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@dreamwastaken: Have

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@dreamwastaken: I pressed send too soon, no one saw anything

--@ranaltboo: Have

--@TubboLive: Have

--@Technothepig: Have

--@tommyinnit: dream this is just embarrassing for you man

 

TWITTER TRENDING

HAVE

5,483 tweets

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: story time

George: so I finish writing the descriptions for the current trending topics, and I realize that none of the current trends are about that stupid minecraft man, and I think. ah. peace at last.

George: so in celebration I go get myself some nice warm coffee

George: and then when I get back

George: guess what I see. right there, top of the list.

George: A BRAND!! NEW!!! TREND!!!!! AND JUST GUESS WHO IT’S ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!

Sapnap: ahhhhh I get the sense that your mortal enemy has struck again

George: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES HE’S TRENDED TODAY. DO YOU KNOW, SAPNAP.

Sapnap: Six. I know that because you’ve texted me for every single one of them, George.

George: YOU’RE RIGHT, IT WAS SIX!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW IT’S SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sapnap: The horror

George: YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!

George: LOOKS LIKE he pressed send on a tweet too soon

Sapnap: happens to the best of us amiright

George: AND THE WORST, APPARENTLY

George: JUST WHY. WHY IS HE ALWAYS TRENDING FOR THE DUMBEST SHIT ?????

 

TWITTER TRENDING

HAVE

Fans laugh at Minecraft YouTuber Dream for a mistweet

5,709 tweets

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending description

Sapnap: How much do you get paid again?

George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here.

George: BUT ALSO OH COME ON WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY??  OH WOE IS HE, DREAM THE AMAZING FAMOUS MINECRAFT YOUTUBER HATH MADE A FUNNY MISTAKE, COME JOIN IN WITH HIS FANDOM AS THEY CACKLE AT HIS MISFORTUNE

George: SO WHAT IF HE CLICKED SEND TOO SOON

George: WHYYYYY IS THAT WORTHY OF A TREND

Sapnap: Idk man, it’s kinda funny to me.  Like have

George: I fucking hate you

 

@karaamochi: Who tf crawled up twitter description man’s arse

@CaffeineChmist: NOT AGAINNNN twitter man -.-

@ranboop_: dreamtwt public enemy list: 1. Twitter Description Man.

@sweetchayos: If I die just go ahead and let the twitter description man be the one to bury me so he can let me down one last time

@tae_innit: twitter description man has the biggest boomer energy I’ve ever seen

@karaamochi: OKAY I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF DESCRIPTION MAN’S BULLSHIT it’s honestly just so rude????  Like other fandoms get legit good descriptions for their trends and we get…crumbs at BEST.  #TwitterManStopBeingSaltyChallengeFailed

--@SleepySlooth: Yeah for real fuck that guy #TwitterManStopBeingSaltyChallengeFailed

--@ItsMoonjiMoth: Vouch #TwitterManStopBeingSaltyChallengeFailed

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#TwitterManStopBeingSaltyChallengeFailed

3,139 tweets

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: Ayo I think the fans have finally had enough of your shit

George: ? wym

Sapnap: Refresh the trends my dude

George: Oh fUCK

Sapnap: Yep

Sapnap: Honestly kinda on their side for this one

Sapnap: Long live the revolution

George: OH FUCKKKKKK BOSS LADY JUST MESSAGED ME

Sapnap: L

George: OH GOD SHE JUST ASKED ME TO AND I QUOTE “COME ON DOWN TO MY OFFICE FOR A QUICK CHAT” I AM DEADDDDDDDDDD

George: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

Sapnap: HAHAHAHAHAHA

George: FUCK OFF I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET FIRED YOU DICK, WHAT DO I DO I’M FREAKING OUT LIKE FOR REAL

Sapnap: Dude, I’d say I feel bad for you but like, it’s honestly your own fault

George: DIE

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: Okay so I wasn’t fired

Sapnap: Damn really?  I already started claiming your office supplies though :/

Sapnap: Did you know your chair is so much nicer than mine?? It’s so not fair

George: You are such a bitch oh my god

George: One more quip and I’ll rename your contact, I stg

Sapnap: Oh sooo scary whatever will I do

George: FINE

George: NOW YOU ARE IMMORTALIZED FOREVER AS THE BITCH YOU ARE

Sapnap(Bitch): omg all my dreams have come true

Sapnap(Bitch): …No for real though, what’d boss lady say to you?

George: Yada yada you’re making the company look bad, yada yada make sure it doesn’t happen again, yada yada do your research and I quote “you better learn how to be enthusiastic for that fandom or it is your ass is on the line”

George: Boss lady was actually, uh, pretty serious on that one

Sapnap(Bitch): ... :(

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap(Bitch)

George: Oh god no I think that stupid minecraft man is going live for a Q&A today

George: Ughhhh save me pleaseeee

Sapnap(Bitch): Well now, is that what you call an enthusiastic look? o.O

George: Like, how do I even get excited for this dude?  He’s a MINECRAFT YOUTUBER for god’s sake

George: Minecraft was uncool like five years ago

Sapnap(Bitch): RUDE

Sapnap(Bitch): OUT OF POCKET

Sapnap(Bitch): UNCALLED FOR

George: Just saying

Sapnap(Bitch): Wait don’t you still play it too

George: Oh shut up

George: Okay well at least I don’t do Minecraft for a living, I mean come on

Sapnap(Bitch): Ah yes compared to your actual job which pays you actual money

Sapnap(Bitch): Oh wait that’s right, you look at twitter all day for literally nothing since it’s an UNPAID INTERNSHIP

George: …Bro.

Sapnap(Bitch): Diss your minecraft man all you want, but don’t you ever call Minecraft uncool again bitch

Sapnap(Bitch): Also while we’re here, just for the record?

Sapnap(Bitch): Dream’s content is actually pretty awesome, just saying

George: I am never speaking to you again

Sapnap(dead to me): Lol k

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap(dead to me)

George: Wait time out on my not speaking to you again agenda

Sapnap(dead to me): Couldn’t even last a full minute

George: Seriously how do I “learn how to be enthusiastic” for the stupid minecraft man

George: help

Sapnap(dead to me): My dude

Sapnap(dead to me): We work for twitter.com

Sapnap(dead to me): Go make a dream stan account

Sapnap(dead to me): Go incognito with the locals and shit

Sapnap(dead to me): Soak in their love and affection

George: wtf

George: How is that even remotely a good idea

Sapnap(dead to me): That’s all I got

George: DUDE I AM N O T MAKING A DREAM STAN ACCOUNT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME ????

George: I’D RATHER DIE

Sapnap(dead to me): I mean, it’s your ass on the line, not mine, so.

 

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Twitter account: @gogyyy

Description: Gogy ◉‿◉ | 23 | he/him

Location: ur mom

 

@gogyyy: Hello everyone! ＼(^o^)／ My name is Gogy and I am really new to the dream fandom!!  It’s nice to meet all of you, please help me find some moots!! (✌◠▽◠) #dream #dreamtwt

--@mayamoon: Hiiii Gogy!!!

--@tae_innit: Welcome to the best fandom ever!!!!

--@mayamoon: Hey Gogy I have a GC where we discuss the videos whenever they come out and also chat and stuff if you want to join!!

--@gogyyy: Omg maya you are literally the nicest person ever ;;;;; I would really appreciate that!!! ( ＾◡＾)っ❤

 

Dream’s Bitches Group Chat - Members: 32

Mayamoon: ADDING NEW MEMBER TO THE GC!!!! Welcome, Gogy!!!! Everyone come say hi!!! :D

Gogy: Hello guys, I’m gogy!!!! Nice to meet all of you!!!!

bella | day 73 of crying over dream: Hello gogy!

Cryptid ☽:  Hi!!!

That²³: WELCOME!!!

notdream: lol gogy love the location, mind if I steal the joke

Gogy: Go crazy mr. notdream

 

Notification: @notdream followed you!

 

Twitter account: @notdream

Description:  just hanging out, nothing here to see.  nothing at all nope :) | he/him | 20

Location: ur mom :o

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap(dead to me)

George: So I’ve infiltrated a dream fan group chat

Sapnap(dead to me): HAHAHAHAHAHA DID YOU REALLY

George: Now what

Sapnap(dead to me): What do you mean, now what

George: Like how is this going to help me?

Sapnap(dead to me): Idk man lmao

George: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT

Sapnap(dead to me): I WAS JUST PISSED AT YOU FOR CALLING MINECRAFT UNCOOL

George: …I actually hate you

 

TWITTER TRENDING

UPSIDE DOWN DUCK

8,901 tweets

 

Dream’s Bitches Group Chat

bella | day 73 of crying over dream: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK???

mayamoon: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!

wil²³: I JUST SJKFDHJKDFHJKDFS

Gogy: Wait what is the joke I can’t watch the stream

mayamoon: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!

amnesi_acc | currently supposed to be working: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!

Gogy: does anyone have a clip

wil²³: uPsIdE dOwN dUcK!!1!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!

mayamoon: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK IS UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!

Gogy: BUT WHAT IS THE DUCK AND WHY IS IT UPSIDE DOWN HUH

bella | day 73 of crying over dream: UPSIDE DOWN DUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Gogy: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFHDFHJKDJKHFG

notdream: lmao gogy dm me I’ll explain it

Gogy: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mayamoon: UPSIDE!!!!!!!! DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Twitter DM: @notdream, @gogyyy

Gogy: please twitter notdream, you are my only hope

Gogy: save me from this upside down duck hell

Gogy: what is it and why is it trending

notdream: lol aight

notdream: so during Dream’s last livestream

notdream: Quackity just came up with the random phrase ‘upside down duck’

notdream: the joke is that no one is supposed to explain or give any context when they tweet about it

notdream: because there is none, and that is funny

Gogy: ...

Gogy: ..........

 

@gogyyy: OFFICIALLY DO NOT LIKE THIS BIRD APP

 

TWITTER TRENDING

UPSIDE DOWN DUCK

During content creator Dream’s last livestream, Quackity came up with the random phrase ‘upside down duck’ for fans to trend, asking fans to not include any explanation or context when they tweet about it

9,239 tweets

 

@linb3at: nooooo twitter description man ruined the jokeeeee but I can’t be too mad because like it’s????? An actually decent description???? For once??????

--@karaamochi: The twitter people must have saw the hashtag we made for them hhhhhhsfhjsdfh

 

@dreamwastaken: ......WELL THAT’S A BIT SUS

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Twitter DM: @gogyyy, @notdream

Gogy: Hello again user notdream

notdream: Hi?

Gogy: quick question, is patches a dream related trend??

notdream: Yeah totally

notdream: That’s the name of Dream’s cat

notdream: Dream posted a video of her purring a few minutes ago

notdream: She’s very adorable, everyone's in love with her

Gogy: ok thanks!!!

 

TWITTER TRENDING

PATCHES

Dream posted a video of his adorable pet cat Patches purring, and fans are in love with her

3,203 tweets

 

@notdream: Hmmmmm…

 

Twitter DM: @gogyyy, @notdream

Gogy: Homeless Dream???

notdream: Technoblade was teasing Dream for not having a home base on the dream smp server

Gogy: Thankssss

 

TWITTER TRENDING

HOMELESS DREAM

In today’s news on the Dream SMP, Minecraft YouTuber Technoblade teased Dream for not having a home base on the server

11,942 tweets

 

@notdream: HMMMMMMMMM

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap(Bitch)

George: So guess who figured out a way to hack their job

Sapnap(Bitch): What did you do this time.

George: So so so get this

George: There’s this dude I met on twitter

George: He explains all the Dream related trends to me and I just use that to write the descriptions

George: E Z CLAP

Sapnap(Bitch): …Uh yeah so what happens when he figures out that you’re the description man

George: No no no, don’t worry, I’ve got this

George: I am a master at stealth

George: He’ll never figure it out :D

Sapnap(Bitch): My worrying has only intensified

 

Twitter DM: @gogyyy, @notdream

Gogy: Why is #ButThenAgainRussia trending from dream fans

notdream: Dream was playing geoguessr and it became a bit of a meme where he would go into a lengthy analysis on what country he was in before giving up and guessing russia

Gogy: ur the best man, thanks

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#ButThenAgainRussia

While playing the popular game Geoguessr, content creator Dream amused fans with his lengthy analysis on what country he was in, only to give up and guess Russia

5,542 tweets

 

@notdream: okay you know what, that is IT

 

Twitter DM: @gogyyy, @notdream

notdream: Okay look

notdream: I may not be Sherlock Holmes

notdream: But like, I’m not DUMB either

notdream: You know what I’m saying, don’t you…Mr. Twitter Description Man.

Gogy: WHAT NO THAT’S NOTME WHA

Gogy: NOIDEA WHADT YOURE TALKING ABOUTt HAHAHAHA !!!!!

notdream: bruh why even deny it

notdream: like

notdream: do you want me to make a powerpoint presentation comparing everything I sent you to the actual trending descriptions and pointing out the similar phrasing and word choice, plus the timestamps of our conversations

notdream: Because I can totally do that

notdream: Or I can just skip to the good part and tell you the conclusion right now:

notdream: CAUGHT IN 4KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Gogy: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

notdream: HAHAHAHAHAHA IT REALLY IS YOU ISN’T IT

Gogy: BRB DELETING ACCOUNT

notdream: NOOOOO WAIT COME BACKKKKK

notdream: AT LEAST LET ME LAUGH AT YOU MORE BEFORE YOU GO BECAUSE COME ON

notdream: THIS IS HILARIOUS AS HELL

Gogy: This is so embarrassing

notdream: Oh it totally is

Gogy: Oh my god please don’t tell anyone

notdream: My lips are sealed

notdream: Man, I’m gonna be laughing about this one forever

Gogy: I’m gonna get so much shit from one of my coworkers about this

Gogy: How the hell did you figure it out???

notdream: Did you really think you were being subtle????

Gogy: Was I not?

notdream: dude

notdream: You know that meme where the one person is like “hey can I copy your homework”

notdream: And then the other person is like “sure just change a few things so it’s not obvious”

Gogy: Yeah?

notdream: That’s you

Gogy: O-oh!

Gogy:  Well okay then :’>

Gogy: Ok gonna go delete this account forever and then go die of embarrassment in a corner somewhere

notdream: Nononono don’t delete your account

notdream: I haven’t even told you the best part about all of this

Gogy: ?

notdream: Look I’ll just tweet you from my main

Gogy: ???

notdream: Okay done

notdream: You’ll see in fifteen minutes or so

Gogy: ?????????

Gogy: ?????????????????

 

@dreamwastaken: Just want to try something here…#HelloTwitterDescriptionMan

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#HelloTwitterDescriptionMan

13,290 tweets

 

Twitter DM: @gogyyy, @notdream

Gogy: Wait what the fuck

Gogy: No way

Gogy: You cannot possibly be implying what I think you are implying here

 

Message requests (1):

@dreamwastaken: What, you don’t like the hashtag I made for you Gogy? :<

 

Twitter DM: @gogyyy, @notdream

Gogy: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

notdream: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gogy: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Gogy: YOU HAVE A STAN ACCOUNT FOR YOURSELF????????????

notdream: What can I say, I love looking at all the fanart! People are so talented :D

notdream: It also happens to be a quite helpful way to keep an eye on any potential drama before it becomes an issue, so there is that, too.

Gogy: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

@gogyyy: GOING DARK

--@sweetchayos: u ok dude?

----@gogyyy: N O

--@notdream: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Twitter DM: @gogyyy, @notdream

Gogy: To be honest I am not nearly drunk enough to unpack this all right now

Gogy: I cannot believe the one (1) random dream fan I used for help making my descriptions just happened to be Dream himself

Gogy: I am going to use this as proof that the universe must hate me

notdream: I actually find this entire thing quite wholesome, I can’t believe you went undercover to make better trending descriptions for me

Gogy: I didn’t want to be fired okay

notdream: You know, now that all the cards are laid out, as wild as they are

notdream: What if we like…properly teamed up

notdream: Send me any trending tags relating to me, I write descriptions for them so they’re not dry as hell like usual, full offence

notdream: Like #HelloTwitterDescriptionMan could be “Fans of Minecraft YouTuber Dream greet the Twitter Employee that writes trending tags descriptions – hi! :)”

notdream: See that is straight up viral material

notdream: Random twitter users are entertained, I get more people interested in my content, my fans are happy

notdream: Everyone’s a winner

Gogy: Hmmm

notdream: Also you’d get great descriptions without having to do the work

Gogy: You make a convincing argument

Gogy: …You know what, why not.

notdream: It’s a deal then, Mr. Twitter Description Man :D

 

Text message: George, Unknown Number

Unknown Number: Why hello there Mr. Twitter Description Man

George: Oh hey, lemme save your number

the actual dream wtf: What should I save yours as? Gogy ◉‿◉ ?

George: …That is just so much worse when not on twitter

the actual dream wtf: Too late, already saved it~! G o g y y y

George: Wow would you look at the time, I have a meeting, gotta go bye

 

@Dreamwastaken: Okay how about…#TwitterDescriptionManWhatIsYourName

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#HelloTwitterDescriptionMan

Fans of Minecraft YouTuber Dream greet the Twitter Employee that writes trending tags descriptions – hi! :)

23,933 tweets

HE TALKS

6,482 tweets

#TwitterDescriptionManWhatIsYourName

9,234 tweets

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: OH THAT IS SO CHEATING

George: FOUL PLAY

the actual dream wtf: Here you go: “Twitter users want to know what to call the Twitter Employee that writes trending tags descriptions – ‘Twitter Description Man’ is fine!”

the actual dream wtf: See, you don’t even have to actually give your name for that one for it to be fun

George: like, that’s good and all, but also why are you like this

George: I already regret agreeing to this

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#HelloTwitterDescriptionMan

Fans follow Minecraft YouTuber Dream’s footsteps in greeting the Twitter Employee that writes trending tags descriptions – hi! :)

29,579 tweets

HE TALKS

8,312 tweets

#TwitterDescriptionManWhatIsYourName

Twitter users want to know what to call the Twitter Employee that writes trending tags descriptions – ‘Twitter Description Man’ is fine!

16,236 tweets

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: My name is George

George: Since you were curious

the actual dream wtf: !!

the actual dream wtf: Well, nice to meet you, George

the actual dream wtf: I’m Clay

George: I’d say I already knew that from the internet but I feel like that’d be a dick thing to say, so thanks I guess

the actual dream wtf: I look forward to a long and beautiful partnership :)

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TWITTER TRENDING

#TwitterDescriptionManRedemptionArc

5,235 tweets

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: Your fans are trending #TwitterDescriptionManRedemptionArc

the actual dream wtf: Nice to see that our partnership is working out

George: I’d say that I’m proud but it’s really all just you ghostwriting your descriptions this past month, so there’s that.

the actual dream wtf: I will pat myself on the back for you

the actual dream wtf: “Fans of Minecraft YouTuber Dream cheer at the recent quality of his trending tag descriptions”

George: Got it!

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#TwitterDescriptionManRedemptionArc

Fans of Minecraft YouTuber Dream cheer at the recent quality of his trending tag descriptions

8,201 tweets

 

Dream’s Bitches Group Chat - Members: 34

Cryptid ☽: YALL LOOK AT TRENDING

Slooth: YOOOOOOOOO

amnesi_acc | work is theoretically happening rn: Twitter description man saw our hashtag!!!

That²³: AWWWWWWWWWW MY HEART

Gogy: <3

Chem: Twitter Description Man x Dream enemies to lovers au???

Gogy: Nope

notdream: No way

bella | day 106 of crying over dream: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gean: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gean: THE SHUT DOWN

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap(on thin ice)

Sapnap(on thin ice): Sooo George

Sapnap(on thin ice): I haven’t heard you talk about your mortal enemy recently

Sapnap(on thin ice): …Everything okay bro?

George: Well, I’ve been thinking

Sapnap(on thin ice): Dangerous

George: …I hate you

Sapnap(on thinner ice): not my fault that ur too easy

Sapnap(on thinner ice): So what were you thinking?

George: Welllllll

George: I may need to downgrade Dream to “former mortal enemy” status

Sapnap(on thinner ice): Ayo ???

George: I’ve been thinking about it for a while

George: And I’ve decided that football trends are worse

Sapnap(on thinner ice): Oh yeah?

George: I mean, Tom Brady,,, like,,,UGHHHHH

George: Do you KNOW how many grown men simp for him Sapnap

George: DO YOU KNOW?????

George: HE’S A FOOTBALL PLAYER FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Sapnap(on thinner ice): Well, I’m glad to see that you’re doing same as always :)

George: IT MAKES NO SENSE, SAPNAP. NONE

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#tombrady

4,179 tweets

dream’s shoes

3,372 tweets

WHAT ARE THOSE

9,231 tweets            

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: You seriously have no shoe game

George: In TOTALLY unrelated news, “WHAT ARE THOSE” is trending, along with “dream’s shoes”.  Hmm…

the actual dream wtf: for the record no boomer has any right to judge my shoe game

George: um excuse me???????

George: Did you just call me a boomer??????????

the actual dream wtf: Oh please, you exude boomer energy

George: Bitch I am 23, didn’t you read my stan twt bio

George: Don’t make me pull out my carrd because I will

the actual dream wtf: No way you are 23

the actual dream wtf: 27 at MINIMUM

George: Why would I lie about that??

the actual dream wtf: Send a photo of yourself then

George: Sure?

Picture sent (1) - Selfie of George smiling brightly

the actual dream wtf: Lol nice job u catfish

George: ????? This is literally me????????

the actual dream wtf: Lmao, yeah RIGHT

the actual dream wtf: A hundred bucks says that’s not you

George: Bruh

George: Do you want me to prove it?? This is quite confusing

George: I mean, I’m down to FaceTime if you are?

the actual dream wtf: You know what, sure

George: Dream face reveal, not clickbait, let’s go

 

FaceTime: George, the actual dream wtf

Duration: 0:00:04

 

@dreamwastaken: ASJKDJKHFJKHDFHJKDFHJHJKJKHDFS HOT HOT H O T T T T T T ohmygod

--@BadBoyHalo: Did you burn yourself you muffinhead

----@dreamwastaken: MISTAKES MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN MADE

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: YOU HUNG UP SO FAST LMAOOOOO

George: I TOLD YOU IT WAS ME YOU LOSER

the actual dream wtf: YEAH SO I WAS WRONG

the actual dream wtf: YOU’RE NOT A CATFISH I GUESS

the actual dream wtf: MY BAD

the actual dream wtf: SO SORRY JHSDFHJKDSF

George: Easiest hundred bucks of my LIFE HAHAHAHAHA

 

Google search: “what do you when your former mortal enemy is actually kinda cute maybe”

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: Heyyy

the actual dream wtf: Hey!!!

George: So theoretically

George: If someone were to binge watch your content

George: Where would be a good place to start

the actual dream wtf: !!!

George: Asking for a friend

the actual dream wtf: Naturally, naturally

the actual dream wtf: Well my ‘Minecraft, But’ series is the most popular

the actual dream wtf: I’d recommend you start with the playlist of those that I have posted on my channel :D

George: Not me!!! A friend

the actual dream wtf: My bad, I’d recommend YOUR FRIEND starts with the playlist of those that I have posted on my channel

George: Cool cool, thanks, will pass that on

 

@gogyyy: So it’s 5 am and I have just finished binging all of Dream’s videos. send help

--@notdream: Oh I’m so glad that your (checks notes) “friend” enjoyed the videos !

----@gogyyy: GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

TWITTER TRENDING

dream has the flu

3,392 tweets

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: Hope you feel better soon

the actual dream wtf: Awww, thanks! :)

the actual dream wtf: Wait

the actual dream wtf: How’d you know I was sick???

George: How do you think?????

the actual dream wtf: Oh right, duh

the actual dream wtf: I’m so out of it today

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

the actual dream wtf: George

the actual dream wtf: Georgeeeee

George: What

the actual dream wtf: I’m bored

George: That’s not my problem

the actual dream wtf: I can make a trending tag for you and then it will have to be your problem

the actual dream wtf: Checkmate

George: You are the literal worst

George: Are you still sick today?

the actual dream wtf: Yeah, I’m fully bedridden

the actual dream wtf: Thus, my boredom

George: Well, good luck with that

the actual dream wtf: Hey George

George: Whatttt

the actual dream wtf: Did you really used to hate me?

the actual dream wtf: Back before we met on stan twitter

the actual dream wtf: Which I will never shut up about hahaHA

George: Oh my god

the actual dream wtf: No wait, I really want to know, though

the actual dream wtf: Be honest

George: Hate is a too strong a word

George: It was more like uhhhhh

George: You ever have a mortal enemy, but parasocially? It was like that

the actual dream wtf: Wait WHAT

George: Oh my god this is so embarrassing to write this out, don’t interrupt me

the actual dream wtf: Sir yes sir

George: I got a strong sense of…irritation? whenever another stupid tag was trending

George: And let me tell you, there was always another stupid tag trending

George: A lot of them were hard to figure out why they were even trending in the first place

George: And I guess part of the negative emotions I had for the stupid tags wore off to how I perceived you and your content

George: So I had a general distaste for you without having seen any of your content because of that association

the actual dream wtf: Wow, I say be honest and you drop a diss track

George: Sorry

the actual dream wtf: No, don’t be, I asked for that

the actual dream wtf: Well, I can see why having to deal with all the trends would get old

George: It’s much better now that I have you to translate what’s going on

George: Thank you for that

the actual dream wtf: It’s actually kinda fun writing those

George: Tell you what, if being a Minecraft youtuber doesn’t pan out, I will recommend you to the twitter.com hiring team

the actual dream wtf: I’m flattered

George: Full disclosure: the pay is shit

the actual dream wtf: Lmao, noted

George: Hey, look

George: I’m sorry

the actual dream wtf: ?

George: For not giving you and your fandom a proper chance, before

George: Everyone is actually quite friendly

George: And the trends are for the most part funny if you’re in on the inside joke

George: And I can’t believe I’m saying this but

George: Your content is actually quite good

George: It was stupid and immature of me to be biased against you before, so I’m sorry

the actual dream wtf: Apology accepted :)

George: Oh, speaking of, you’re trending again

George: It’s quite wholesome, #restwelldream

Dream: Do you want to facetime again for a few minutes to hash out the description? My thumbs are getting tired

George: Yeah, sure

 

Phone call: George, the actual dream wtf

Duration: 3:37:05

 

@gogyyy: Wtf that was the fastest three and a half hours of my life

--@notdream: Vouch

---@gogyyy: DIDN’T I SAY GO AWAYYYYYYYYYY

---@gogyyy: why do you even follow this account still

----@notdream: Damn and here I thought we were Bonding™

-----@notdream: Call tomorrow?

------@gogyyy: I’d love to :)

-------@mayamoon: oomfs need to get a room

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap(Bitch)

George: Sapnap

George: I’ve messed up

Sapnap(Bitch): I call your office chair

George: ???

George: I WASN’T FIRED YOU ASS

Sapnap(Bitch): Damn

George: I will actually kill you

Sapnap(Bitch): I mean, oh that’s great !

Sapnap(Bitch): What’s up

George: I maybe kinda possibly maybe could have maybe caught feelings for someone

George: maybe

George: Please advise

Sapnap(Bitch): O-OH????

Sapnap(Bitch): WTF

Sapnap(Bitch): Who?????? Do I know them?????

George: Uh it’s Dream

Sapnap(Bitch): Dream

Sapnap(Bitch): As in, famous Minecraft youtuber Dream?

Sapnap(Bitch): As in, your self-proclaimed mortal enemy Dream?

George: Former* mortal enemy!!!

Sapnap(Bitch): Uh huh…?

George: Yep, that's the guy I’m talking about!

Sapnap(Bitch): ....OHHHHHHHHHHH 

Sapnap(Bitch): LMAOOOOOOOO

Sapnap(Bitch): I thought you were serious for a second there and nearly had a heart attack

Sapnap(Bitch): Hah!! You having a crush on Dream, what a thought

Sapnap(Bitch): Good one bro, you got me

George: …

Sapnap(Bitch): ……

Sapnap(Bitch): What.

George: Yeah.

Sapnap(Bitch): You’ve got to be joking.

George: I really, really wish I was.

Sapnap(Bitch): UM.

George: So we’ve been texting for a while now, but today was the first time we’ve talked over the phone and boy oh boy am I in over my head

George: He’s just so easy to talk to???

George: And maybe just a little cute as well

George: maybe

George: hhhhhhHHHHhh

Sapnap(Bitch): Woah woah woah

Sapnap(Bitch): Hold on a second

Sapnap(Bitch): You’re going to have to back up, like ten steps here for me

Sapnap(Bitch): You’ve been texting…Dream????? As in the minecraft youtuber Dream????  You actually know him????????

George: Yeah, it’s kinda complicated but long story short we met on stan twitter

Sapnap(Bitch): ??????????????????????????????????????????????????

George: Okay so it’s a bit of a long story but anyways can we please focus on what’s important here??? I may or may not have a crush and need advice Sapnap, please helpppp

Sapnap(Bitch): …You have to understand that this is a very surreal conversation for me

George: I know, sorry

George: I just didn't know who else I could go to for advice ;-;

Sapnap(Bitch): ...One second

 

Google search: “how to help friend with a crush”

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap(Bitch)

Sapnap(Bitch): Okay so here’s what you have to do

Sapnap(Bitch): 1. Continue talking with him and get to know him more

Sapnap(Bitch): 2. Figure out if you still are interested in him

Sapnap(Bitch): 3. Try and figure out if he might be interested back

Sapnap(Bitch): 4. If the signs look good then go ahead and ask him out! This guide was brought to you by WikiHow

Sapnap(Bitch): Oops, ignore that last part haha, just a joke and totally not copy pasted hahaha

George: Ok four steps, I can do that!!! You’re the best Sapnap, thank you!!!!  ( ＾◡＾)っ❤

 

@Twitter: POLL: so does love make people act weird or something?????????

A) Yes – 38943 votes (56.85%)

B) Yes – 29347 votes (43.15%)

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@tae_innit: So I drew some Twitter Description Man fanart because he has been redeeming himself lately uwu

Attached – A drawing of a cute anime boy with long hair, wearing glasses and a light blue hoodie with a Twitter logo

--@tae_innit: Oh wow this popped off????

---@ranboop_: You literally called him a boomer three months ago, where is this cute anime boi energy coming from

----@tae_innit: Shhhhhhh don’t expose me

-----@tae_innit: To be fair, he did have big boomer energy back then asjkasdhjsd

 

@tae_innit: ALRIGHT

@tae_innit: YOU KNOW WHAT

@tae_innit: If I get to 1000 followers in the next 5 hours I will draw Twitter Description Man x Dream fanart

--@c_albb: TAE N OO O O OO O

 

@tae_innit: WTFFFFF I LOOK AWAY FOR AN HOUR AND NOW I HAVE 1830 FOLLOWERS ??????? YALL BE SO THIRSTY THAT IT AMAZES EVEN ME

 

@tae_innit: Well y'all, don’t let it be said that I’m not an artist of my word o7

Attached – Fanart of Dream kissing anime Twitter Description Man in a meadow, under a sizzling sunset

--@stupidsanbii: UH ??????

--@ItsMoonjiMoth: HELLO???

--@ThatIsImportant: This had NO RIGHT to be as spicy as it was wtf

--@CaffeineChmist: ......do you have any more where this came from? asking for a friend

--@c_albb: …oomf… you got clout…… but at what cost…………

----@tae_innit: i have no regrets

 

@tae_innit: NOT THE DREAM FANART ACCOUNT LIKING IT SHSDJJDFJKHDFHJK DREAM I AM SO SORRYYYY I REGRET EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHSADKJSADHASD

 

@NekoKat14: Okay but like what would That ship name even be?  Dwitter?? Tream???? Drending????

--@SleepySlooth: Twitter Description Man x Dream.... DescDream?

----@stupidsanbii: DESCDREAM HAHHAHAHHAHAHA

@ThatIsImportant: DescDreamtwt rise UP we ride at dawn

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#tombradyGOAT

1,183 tweets

DescDream

4,283 tweets

 

@c_albb: TAE .....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ...........

--@tae_innit: ..........oops?

 

@gogyyy: I just woke up, what is DescDream and why is it all over my timeline

--@c_albb: Go back to bed

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: So your fans accidentally started trending what I’m decently sure is the ship name for you and me, the twitter description man

the actual dream wtf: W H A T

the actual dream wtf: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NO WAY

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#tombradyGOAT

1,483 tweets

DescDream

Fans of the Minecraft YouTuber Dream discuss the fictional romantic pairing between him and the Twitter Employee that writes trending descriptions

7,283 tweets

 

@karaamochi: Alright dreamtwt it’s time to have a talk. /srs /neg (1/8)

@karaamochi: We as a fandom need to have a discussion about this kind of thing.  Like even if it’s just a “joke” or “meme” ship, the fact that it was talked about to the point that the twitter description man saw it is NOT okay.  We don’t even know if he is okay with himself being shipped like that. (2/8)

@karaamochi: It’s as bad as donating to a CC about ships.  Don’t do it.  This crosses all sorts of personal boundaries and is a terrible….

 

@SleepySlooth: …I’m just saying, there IS a way to find out his boundaries… #TwitterManIsItOkayIfWeShipYou

--@c_albb: no

---@tae_innit: #TwitterManIsItOkayIfWeShipYou

----@c_albb: nO

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#tombradyGOAT

2,483 tweets

DescDream

Fans of the Minecraft YouTuber Dream discuss the fictional romantic pairing between him and the Twitter Employee that writes trending descriptions

19,389 tweets

#TwitterManIsItOkayIfWeShipYou

3,285 tweets

 

Text message: George, the actual dream wtf

George: Please pick your fandom up, they’re drunk

George: #TwitterManIsItOkayIfWeShipYou is trending now

the actual dream wtf: …Well.

the actual dream wtf: It’s nice of them to ask about your boundaries? Ahahahahaha

George: -.-

the actual dream wtf: Uh how about “Twitter users respectfully inquire about the personal boundaries of the twitter employee that writes the trending descriptions” and then add your thoughts. 

the actual dream wtf: All the shipping stuff doesn’t bother me at all, but if it bothers you then you should say something! No worries whatever you decide. :)

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#tombradyGOAT

Yet again, twitter users discuss footballer Tom Brady’s best plays

2,683 tweets

DescDream

Fans of the Minecraft YouTuber Dream discuss the fictional romantic pairing between him and the Twitter Employee that writes trending descriptions

26,472 tweets

#TwitterManIsItOkayIfWeShipYou

Twitter users respectfully inquire about the personal boundaries of the twitter employee that writes the trending descriptions - go wild!

4,185 tweets

 

@CaffeineChmist: bruh

@sweetchayos: UM???? AM I SEEING THAT RIGHT

@ThatIsImportant: OH HE’S INTO IT

@tae_innit: TWITTER DESCRIPTION MAN’S NEW ENERGY IS THAT MEME WHERE THE CAT GOES I SEE NO GOD HERE…OTHER THAN ME!!!!!

@SleepySlooth: TWITTER MAN IS INTO IT, JUST SAYING

@quacktvt: NOT EVEN A “IT DOESN’T BOTHER ME” OR "IT'S FINE" ... HE DEADASS SAID “GO WILD”  GO W I L D

@ItsMoonjiMoth: DESCDREAMTWT TONIGHT WE T H R I V E

@mayamoon: DESCDREAMTWT STAYS WINNING

--@c_albb: DescDreamTwt was literally made an hour ago as a meme what do you mean you ‘stay winning’

----@mayamoon: YOUR POINT???? WE’VE YET TO TAKE AN L

@NekoKat14: …so we all agree he’s into it right

@IncorrectTwitterDescriptionManQuotes: Description Man: …Yall got any more of that descdream fanart?

--@gogyyy: ahaha

@bellabel: The sexual tension between dream and the man that sees all our dumbass trends about him

@ranboop_: TWITTER MAN IS TOTALLY INTO DESCDREAM,,, JUST SAYING,,,,,,

@Ph1LzA: Twitter Description Man woke up today and chose chaos

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: Okay. so.

George: It has been a couple of months since I first talked with Dream

George: I’ve spent hours talking to him on the phone almost every day now

George: Anddddd my crush on him has only grown

George: It’s probably the size of the moon right now

George: So now how do I do step three

Sapnap: Step three??

George: “Try and figure out if he might be interested back”

Sapnap: Ah right

Sapnap: Are you telling me that entire thing wasn’t just some fever dream????

George: Dream has a fever????

Sapnap: You know what, never mind

Sapnap: Just ask him, dude

George: No way, that’d be so awkward omg

George: What if he’s not interested???

 

@Twitter: does anyone else feel like they’re stuck in middle school all over again. for absolutely no reason in particular

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: Alright, listen, I’ll do some research, okay?

Sapnap: You sit tight

 

@dream_spotify: Dream is currently listening to: Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield

@dream_spotify: Dream is currently listening to: Love Story by Taylor Swift

@dream_spotify: Dream is currently listening to: Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars

@dream_spotify: Dream is currently listening to: Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield

@dream_spotify: Dream is currently listening to: Love You Like a Love Song by Selena Gomez and the Scene

@dream_spotify: Dream is currently listening to: Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield

@dream_spotify: Dream is currently listening to: sunkissed by Khai Dreams

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: Yeahhh, he’s head over heels in love right now

George: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: THANKS SAPNAP, YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!

Sapnap: Nooooo problem.

Sapnap: So are you going to ask him out or what

George: No wayyyyyy that would be way too awkward

George: What if he rejects me????

Sapnap: OH. OH MY FUCKING GOD

 

Twitter DM: @sapnap, @notdream

Sapnap: Hey

Sapnap: Hey

Sapnap: Hey

Sapnap: Hey there

Sapnap: HELLO ANYONE THERE

Sapnap: YO WTF DON’T IGNORE ME MAN WE NEED TO TALK

Sapnap: What can get your attention

Sapnap: GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE

notdream: Can I help you?

Sapnap: OH FINALLY

Sapnap: Yeah you know George? The George that’s been talking with you

Sapnap: Description guy or whatever they call him these days

notdream: Yeah?

Sapnap: He’s my best friend. We’re coworkers, I run the twitter account

notdream: Sorry, which twitter account are you talking about?

 

Message requests (1):

@Twitter: T H E TWITTER ACCOUNT, BITCH

 

Twitter DM: @sapnap, @notdream

notdream: O-oh :o

notdream: Well hello there Sapnap! How can I help you?

Sapnap: I just wanted to say

Sapnap: If you break his heart, I will actually murder you

notdream: We’re not dating??

Sapnap: Oh trust me I know

Sapnap: Point stands

notdream: Okay twitter man, I will never break other twitter man’s heart, cross my heart and hope to die

Sapnap: Excellent, glad we understand each other.

 

@sapnap: oh my god, I just spoke to my favorite content creator!!!! literally shaking rn, can’t believe that just happened. life is fucking awesome

--@notdream: You literally threatened me wtf

---@sapnap: yeahhh sorry about that mate. but it just had to be done. bro code and all. (sorry again)

----@gogyyy: ????????????????

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Text message: George, Dream!!!

George: Well Dream, I have crunched the numbers

Dream!!!: Let me guess, I should post more cat pictures

George: Um

George: Excuse me

George: I haven’t even started my analysis here :/

Dream!!!: Sorry, sorry, go on ahead

Dream!!!: I’ll be quiet

George: Okay so!!! in the four months we’ve been properly chatting, you or something related to you has trended 78 times.

George: Which, just for the record, makes you the number two trendable topic on twitter

Dream!!!: What’s number one?

George: Tom Brady, god I hate that man

Dream!!!: tf did Tom Brady ever do to you???

George: Exist

Dream!!!: …did Tom Brady replace me as your parasocial mortal enemy?

George: No comment

Dream!!!: And here I thought I was special ;-;

George: I SAID NO COMMENT

Dream!!!: Sure, sure, go on about my trends then

George: Yeah so of your trend descriptions, you’ve written 59 of them, with the others having been trending at times you were busy or asleep

George: Your cat Patches was the most frequent trend, trending on seven separate occasions

George: And on those seven occasions, not only was the clickthrough rate of the trending tag among the highest of the day, but you also got a relatively higher bump in new twitter followers

George: So what I’m trying to say here is…

Dream!!!: …I should post more cat pictures?

George: …You should post more cat pictures

Dream!!!: Noted, thank you Mr. Twitter Description Man

 

@dreamwastaken: Twitter Description Man pls forgive me for not posting pictures of Patches in a while, I know you must have missed her #Patches

Picture attached (1) – A picture of Patches curled up, looking extremely adorable

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#Patches

At long last, Minecraft YouTuber Dream updates his fanbase with pictures of his incredibly adorable cat, Patches! :D

3,423 tweets

 

@stupidsanbii: jasdjhasdjkhad descdream just confess your love for each other pLEASE

@SleepySlooth: Okay but descdream is honestly the cutest #patches

@ranboop_: DescDream literally started ironically but somehow isn’t anymore.  So what I’m saying is, descdream is the dab of ships send tweet

@NekoKat14: patches is cute but lets be real, the descdream content is cuter

--@c_albb: oomf u better take that back right now, patches >>>>>

----@dreamwastaken: No ur oomf is right

------@c_albb: UM HELLO???????

------@gogyyy: you are on the wrong account dream, you absolute dumbass

--------@dreamwastaken: idk, am I? :P

@mayamoon: DESCDREAMTWT, TODAY WE FEASTTTTTT JDFJDSDDFFSJJKHSDF

 

Dream’s Bitches Group Chat - Members: 35

amnesi_acc | I’M WORKING I PROMISEEEE: HFDHFDHJFD TOMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fluffy Moon || BLM: OMG

Gogy: What’d Tommy do??

Cryptid ☽: Wilbur was like, “Oh no, BLOW IT UP is trending number two in the UK”

Cryptid ☽: And then Tommy responded “It’s fine, Dream’s boyfriend can explain it to the locals” LMAOOOOOO

bella | day 195 of crying over dream: OMG TOMMYYYYY

Gogy: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

notdream: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chem: ONE OF US!!!!!!  ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!!!

Cryptid ☽: IT WAS JUST A JOKE GUYS, DON'T READ TOO DEEPLY INTO IT

Slooth: DESCDREAM SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: So, Dream’s boyfriend, eh?

George: WE’RE NOT DATING SAPNAP, IT WAS JUST A JOKE FROM TOMMY AJHJAKSFHJKAFH

Sapnap: You mean, you’re not dating yet*

George: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Sapnap: Seriously man you just gotta confess, this is just embarrassing for you at this point

George: SOON OKAY???? IM WAYYYY NOT READY FOR THAT RIGHT NOW

Sapnap: Alright buddy, whatever you say

 

@Twitter: does anyone else ever get the urge to just [INCOHERENT SCREAM] or is that just me

--@c_albb: nope, not just you Mr. Twitter ™ man

----@Twitter: Okay great, thanks

 

Text message: George, Dream!!!

Dream!!!: Hey!!

Dream!!!: Sooooo I’m about to play Among Us with a few friends, there’s a spot in the lobby if you’re not busy

Dream!!!: I’m not streaming but I think a couple of them are though

Dream!!!: Would you be interested in joining in maybe?

Dream!!!: No pressure or anything!!

George: I mean, if you’ll be there I’d be down for anything

Dream!!!: JSDFJKDSFHJK

Dream!!!: OKAY COOL GIMME A SEC AND I’LL SEND YOU THE CODE THEN!!!!

George: :D

 

@dream_updates: Dream is currently playing Among Us with BBH, WilburSoot, TommyInnit, Philza, Quackity, Tubbo, Ranboo, Karl, and someone named George!

--@CaffeineChmist: ¾ curse strikes aGAIN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

--@stephisoftie: Wait who’s George

----@dream_updates: We don’t recognize him, he might be an irl friend of Dream’s based on their conversations so far? He sounds British, that’s about all we know ^^;

 

@SleepySlooth: So we all agree that that was the most hilarious among us game ever yes? Yes.

@quacktvt: Yall seriously WHO IS GEORGE, he and Dream have the best dynamic ever????

@CaffeineChmist: Dream and George are just….the cutest???? Has Dream ever laughed that much before?????

@mayamoon: This is now a george stan account don’t @ me

@George_Updates: Hello everyone!!! we’re a new updates account for Dream’s friend George, please DM if you’re interested in helping out as an admin~!

@sweetchayos: Unfollow me right now, ‘COME HERE GEORGE’ is the only thing I'm gonna talk about for the next two weeks

@ItsMoonjiMoth: how tf does no one know who George is, I’m actually crying

 

Text message: George, Dream!!!

George: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TRICKED ME THAT LAST GAME YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARD

George: LOOK #RIPGEORGE IS EVEN TRENDING NOW, I HATE THIS

Dream!!!: Hahahhahaha

George: YOU ARE THE LITERAL WORSTTTTT I TRUSTED YOU

George: I defended your innocence to badboyhalo!!!! I let badboyhalo down I am a MONSTER

Dream!!!: Sucks to SUCK

George: Hey I have a video idea for you motherfucker: Minecraft but I just try to freaking kILL YOU THE ENTIRE TIME

Dream!!!: …wait a second

 

@dreamwastaken: New video is out!!! Minecraft Speedrunner VS Hunter

 

@_xyzeia: GEORGE!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!

@George_Updates: YESSSS!!!!!!! WE’RE EMPLOYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@c_albb: GEORGE IS BACK!!!!!!! AND DUDE WHAT THAT VIDEO WAS SO GOOD????? 

 

@mayamoon: Okay yall might hate me for this but,,,George/Dream > Twitter Description Man/Dream send tweet

--@tae_innit: H o t take

--@SleepySlooth: Oomf gonna get her ass cancelled

--@dekudancee: No but like low-key,,,,agree #teamgeorge

--@linb3at: you can pry descdream out of my cold dead hands #teamdescriptionman

@SleepySlooth: #teamdescriptionman

@mayamoon: #teamgeorge

@NekoKat14: #teamdescriptionman

@ThatIsImportant: #teamgeorge

@c_albb: .....SO WE’RE DOING THIS AGAIN GUYS????? REALLY????????  REALLY???????????????

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#TampaBayBuccaneers

3,193 tweets

#teamdescriptionman

2,124 tweets

#teamgeorge

1,523 tweets

 

Text message: George, Dream!!!

George: Hey are you up?

George: I need help with a couple of descriptions

George: Dreammmmmmm

George: Damn okay, I guess it is late by you

George: ….How tf am I supposed to write a trend about myself???? This is weirddddd

George: Man I wish you were awake because I gotta be honest with you, I am terrified that people will make the connection that I’m the Description Man

George: Need to play it cool

 

TWITTER TRENDING

#TampaBayBuccaneers

In a surprising turn of events, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won their last game, 31-9

3,193 tweets

#teamdescriptionman

Twitter users discuss the fictional romantic pairing between Dream and the Twitter employee that writes trending descriptions, a ship which has been popular over these last few months

3,129 tweets

#teamgeorge

Twitter users discuss the fictional romantic pairing between Dream and George, a random man Dream has occasionally talked with

2,527 tweets

 

@NekoKat14: UM

@SleepySlooth: .....are...are you all seeing this...

@dekudancee: d-does twitter description man have,,, actual beef,,, with George,,,,, 

@sweetchayos: IM CRYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED ON THIS BIRD APP

@ItsMoonjiMoth: DO I SMELL A JEALOUSY ARC???????

@CaffeineChmist: The sHADE IM HOLLERING

@ThatIsImportant: Damn description man really did my man George dirty like that smh #teamgeorge

@stupidsanbii: THIS. THIS IS WHY I AM TEAM DESCRIPTION MAN

@tae_innit: “RANDOM MAN” OMG DESCRIPTION MAN ILY #teamdescriptionman

 

Text message: George, Dream!!!

Dream!!!: So George

Dream!!!: I wake up

Dream!!!: And immediately check my stantwt account, as one does

George: As one does

Dream!!!: And what do I see?  My stantwt timeline is in shambles, arguing about something along the lines of #teamgeorge vs #teamdescriptionman

Dream!!!: Care to explain?

George: Uhhhh yeah

George: So about that

George: I may have accidentally broke twitter last night

Dream!!!: What, exactly, did you do.

George: ...So I may have accidentally created a shipping war between you, myself and my alter ego while you were asleep?

George: .....happens to the best of us right? ahaha

Dream!!!: Oh. my god

Dream!!!: Only you, George

 

Text message: George, Dream!!!

George: Heyyyy so question for you

George: How difficult is it to start streaming?

Dream!!!: !!!!!!

Dream!!!: You want to be as streamer???

George: Maybe it’ll be a side thing, idk

George: But hhhh it’s been fun gaming with you though, I wouldn’t mind trying streaming out so we could do that more often

Dream!!!: !!!!!!!!!!

Dream!!!: I’ll send you a list of my recommended setup!!! :D

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: Sooooooo George, if you’re free for a few minutes, I need to walk you through how today went for me.

George: Sure?

Sapnap: So. After another long day of running the official Twitter account

Sapnap: I get home, just wanting to relax for a while

George: Alright…?

Sapnap: So I go to Twitch.tv

George: Ohhhhh

Sapnap: And wHO DO I SEE ON THE FRONT PAGE

George: OHHHHHHHHHHH

Sapnap: RIGHT UP THERE IN MY RECOMMENDED BETWEEN FREAKING POKIMANE AND LUDWIG

Sapnap: THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S MY BEST FRIEND, GEORGE

George: Oh hey that’s me!

Sapnap: WHO APPARENTLY HAS A TWITCH CHANNEL

Sapnap: AND IS PLAYING MINECRAFT

Sapnap: WITH DREAM

Sapnap: WITH WELL OVER 50,000 PEOPLE WATCHING

Sapnap: PLEASE EXPLAIN

George: Ahaha

George: So

George: You know how I was on Dream’s manhunt video right

Sapnap: You told me that was “just a one time thing” and you “weren’t gonna jump careers overnight”

George: Well yeah but like

George: People liked the content, you know? And it was really fun to make that video

George: And so I thought, why not just try streaming out for a bit, just as a side thing?

George: And then Dream helped me get a good setup picked out

Sapnap: Uh huh

George: So here I am, Twitter Description Man by day, twitch streamer by night

Sapnap: …Ok clark kent

Sapnap: Don’t forget about me when you get famous

George: K

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: Wait hang on

Sapnap: How much do you get paid for this hobby of yours

Sapnap: George?????

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: No you know what

Sapnap: Pass your specs on to me, I want to try out this streaming thing for myself

George: Twitter doesn’t pay us enough, eh?

Sapnap: TWITTER DOESN’T PAY US ANYTHING, GEORGE

Sapnap: WE’RE LITERALLY UNPAID INTERNS

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: Do you want to help me kill Dream

Sapnap: OH GOD NO DID HE BREAK YOUR HEART

Sapnap: I ALWAYS KNEW THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS NO GOOD FOR YOU, OH YOU POOR THING

Sapnap: DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING, I WILL OBLITERATE HIM FOR YOU

George: SAPNAP NO WAIT STOP

George: I MEANT HELP ME KILL DREAM ******IN MINECRAFT******

George: LIKE IN ONE OF THOSE MANHUNT VIDEOS

Sapnap: …oh of course! haha

Sapnap: Ignore the last few messages, I didn’t really mean them ahaha

Sapnap: Ahahahaha

George: ..........

Sapnap: ....oops?

 

@dreamwastaken: New video is out!!! Minecraft Speedrunner VS 2 Hunters

 

@mayamoon: #TeamGeorge…just saying

@NekoKat14: never forget your roots #TeamDescriptionMan, stay strong

@stupidsanbii: people still simping for the description man when a whole-ass george is Right There, I don’t get it #TeamGeorge

@tae_innit: Reject modernity Embrace tradition #TeamTwitterDescriptionMan

@c_albb: TEAM STOP BICKERING AND ENJOY THE MANHUNT YOU IDIOTS

@karaamochi: So Dream, Sapnap, George….if they’re gonna collab a ton then they need a group name!  Dream Team?

 

@dreamwastaken: Dream Team. :)

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TWITTER TRENDING

#RanbooSaysHi

Minecraft streamer Ranboo wanted to join in on the meta fun of talking to the Twitter employee that writes the trending descriptions, and asked his fans to pass on a greeting from him - hello right back at you, Ranboo! :D

4,294 tweets

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: Holy SHIT Sapnap, I almost messed up so badly today

Sapnap: What happened??

George: So I was chilling with Ranboo on stream earlier

George: And then he started a bit about saying hi to the Twitter Description Man

George: And I just BARELY stopped myself from responding to him then and there

Sapnap: Oh…that would have been bad

George: I think I’ve reached the point where I no longer enjoy being Clark Kent

George: It’s starting to get confusing keeping my identities separate from each other, especially now that I’m actually regularly interacting with the people that I write trending descriptions about

George: And the entire #teamgeorge vs #teamdescriptionman thing REALLY isn’t helping

George: …I’m growing more and more worried that my identity will leak before I’m ready to reveal it

Sapnap: And when do you think you’ll be ready to reveal it?

George: Hmm…

George: Probably when I figure everything with Dream out?

Sapnap: BRO

Sapnap: WHAT IS THERE LEFT TO FIGURE OUT???????

Sapnap: IT’S SO OBVIOUS THAT YOU IDIOTS BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER

George: OKAY BUT I STILL HAVE TO LIKE CONFESS AND STUFF SDJKHDFJDFJDF GET OFF MY BACKKKKKKKKKK

Sapnap: George, and I say this as your friend… one of these days you really just need to sit down and sort out your shit

George: Yeah yeah, that’s on my bucket list

 

@ItsMoonjiMoth: HOLD UP I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE ARE NOW FANS OUT THERE THAT DON’T REMEMBER A TIME WHEN DESCRIPTION MAN WAS OUR NUMBER ONE ENEMY

--@carrotboichan: Hang on what??  But descdream is so cute?????

----@ItsMoonjiMoth: …nature is healing

 

@blve_bellflower: i want to take a nap but I feel like something Big is about to happen. i just feel it in my bones.

@blve_bellflower: …Nah it’s probably nothing, see you in a bit everyone! zzz

--@m0ssyst0ne: don’t worry, i’ll wake u up if smthn happens

----@blve_bellflower: ty oomf!!

 

@bovinophobe: Woah hold on what

@egghhhhhhhhh: did you guys see…

@pigeonat2: SOMEONE TELL ME IS THAT LEGIT??????

@NekoKat14: IS THAT REAL????????

@m0ssyst0ne: UH @BLVE_BELLFLOWER I THINK YOU SHOULD MAYBE WAKE UP??????????

@v_serks: WHATTTTTTTTTTT

@Lindsflea: OH MY GOD THAT CAN’T BE REAL!!!!!!!! IS IT REAL???????????

@HarleyBritton2: NO WAY

 

Dream’s Bitches Group Chat - Members: 36

Gogy: Yo is something happening??? My tl is acting all weird rn

Chem | teamgeorge: OMG GOGY, HOLY SHIT IS THERE T E A TO SPILL

Gogy: ????????

Chem | teamgeorge: SOOOOO

Chem | teamgeorge: SOMEONE ON TIKTOK DID SOME DIGGING

Chem | teamgeorge: AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THEY FOUND

Gogy: ??????????????

Chem| teamgeorge: APPARENTLY SAPNAP WORKS AT TWITTER ??????

That²³: W H A T

amnesi_acc | what is work, really: WAIT WHAT??!!!!!

bella | day 251 of crying over dream: NO WAYYYY THAT HAS TO BE FAKE RIGHT????

wil²³ .  descdream supremacy: HANG ON WHATTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

@Areto123: SAPNAP WORKS AT TWITTER???????????

@Carrotboichan: I LOOKED UP THE SOURCE, IT’S LEGIT!!!!!!

--@whitestarsnmoon: JKDFJDSFJKSDFJHKDF FOR REAL??????????

----@Carrotboichan: YES!!!!!

-------@whitestarsnmoon: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@HarleyBritton2: SAPNAP IS A TWITTER EMPLOYEE??????

@m0ssyst0ne: @BLVE_BELLFLOWER WAKE UP WAKE UPPPPPPPP IM BEGGING PLEASE OH MY GODDDD

@v_serks: ARE YOU GUYS THINKING WHAT IM THINKING

@bovinophobe: THEN THAT MUST MEAN -

 

Dream’s Bitches Group Chat - Members: 36

Gogy: wait why is that a big deal?????

Chem | teamgeorge: oomf….do you really need me to spell it out for you????

Gogy: YES!!!!

Chem | teamgeorge: Well……

 

@egghhhhhhhhh: SAPNAP HAS TO BE THE DESCRIPTION MAN!!!!!!!

@Carrotboichan: HE’S THE TWITTER DECRIPTION MAN!!!!!!!!!

@Lindsflea: SAPNAP IS THE TWITTER DESCRIPTION MAN?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!

@JournoLily: SAPNAP IS RLY THE DESCRIPTION MAN IM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG

@lvdsmei: WAIT B/C SAPNAP BEING THE DESCRIPTION MAN JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE?????? LIKE THAT’D BE HOW HE MET DREAM AND EVERYTHING??????????

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: Please for the love of god don’t open twitter right now

Sapnap: wtf did you do

George: NOTHING IT WAS SOME TIKTOK PERSON I SWEAR

Sapnap: wtf did they do, then

George: THEY FOUND OUT THAT YOU WORK AT TWITTER

Sapnap: …Well, that would explain why I’m getting so many endorsements on linkedin right now

 

@tae_innit: I THOUGHT DESCDREAM WAS JUST A MEME SHIP BUT…. IF SAPNAP IS ACTUALLY THE DESCRIPTION MAN…

@Lindsflea: THIS MAKES THE TEAMGEORGE VS TEAMTWITTERDESCRIPTIONMAN DEBATES SO MUCH MORE INTENSE OH MY GODDDDD

@m0ssyst0ne: @BLVE_BELLFLOWER @BLVE_BELLFLOWER @BLVE_BELLFLOWER PLEASE WAKE UP IM CRYINGGGGG YOU CANT BE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW

@karaamochi: THAT EXPLAINS WHY GEORGE ALWAYS HAD A WEIRD LOOK WHENEVER TEAMGEORGE VS TEAMTWITTERDESCRIPTIONMAN WAS BROUGHT UP!!!!!! BECAUSE IT WAS HIM VS SAPNAP!!!!!!!

@mayamoon: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE DREAM TEAM IS A LOVE TRIANGLE ???????

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: Bruh I ignored your advice and looked at twitter for 2 seconds and have already seen one tweet telling me that I better stop getting between you and Dream and two tweets telling me that they support me in winning Dream’s love and affection

George: …I am so sorry

Sapnap: Look, I’m going to bed, you better have fixed this mess by the morning

 

Dream’s Bitches Group Chat - Members: 36

aegean misses bad and skeppy: OMG LOOK IT’S ALREADY TRENDING

Gogy: Oh thank god

 

TWITTER TRENDING

SAPNAP IS THE TWITTER DESCRIPTION MAN

16,354 tweets

 

TWITTER TRENDING

SAPNAP IS THE TWITTER DESCRIPTION MAN

No, Sapnap is not the Twitter Description Man.

16,389 tweets

 

@Areto123: Oh……

@pigeonat2: ………I guess we were wrong…………

@JournoLily: …..oh………

@c_albb: GUYS. THERE IS MORE THAN ONE EMPLOYEE AT TWITTER. FFS

--@Areto123: that’s…..a really good point actually,,,

@lvdsmei: It all made so much sense though, I’m crying ;-;-;-;-;

@whitestarsnmoon: Damn….

@blve_bellflower: IM BACK WHATS UP TL

--@blve_bellflower: …I’m never napping ever again.

----@m0ssyst0ne: oomf I tried to wake you up,,,, I am so sorry,,,,

@egghhhhhhhhh: WELL THAT WAS A FUN 15 MINUTES, THANK YOU FELLOW CLOWNS FOR JOINING ME OUT HERE TONIGHT

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: Good morning, is twitter safe to look at yet

George: Yeah

George: Uhhhh everyone’s using various photos of clowns as their profile pictures, you can just ignore that haha

George: I’m really sorry about the situation Sapnap

Sapnap: Honestly it’s fine, the entire thing was fucking hilarious

Sapnap: Just...please just sort out your shit, mate. Your double identity as the twitter description man, your maybe-relationship with Dream. If you could just sort it all out so shit like this doesn’t happen again, I’d really appreciate it. For real.

George: Will do.

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: ALRIGHT. I sat down yesterday and have officially made a plan to Sort Out My Shit!!!!

Sapnap: Yeah so one part of me is wants to go PROUD OF YOU and the other part of me wants to screenshot that message for when things inevitably go to shit again

George: Bruh

Sapnap: Go on, tell me your plan

George: So you know how next week will be the six month anniversary since Dream and I first talked with each other, right?

Sapnap: I literally did not know that but continue

George: You have to keep it a secret, but my fingers may have slipped a little…

Attachment sent (1) – Picture of a plane ticket confirmation

Sapnap: Is that a plane ticket to Florida

George: M-maybe

Sapnap: DUDE.

George: I KNOW!!!!

George: The plan is for me to go and surprise him and idk, confess my true feelings hgfgjdfgfcdgf

Sapnap: NICE my dude :)

 

Text message: George, Dream~!!!

George: So I may have a surprise for you soon…

Dream~!!!: What a coincidence, I’ve got one for you soon as well!! :o

George: !!!!!

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: I’m off!!! So nervous hhhhhhhhhhh

Sapnap: You got this!!!! I’m rooting for you :D

Sapnap: But also.  Just as a hypothetical. If everything were to go terribly wrong, just let me know, okay? I might theoretically have a backup plan prepared, a doomsday button which once activated would take less than a minute to obliterate Dream for you. Just a theoretical though, of course~ <3

George: Thanks….I think ???????? ??? ????? ?

Sapnap: You’re welcome~!

 

Text message: George, Dream~!!!

Dream~!!!: Are you at your apartment?

George: No, I’m uh, out for a while

Dream~!!!: …Out for how long?

George: A few days. Why?

Dream~!!!: ………uh.  I may have fucked up.

George: Oh my god.

George: Please don’t tell me you are outside my apartment right now

Dream~!!!: I am outside your apartment right now

Picture sent (1) – Photo of a familiar British apartment building

George: Oh my god

George: I literally just landed in Florida an hour ago.

Dream~!!!: ……..oh my god.

Dream~!!!: You have to be joking

George: I really, really wish I was

Picture sent (1) – Photo of a familiar Floridan airport

Dream~!!!: GOD DAMN IT

Dream~!!!: This is honestly kinda hilarious, in a very tragic manner

George: I can change my return ticket to fly back tomorrow

George: Just have to figure something out for the night

Dream~!!!: You can stay at my mother’s place, I’m sure she’d love to have you!

Dream~!!!: And we know some folks in the area, I’m sure I can crash on a couch somewhere tonight

George: Sounds good then!

Dream~!!!: ……..I can’t believe this is real life right now

George: …We are such idiots

Dream~!!!: …We are SUCH idiots

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: SAPNAP WE FUCKED UP

George: UH BUT DON’T USE YOUR THEORETICAL BACKUP PLAN THOUGH !!!!!!!

Sapnap: Oh phew you said that just in time, I was like a second away from hitting the doomsday button

George: …

George: ………

Sapnap: SOOOOO what happened??

George: We’re so dumb

Attachment (2) –  Screenshots of previous text messages between George and Dream

Sapnap: …man I just KNEW this would come in handy

Attachment (1) –  Screenshot of the text message “ALRIGHT. I sat down yesterday and have officially made a plan to Sort Out My Shit!!!!”

George: LOOK MAN, I’M TRYING OVER HERE

 

@sapnap: when two of your friends schedule a surprise visit to each other on the same weekend, thus missing each other

Attachment (1) – “What are you” / “An idiot sandwich” meme

--@dreamwastaken: @ me next time, bitch boy

----@sapnap: @dream @georgenotfound

----@TubboLive: @dream @georgenotfound

----@tommyinnit: @dream @georgenotfound

----@Ranboosaysstuff: @dream @georgenotfound

----@Technothepig: @dream @georgenotfound

----@Ph1LzA: @dream @georgenotfound

 

@dreamwastaken: I hate every single one of you on this bird app

--@GeorgeNotFound: :'(

----@dreamwastaken: You’re the exception to the rule

------@tommyinnit: simp

------@TubboLive: simp

------@Ph1LzA: simp

------@quackity4k: simp

------@CptPuffy: simp

------@Ranboosaysstuff: simp

 

TWITTER TRENDING

simp

18,123 tweets

 

@dreamwastaken: Twitch is gonna ban yall with that language

--@Technothepig: simp

--@Technothepig: ANDDDD THAT’S A CHECKMATE, THANKS FOR COMING OUT EVERYONE

--@Technothepig: TECHNOBLADE 2, DREAM 0, MR BEAST I HOPE YOU’RE KEEPING TRACK HERE

 

@Cthulhu_2005: I want to laugh at dnf being dumb this but also…….descdream….. my beloved

@patcheshumank: I think this is the end for descdream,,,I’m crying

@bovinophobe: YESSSSSSS TEAMGEORGE WE HAVE WONNNNN

@the1andonlypop_: dhmu right now

@starcreu: THEY SAID WE TEAMGEORGE FANS WERE NO FUN??? WELL LOOK WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, WE’VE WON BOIS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Cthulhu_2005: descdream is dead and I am Sad

@blve_bellflower: #teamdescriptionman…. this may be it for us, it’s been an honor o7

@m0ssyst0ne: should we maybe try not to trend anything to be considerate to the description man? Since he’s probably going through it rn along with the rest of us ;-;

@Katsurou11: wait what happened, I just woke up???

--@patcheshumank: dream and george doing suspiciously boyfriend things

----@Katsurou11: oh…

@Katsurou11: going dark

@mayamoon: I KNEW TEAMGEORGE WOULD WIN, I KNEWWWWW IT, GEORGE IS WAYYYY TOO HOT TO LOSE TO THE FUNNY TWITTER MAN

 

@Areto123: okay but hear me out…what if george was actually the description man

--@Areto123: woah what’s with all the pqrts????

----@starcreu: you should probably delete this oomf…don’t you remember that entire mess that happened when it was rumored that sapnap was the description man?? we REALLY don’t need that again…

------@Areto123: oh…you’re right, sorry……

 

Text Message: George, Dream~!!!

George: Your mum is quite nice

Dream~!!!: I know right? :D

George: How are you doing? Did you find somewhere to stay the night??

Dream~!!!: Yeah!

 

Text Message: Tommy, Wilby

Tommy: Wilbur, are you really with The Dream right now

Tommy: Like in real life

Wilby: Child I have told you five times that I am indeed hanging out with the individual commonly known as Dream, yes

Tommy: That’s just so…weird

Wilby: Weirdest day of my life thus far, trust me

Tommy: What’s he look like and more importantly could I take him in a fight

Wilby: Tommy, anyone could take you in a fight

Tommy: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

 

Text Message: George, Dream~!!!

George: Your mum is telling me all these stories about from when you were a kid

Dream~!!!: Oh no

George: Did you really cut off your sister’s hair?? You hooligan, you

Dream~!!!: OH N O

 

Text Message: Dream, Ma

Dream: STOP TELLING ALL MY EMBARRASSING STORIES MA PLEASE

Dream: I BEG OF YOU

 

Text Message: George, Dream~!!!

George: HAHAHAHA YOUR MUM JUST LOOKED AT HER PHONE, SCOFFED, AND TURNED IT OFF

Dream~!!!: BETRAYAL

Dream~!!!: BETRAYAL ON THE HIGHEST LEVEL

 

Text Message: Tommy, Wilby

Wilby: Dream keeps looking at his phone and smiling

Tommy: Simp behavior?

Wilby: TOTAL simp behavior

 

Text Message: George, Dream~!!!

George: Alright, I’ve got a plane ticket back home for tomorrow

Dream~!!!: Before you leave, be sure to tell my mother I will have my revenge when I get back

George: She just laughed and said she told you the surprise visit was a bad idea

Dream~!!!: WOW. HOW VERY HELPFUL. TELL HER THANKS FOR THAT.

George: Hahaha I will

George: Well, see you tomorrow then!

Dream~!!!: Yeah

Dream~!!!: See you soon :D

 

Text Message: Sapnap, Dream

Dream: Heyyyyyyy Sapnap I need advice

Dream: So there’s this guy I kinda like

Dream: And I was planning on asking him out but now I’m getting nervous

Dream: What if he doesn’t like me back??

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: So uhhhhhh Sapnap

George: You know how this entire surprise trip thing was so that I could ask Dream out in person, right?

George: Do you still think that’s a good idea?

George: Like, what if he doesn’t like me back?????

 

@Twitter: oKAY THAT IS. IT.

--@starcreu: ???? are you okay twitter.com

--@NekoKat14: pov: twitter about to s word someone’s ass

 

New Twitter Group Chat created!

Group Chat Name: People that I know for a FACT are mutually in love with each other can you dumbasses just talk it out PLEASE I BEG

Members (3): Sapnap, GeorgeNotFound, Dreamwastaken

Sapnap: Discuss.

[Sapnap has left the group]

 

@Twitter: you’re welcome, you absolute idiots

 

Group Chat: the 4/4 that twitter would cry to see 

Members (4): Tommy, Wilby, Techno, Phil

Wilby: Help, Dream is physically shrieking right now and it woke me up

Wilby: What do I do????????

Tommy: Send a video

Techno: Describe this shrieking

Wilby: He sounds like he is, uh, going through great emotional turmoil right now

Wilby: taken with great stealth

Attached – Video (1)

Techno: Huh, I did not know his voice could reach that high an octave

Techno: I am impressed and ever so slightly intimidated

Tommy: The Blade??? Intimidated????? Impossible

Wilby: Okay wait he said something

Wilby: Something something sapnap is dead to him????

Phil: Oh then it’s probably a personal issue, go back to sleep

Wilby: Okay Philza Minecraft

Phil: …Is what I probably should say, but please snoop and send us further updates, I for one am very curious

Wilby: OKAY PHILZA MINECRAFT

Tommy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Techno: I’m starting up a bag of popcorn for myself

Phil: You know what, that’s a great idea

 

People that I know for a FACT are mutually in love with each other can you dumbasses just talk it out PLEASE

dreamwastaken: O-oh!

Georgenotfound: Oh !!!!

Georgenotfound: This is kind of a lot to take in, hang on give me a second here

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

George: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

George: I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU

Sapnap: Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of the zero fucks I give about your overly long mutual pining arc

 

People that I know for a FACT are mutually in love with each other can you dumbasses just talk it out PLEASE

dreamwastaken: So uh…how accurate is the name of this group chat?

dreamwastaken: Haha

Georgenotfound: Uhhhhhh

 

Text Message: George, Sapnap

Sapnap: You got this bro, I believe in you :)

 

People that I know for a FACT are mutually in love with each other can you dumbasses just talk it out PLEASE

Georgenotfound: Yeah

Georgenotfound: Yeah, it’s accurate on my end

Georgenotfound: please tell me it is for you as well, I am dying over here right now

dreamwastaken: Of course it is, George

Georgenotfound: ………So I guess that makes this easy, then?

dreamwastaken: Yeah, it really does.

Georgenotfound: <3 ?

dreamwastaken: <3 .

 

Group Chat: the 4/4 that twitter would cry to see 

Members (4): Tommy, Wilby, Techno, Phil

Wilby: New development, bois

Phil: FINALLY

Wilby: This is wild

Wilby: Dream flopped face down on the couch, buried his face in a pillow and is kicking his feet extremely fast while squealing like a teenager in love

Tommy: VIDEO. NOW.

Wilby: Again, taken with great stealth

Attached - Video (1)

Tommy: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

Techno: So you think he and George confessed their love for each other then?

Phil: Well obviously

Tommy: Damn, can’t believe Dream just broke the Twitter Description Man’s heart like that :/

Phil: LOL watch the descriptions go back to being stale af

 

@Georgenotfound: Home has never felt so far away, my god

--@Sapnap: I thought we were past the angst stage now??? Jfc get your act together man

----@Georgenotfound: Oh I’m still not done with you, you motherfucker

------@Sapnap: Hahahaha WHELP time to go

 

Group Chat: the 4/4 that twitter would cry to see 

Members (4): Tommy, Wilby, Techno, Phil

Wilby: I drove us to the airport, we are now waiting at the terminal

Wilby: I am in full incognito mode and standing under a fake tree near a magazine stand, Dream thinks I am parking the car still

Wilby: Jokes on him, I am more than willing to pay the price of a parking ticket in order to continue snooping for us sleepy bois

Tommy: o7

Techno: o7

Phil: o7

Wilby: Last chance to place bets, gentlemen

Phil: Three pounds says they kiss within the first ten seconds

Techno: You’re on

Wilby: Okay, looks like they’re coming out of the plane now

Tommy: HERE WE GO BOIS

Wilby: …You owe Phil three quid, Techno

Techno: DAMN IT DREAM

Techno: YOU COULDN’T LAST TEN SECONDS???????

Techno: TEN SECONDS?????????????????

Phil: Ah, young love.

 

Group Chat: dream team~ 

Members (3): George, Dream <3, Sapnap

George: Yeah so we’re dating now :D

Sapnap: AYOOOOOOOOO CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sapnap: I’m so freaking proud of you two idiots :)

George: Thank you so much for everything, Sapnap

Dream <3: We really owe you a lot, don’t we? Thank you from me as well :)

Sapnap: No problem yall

Sapnap: I’m just glad I didn’t have to use my doomsday button

Dream <3: wait hold on, your WHAT?

George: DON’T ASK!!!!

 

Text Message: Dream, Sapnap

Sapnap: don’t forget our earlier talk

Sapnap: break his heart and I will murder you

Dream: Trust me, you don’t have to worry about that ever :)

 

Text Message: George, Dream <3

Dream <3: You ready? <3

George: Yeah, I am

George: I’ll write the description by myself this time <3

 

@Dreamwastaken: A serious (but very very happy) announcement – I’m dating George!! Who by the way, just so happens to be the Twitter Description Man.  (No, I’m not joking.) (Yes, really.) tl.gd/n_1srmd07

@Dreamwastaken: #DESCDREAMCANON #DNFCANON

 

@Ph1LzA: 1. Congratulations 2. Excuse me what

@tommyinnit: I’m sorry I think I misread that, did you just say that George is the twitter description man or did my eyes just totally stop working

--@Georgenotfound: nope you read that right

@honkkarl: so so happy for you both!!!!

@Ranboosaysstuff: *checks calendar* so today is somehow not April Fool’s Day, congratulations but also ?????????

@quackity4k: You’re telling me that George, the most unsubtle guy I know, somehow managed to hide his true identity from everyone for months wtf

--@dreamwastaken: for the record, I figured it out AGES ago

----@Georgenotfound: yeah but that was on our stantwt accounts though

------@Ranboosaysstuff: your what

@TomBrady: Congrats champs!

--@gogyyy: ಠ_ಠ

--@notdream: ಠ_ಠ

@TubboLive: WAIT GEORGE IS THE TWITTER DESCRIPTION MAN??????????????????????

@technothepig: I’m going to be real with you, I did not expect that plot twist

--@technothepig: (but also congratulations)

----@Ph1LzA: You still owe me three pounds

@Georgenotfound: But like how come people are more surprised about me being the description man than about me and Dream dating?????

--@quackity4k: George my friend, that was a long time coming, let’s be real

 

@Twitter: FINALLY

@Twitter: DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW LONG THEY WERE ANGSTING ABOUT THIS

@Twitter: BLAH BLAH BLAH ‘bUt wHaT iF hE dOeSn’T LiKe mE bAcK??1?1?11’ ON AND ON AND ON DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY

@Twitter: yes i know i’m not on my personal account shush, this is a big moment leave me be

@Twitter: THOSE ARE /MY/ TWO IDIOTS, RIGHT THERE

--@karaamochi: Um…thank you Twitter™ man for the tea???????????

--@tae_innit: Hear me out…. Twitter™ man x Sapnap

----@Twitter: …I’m gonna have to stop you right there

 

@c_albb: I DON'T SEE A /J BESTIE, DID THEY FORGET THE /J ??????????????

--@Georgenotfound: No /j this time, we’re being serious :D

----@ranboop_: YOU’RE ACTUALLY THE DESCRIPTION MAN????? LIKE FOR REAL???????????

------@Georgenotfound: Yep!!!

@Areto123: JFJHDKJFJHDF I CALLED IT???? I CALLED THAT GEORGE WAS THE DESCRIPTION MAN. AND YOU ALL LAUGHED AT ME FOR IT!!!!!!!

--@starcreu: OOMF CONSIDER THIS MY FORMAL APOLOGY

----@Areto123: ALL GOOD OOMF, WE ALL WON TODAY

@the1andonlypop_: I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROCESS THIS W H A T

@amnesi_acc: IS NO ONE ELSE CONCERNED BY THAT WHOLE DREAM AND GEORGE HAVE STANTWT ACCOUNTS THING???????? NO ONE ????????????

@blve_bellflower: WHAT DO YOU MEAN GEORGE AND MR DESCRIPTION MAN ARE THE SAME PERSON? ⊙_⊙

--@blve_bellflower: I THINK I MUST BE DREAMING RN

----@m0ssyst0ne: NO BESTIE I’D HAVE WOKEN U UP

@stupidsanbii: TEAMGEORGE…..WE WON!!!!!!!!

--@SleepySlooth: BESTIE I THINK TEAMDESCRIPTIONMAN WON AS WELL

----@stupidsanbii: TECHNICALITIES

------@sweetchayos: STOP FIGHTING KIDDOS TURNS OUT WE’RE ALL ON THE SAME SIDE HERE

@mayamoon: ARE YOU TELLING ME….ALL THIS TIME THAT WE WERE ARGUING TEAMDESCRIPTIONMAN VS TEAMGEORGE. AND. AND. THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON THIS ENTIRE TIME??????!  HOW IS TODAY EVEN REAL????????

--@dreamwastaken: Just wait until you hear who introduced the two of them

----@mayamoon: UM ?????????? ????????????????????? ???? ???????????? ??? ? ? ? ?? ? ????? ? ??

 

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#DESCDREAMCANON

Famous Minecraft YouTuber Dream announces to fans that he’s dating the Twitter Description Man, who is currently the happiest man in the world <3

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Trending with: #DNFCANON, CONGRATULATIONS, GEORGE IS THE DESCRIPTION MAN, HI GEORGE, WAIT WHAT