sirio: I need mary’s number
sirio: the make up artist, for next week’s competition, we need to book an appointment
marlena: but she’s our friend??
sirio: honestly marls, do I look like I care?
just give me the damn number🤨
marlena: se ti calmi due secondi, nervous eh?
sirio: don’t talk to me in Italian because you know that I will beat you
marlena: whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie🥺
sirio: mf, and to answer your question yes, I AM in fact nervous, how could you not be???
marlena: I smoke weed???
no but fr hon, is it because your boyfriend will be there?
sirio: dio santo, still going strong with this theory?? first of all, I can’t stand him, why would I like him?? second of all, he looks like an homophobic dude, third of all, I don’t want to spend more than two seconds talking about lupin, so just leave it marls
enemies to lovers??🥵🤫😪😁🤨😌
sirio: the phone number marlene.
unknown number: here she is!! my favourite make up artist!!
unknown number: uh??
unknown number: mary, we talked this morning, your sexiest friend with long dark hair…
ring any bells?
unknown number: unfortunately not, because I’m not mary, but if you’re as pretty as you were saying then I’m all ears
unknown number: ...
so you’re not mary?
unknown number: exactly
unknown number: sheesh sorry
unknown number: that’s okay buddy
unknown number: how do you know that I’m a BuDdy?🤨
unknown number: I’m so sorry
what are your pronouns?
unknown number: lmaoo that’s ok, I don’t mind, any pronouns are fine!! what are yours?
unknow number: he/him
zayn malik simps
neil perry: JAMES
I WILL HIT YOU
WHAT IS IT???
neil perry: LOOK AT THIS
he asked me for my pronouns and then “okay,bye”
nuwanda: I would do the same, you’re annoying
neil perry: rude???
nuwanda: also he is a stranger on the internet why do you want to keep texting him?
neil perry: I don’t🤨
nuwanda: sure thing!!!! we all believe you!!!
neil perry: it looks intriguing, HE looks intriguing
also we?? who is this “we”???
nuwanda: me, lily and marlene😁😁
we all have free periods, so we’re having lunch together.
oh and marlene is saying something in Italian,
I don’t know what but she looks scary
neil perry: 🙄🙄🙄
nuwanda: ok she’s telling me that you should know thatbdjsskm€/€:912
sirius.black. ti giuro che se stai pensando di fare quello che penso- continuerò una carriera come solista
neil perry: dimmi marls, “a cosa sto pensando”??😱
nuwanda: you’re thinking about keep texting this guy as a joke and then,, I don’t know?? it will end with YOU having a broken heart and with ME cooking pizza (which I don’t mind tbh but *that’s not the point!!*)
neil perry: and then you have the audacity to tell me that I am the drama queen?
nuwanda: you like being called a drama queen
neil perry: yes I do, but *that’s not the point!!*
nuwanda: shut up, also today is your turn to wash the dishes
sorry, james here!! again!! finally!!
neil perry: finally!!! also tell her that it is not true
nuwanda: her answer: “I have the photo of the calendar”
neil perry: damn it
criminal minds addicts
marls: I’m gonna kill sirius
lils: LMAOODISJSJ MARLS LEAVE THEM ALONE
marls: no lily, they obviously didn’t listen to the speech that euphemia did months ago about “STRANGER DANGER”
my nonna would say: “hai il prosciutto negli occhi” and lily, he really does.
mf be like “HE is so intriguing😍😍😍” yessss!!! so intriguing that he maybe he just wants hit you in the face bestie!!!! I can’t wait!!!
marymary: 💀💀 for me you’re exaggerating
marls: I thought you were on my side :/
mary you’re a traitor.
alis: what is going on w sirius?
cass: yeah, what alice said..
cass: ++I just bought a cute hat and I took a picture, do you want to see it??
marls: SHUT UP!
marls: madre di dio santissimo, mamma mia
lils: she- uh??
was saying that you’re really pretty
cass: google translate said “mother of god most holy, mamma mia” fjdjakak
marymary: LMAOOO I CANT WITH U TWO
alis: what mary says AHSHAHDEHA, and I think that it’s an Italian thing don’t worry
you’re very pretty cas!!!! you should post it
marls: yeah, you should
marymary: yes cas!!! you are really gorgeous mwah mwah
lils: YES PLEASE POST
IT DORCAS ILY
cass: I will dw!! marls, what you were saying about sirius? what happened??
marls: RIGHT SJDHDJSJ
okay basically, I gave them remus lupin’s number
lils: 👩🏻🦰 *stays silent in ginger*
marls: it wasn’t intentional I swear!!
they were being annoying about having mary’s number because “we need to book an appointment” their words not mine!!
marymary: that’s why I love them more than you marls
marls: 🥺🥺I’m so hurt
as I was saying- it was a mistake! yes I gave them the wrong phone number, and yes I may have thought that was xenophilus’ number
alis: LMAO WHAT
lils: what the hell marlene😩
marls: BUT NO I DIDN’T THINK ABOUT REMUS MF LUPIN.
LILY REALISED FIRST
cass: this is hilarious,
but why didn’t you tell them that it was remus’ number?
marls: lily and I came to one conclusion
lils: they both need to chill out, all of this competition was hilarious at first in highschool, but damn it- now we’re all at the university it’s just annoying
alis: ok ex-miss. “I can’t stand james potter, he’s the biggest show off that I have ever met” for four years and now “even if we are going to leave together we always snog in a closet at the UNIVERSITY”
lils: that doesn’t make any sense alice fortescue!
marls: whatever you said my
marymary: so we can’t say anything?
I don’t know if they will fall in love or just kill each other first
alis: probably both, you know what they said “love is the most potent killer”