuwanda: me, lily and marlene😁😁

we all have free periods, so we’re having lunch together.

oh and marlene is saying something in Italian,

I don’t know what but she looks scary

 

neil perry: 🙄🙄🙄

 

nuwanda: ok she’s telling me that you should know thatbdjsskm€/€:912

 

sirius.black. ti giuro che se stai pensando di fare quello che penso- continuerò una carriera come solista 

 

neil perry: dimmi marls, “a cosa sto pensando”??😱

 

nuwanda: you’re thinking about keep texting this guy as a joke and then,, I don’t know?? it will end with YOU having a broken heart and with ME cooking pizza (which I don’t mind tbh but *that’s not the point!!*) 

 

neil perry: and then you have the audacity to tell me that I am the drama queen?

 

nuwanda: you like being called a drama queen

 

neil perry: yes I do, but *that’s not the point!!*

 

nuwanda: shut up, also today is your turn to wash the dishes

 

sorry, james here!! again!! finally!! 

 

neil perry: finally!!! also tell her that it is not true 

 

nuwanda: her answer: “I have the photo of the calendar” 

 

neil perry: damn it 

 

criminal minds addicts

 

marls: I’m gonna kill sirius

 

lils: LMAOODISJSJ MARLS LEAVE THEM ALONE

 

marls: no lily, they obviously didn’t listen to the speech that euphemia did months ago about “STRANGER DANGER” 

 

my nonna would say: “hai il prosciutto negli occhi” and lily, he really does. 

mf be like “HE is so intriguing😍😍😍” yessss!!! so intriguing that he maybe he just wants hit you in the face bestie!!!! I can’t wait!!! 

 

marymary: 💀💀 for me you’re exaggerating 

 

marls: I thought you were on my side :/

mary you’re a traitor. 

 

alis: what is going on w sirius? 

 

cass:  yeah, what alice said.. 

 

marls: so- 

 

cass: ++I just bought a cute hat and I took a picture, do you want to see it??

 

marls: yesyes!!

 

marymary: fruity

 

marls: SHUT UP!

 

cass:

:))

 

marls: madre di dio santissimo, mamma mia

 

cass: what😀

 

lils: she- uh?? 

was saying that you’re really pretty

 

cass: google translate said “mother of god most holy, mamma mia” fjdjakak 

 

marymary: LMAOOO I CANT WITH U TWO

 

alis: what mary says AHSHAHDEHA, and I think that it’s an Italian thing don’t worry 

you’re very pretty cas!!!! you should post it 

 

marls:  yeah, you should

 

marymary: yes cas!!! you are really gorgeous mwah mwah 

 

lils: YES PLEASE POST

 IT DORCAS ILY 

 

cass: I will dw!! marls, what you were saying about sirius? what happened?? 

 

marls: RIGHT SJDHDJSJ

okay basically, I gave them remus lupin’s number 

 

lils: 👩🏻🦰 *stays silent in ginger*

 

cass: WHAT 

 

marymary: WHO

 

alis: WHEN 

 

marls: it wasn’t intentional I swear!! 

they were being annoying about having mary’s number because “we need to book an appointment” their words not mine!!

 

marymary: that’s why I love them more than you marls 

 

marls: 🥺🥺I’m so hurt

as I was saying- it was a mistake! yes I gave them the wrong phone number, and yes I may have thought that was xenophilus’ number 

 

alis: LMAO WHAT 

 

lils: what the hell marlene😩

 

marls: BUT NO I DIDN’T THINK ABOUT REMUS MF LUPIN.

LILY REALISED FIRST 

 

lils: obviously 

 

cass: this is hilarious, 

but why didn’t you tell them that it was remus’ number? 

 

marls: lily and I came to one conclusion

 

lils: they both need to chill out, all of this competition was hilarious at first in highschool, but damn it- now we’re all at the university it’s just annoying 

 

alis: ok ex-miss. “I can’t stand james potter, he’s the biggest show off that I have ever met” for four years and now “even if we are going to leave together we always snog in a closet at the UNIVERSITY” 

 

lils: that doesn’t make any sense alice fortescue!

 

marls: whatever you said my

beautiful ginger

 

marymary: so we can’t say anything? 

 

cass: basically

I don’t know if they will fall in love or just kill each other first 

 

alis: probably both, you know what they said “love is the most potent killer” 

 

marymary: sap