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Incorrect Super Junior Quotes

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Donghae:What are friends with benefits?

Eunhyuk:....A very special type of friends.....

Donghae: us?


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Yesung:Did you know that you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?


Ryeowook:Like J K W S Q X

Yesung:No,like,U R A Q T.



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Donghae,wearing silk pants:How does this look?

Eunhyuk:Like it slips on and off really easily.


Eunhyuk:No,I didn't mean it like that-

Heechul:We know what you meant.

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Donghae:How are you going to explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Ryeowook:Well,we were driving and there was a deer in the road,so I said 'Yesung-hyung,deer!

Donghae:.....And what did Yesung-hyung do?

Ryeowook:....He said 'Yes,honey?'

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Kyuhyun:Truth or dare?


Kyuhyun:I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.



Donghae:Can you move?

Donghae:I'm trying to get to Heechul.

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Donghae:The floor is lava!

Sungmin:*helps Heechul on the counter*

Eunhyuk:*kicks Shindong off the sofa*

Leeteuk:*lays down on the floor*

Donghae:....Are you okay?


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Heechul:I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room.

Siwon:Screw that,I'm not kissing any of you.

Kyuhyun:*walks in*

Siwon:....Fine,I'll do it.

Siwon:Rules are rules you know.

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Ryeowook:*makes Leeteuk a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Leeteuk:*sips tea*


Leeteuk:*finishes tea*

Ryeowook:Didn't it taste bad?

Leeteuk:Yeah,but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Ryeowook,tearing up:Oh,okay.

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Heechul & Ryeowook:*panicking*

Leeteuk,watching:....What's going on?

Siwon:Heechul-hyung is having a midlife crisis and Ryeowook is just having a crisis.

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Donghae:I didn't drink that much last night.

Ryeowook:You were flirting with Eunhyuk-hyung.

Donghae:So what?He's my husband.

Ryeowook:You asked him if he was single.

Ryeowook:.....And cried when he said he wasn't.

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Heechul:Sorry I'm late,I was doing things.

Siwon:Hi,I'm 'things'.

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Donghae:Isn't it weird that we can't ride any other animal except horses?

Donghae:Like if horses weren't a thing,humans would be fucked cause we couldn't ride any other animals.

Donghae:Like riding animals wouldn't be a thing.

Donghae:We should probably be more grateful to horses.




Donghae:Extra blocked.


Donghae:Ultra blocked.

Eunhyuk:That dick.


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Shindong:I know you're in love with him.

Yesung:I am not in love with Donghae!

Shindong,starting at Yesung:I never said who....



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*playing twister*

Siwon:Right hand red.

Yesung:*ends up on top of Donghae*

Donghae:....You're doing this on purpose,aren't you?

Siwon:I stopped spinning like fifteen minutes ago.

Siwon:Honestly,I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Ryeowook:Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Yesung:But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Ryeowook:Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall!



Siwon,on a walkie talkie:This is Siwon,those idiots are fucking around in the east wing again.

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Ryeowook:Can I get some dating advice?

Yesung:Just because I'm with Kangin doesn't mean I know how I did it.


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Kyuhyun:Two years ago,I married my best friend.

Kyuhyun:Siwon-hyung is still mad about it,but me and Leeteuk-hyung were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Kyuhyun,at Siwon:Would you like to stay for dinner?

Shindong,from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!