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Dear Diary,

Today I woke up looking fab, as usual. Leggy on the other hand… not so much… I swear I saw him go out without his blue contact lenses!

Sometimes I wonder how I have failed him. Thrandy Jr. seems to do much better; he even painted his hair green the other day --A trend-setter. Maybe I could use his example to make Leggy come to his senses.

I know! I’ll do a contest, and when his younger brother beats him, it’ll be a wake-up call for him. Yes, that could work. I’ll put Galion to work right away!



Dear Diary,

Last night I woke up in the middle of the night and saw Ada leaving my room very quietly. I wonder what he was doing. I asked him about it this morning over breakfast but he just yelled at me to strop prying into his life. Ada is weird sometimes.



Dear Diary,

The contest was a complete success! Leggy did not look happy when he received his “Not so fab” sash. Thrandy Jr. looked great! He even added a pair of sunglasses to his wardrobe. He did deserve that prize.

P.S.: I sent Thorin a “Totally Unfab” sash, I hope he gets it. He didn’t come to the contest, but he was a shoe-in nonetheless.



Dear Diary,

Today Ada did a contest to see who was “the fabest” and he gave the prize to The Pineapple! I can’t believe it! I can’t believe he prefers that piece of fruit to his own son! Sometimes I wish I could… never mind, Ada would die of grief if something did happen to it…

Tauriel came over after the contest. She didn’t win a sash, I don’t know why, she’s better than “fab”. She’s Tauriel.