a constant satellite of your blazing sun (i obey your law of gravity) [Podfic]

by Rionaa

Summary:

“Next year,” Huan-ge says, forbiddingly, “no intoxicants of any kind.”

“Yep,” says Wei Wuxian. “Yep, that seems fair. Very, very fair.”

“A-Yao?”

Ugh. Why does Huan-ge only bring out the stern voice for things like this? Why not in bed? Why can’t Meng Yao get a little of that in a sexy context, as a treat? “Yes, ge,” he grumbles. “I do want to emphasize the fact that none of this was my fault. At all.”

Lan Qiren, who has been staring catatonic at the wall since the Incident, makes a small creaking noise.

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Two gremlins, bringing a different kind of intoxicant to Lunar New Year, having hysterics on the ground because they accidentally unlocked some primo lore about a third gremlin.

Notes:

• Inspired by a constant satellite of your blazing sun (i obey your law of gravity) by Ariaste.

Okay okay I have just been waiting for this one! I actually hadn't read this until I started recording, which was a hell of a way to do it skdjhfkjsdhf

Chapter 1

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Chapter 2

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There is now some amazing art from this chapter by the incomparable shinyrock! Check it out here!

Chapter 3: Epilogue

Notes:

This week is a shorter chapter than usual! I won't be posting the next installment until next week, but I will be posting podfic in between, since I am participating in Voiceteam this year! I am also in the middle of assessments for uni so I can't guarantee a schedule or amount of podfics I'll be able to create, but I can promise that next week's installment in this series will be on time, as I have it pre-recorded! <3

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The music in this podfic is Want You Gone from the Portal 2 soundtrack, and this guitar cover by FamilyJules

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 8 of the Meng Yao vs. the Board of the Homeowners' Association [Podfic] series