(podfic of) A Tale of Love and Protein
Writer's Summary: The duel between Mike's spicy Southwestern cuisine and Frank's vegetarian/fusion Italian food has been a long time coming, and both of them have acquired vocal supporters and violent detractors along the way – including each other. "How do you feel, calling yourself a chef when you won't touch meat?" is Mike’s favourite question to pester Frank with; there are whole Tumblrs dedicated to collecting Frank’s increasingly creative ways of telling Mike that “a slab of bloody dead animal with salsa on top can’t be considered haute cuisine”. There are macros.
Writer's notes: For Crazybutsound.
Written for the "Get Pedicone Some meme", for this prompt: Mike/Frank. Top Chef AU. They're both in the final and each one of them picks what the other one gets to cook for the final challenge. Mike chooses all meat dishes for Frank, and after the challenge, Frank corners Mike in the kitchen. And then, food fight! Or, you know, sex. *g* Originally posted here.
Thanks to Maryangel for running the meme, Jedusaur for looking this over, and Kopperblaze for
bullying"gently nudging" and laughing at my stupid protein-related dirty jokes.
Reader's notes: this is such a fun story, written for a prompt I gave, so yeah, I LOVE it, lol. And yes, I am biased, but it's still an awesome brilliantly funny story that you should all go read NOW.
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