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The Avengers' PR Team Deserves Better

Summary:

Twitter fic, because I feel like it's just a vibe?
Idk man, I've spent a lot of time reading these and coming up with ideas, so here we go, I guess!

Chapter 1: Avengers on Twitter!!!

Summary:

The Avengers Have Twitter.
And they are A Mess™
This is just the intro chapter, but I've got more lined up!!!

Chapter Text

Bucky Barnes @hundredyearoldman
@beterbarker just sent me this . Please don’t worship me that's weird

Steve Rogers @causeimincharge
What about me, Buck?🥺

Bucky Barnes @hundredyearoldman
You’re the only exception, doll 😏

Steve Rogers @causeimincharge
Suddenly I’m not training anymore.

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam
Disgusting. Right in front of my salad.

THE bi disaster @beterbarker
Uncle Steve not on twitter--

Hawk-EYE Can’t Hear You!! @hahagetmyjoke
Why is Steve running down the stairs instead of taking the elevator

Hawk-EYE Can’t Hear You!! @hahagetmyjoke
Nevermind.

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam
Maybe putting Steve back on T after so long off of it was a bad idea…

The OG Spider @mamaspider
YOU THINK?

Harley the Potato Kid @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
@beterbarker is this what I have to look forward to from you when I visit?

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Tori @stuckyismylifeblood
Did we just… get to witness @cuzimincharge’s first chaotic tweet???

Tori @stuckyismylifeblood
And was it about him… being horny?

Tori @stuckyismylifeblood
Also did THE TONY STARK say “right in front of my salad”? I can’t tell if this is the timeline god abandoned or his new pet project.

Go Away Anna @okaybye
Yes. Also what was that about Steve Rogers being on T???

Bi-der-Man!!! neighborhoodarachnid
Nothing, and it will not be mentioned again for his privacy until he’s ready

Go Away Anna @okaybye
Ofc, ily btw

Bi-der-Man!!! neighborhoodarachnid
Ilyt! Thanks for being a bro :)

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Daisy @flowerpower
Thor is a himbo, you cannot change my mind

Forgive Him, He’s Confused -Loki @thor
What is a himbo?

Forgive Him, He’s Confused -Loki @thor
Nevermind, Loki has explained it to me. I think you are correct

Daisy @flowerppower
This is??? The best day of my life????

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Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam
I just called Peter to see what my ringtone was because his phone was on the couch

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam
@beterbarker WHY THE FUCK IS MY RINGTONE MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

THE bi disaster @beterbarker
SFFJAJSKAKJDJFSAJ OH GOD

Shuri, 19 @neverlearnedhowtoread
WAIT YOU ACTUALLY DID IT???

THE bi Disaster @beterbarker
YOU TRIPLE DOG DARED ME YES I DID IT

I got a rock… -another Charles @charlesmurphy
… Peter? Do I need a new prescription or did Tony Stark and Princess Shuri just both tweet you?

THE bi disaster @beterbarker
Oh haha heyyyy Charles. No, you shouldn’t need a new prescription. That’s… no that’s accurate.

Cindy Moon @dammitmoonmoon
This is a fever dream and I am going back to bed. Good-bye twitter.