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Bucky Barnes @hundredyearoldman
@beterbarker just sent me this . Please don’t worship me that's weird
Steve Rogers @causeimincharge
What about me, Buck?🥺
Bucky Barnes @hundredyearoldman
You’re the only exception, doll 😏
Steve Rogers @causeimincharge
Suddenly I’m not training anymore.
Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam
Disgusting. Right in front of my salad.
THE bi disaster @beterbarker
Uncle Steve not on twitter--
Hawk-EYE Can’t Hear You!! @hahagetmyjoke
Why is Steve running down the stairs instead of taking the elevator
Hawk-EYE Can’t Hear You!! @hahagetmyjoke
Nevermind.
Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam
Maybe putting Steve back on T after so long off of it was a bad idea…
The OG Spider @mamaspider
YOU THINK?
Harley the Potato Kid @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
@beterbarker is this what I have to look forward to from you when I visit?
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Tori @stuckyismylifeblood
Did we just… get to witness @cuzimincharge’s first chaotic tweet???
Tori @stuckyismylifeblood
And was it about him… being horny?
Tori @stuckyismylifeblood
Also did THE TONY STARK say “right in front of my salad”? I can’t tell if this is the timeline god abandoned or his new pet project.
Go Away Anna @okaybye
Yes. Also what was that about Steve Rogers being on T???
Bi-der-Man!!! neighborhoodarachnid
Nothing, and it will not be mentioned again for his privacy until he’s ready
Go Away Anna @okaybye
Ofc, ily btw
Bi-der-Man!!! neighborhoodarachnid
Ilyt! Thanks for being a bro :)
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Daisy @flowerpower
Thor is a himbo, you cannot change my mind
Forgive Him, He’s Confused -Loki @thor
What is a himbo?
Forgive Him, He’s Confused -Loki @thor
Nevermind, Loki has explained it to me. I think you are correct
Daisy @flowerppower
This is??? The best day of my life????
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Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam
I just called Peter to see what my ringtone was because his phone was on the couch
Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam
@beterbarker WHY THE FUCK IS MY RINGTONE MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
THE bi disaster @beterbarker
SFFJAJSKAKJDJFSAJ OH GOD
Shuri, 19 @neverlearnedhowtoread
WAIT YOU ACTUALLY DID IT???
THE bi Disaster @beterbarker
YOU TRIPLE DOG DARED ME YES I DID IT
I got a rock… -another Charles @charlesmurphy
… Peter? Do I need a new prescription or did Tony Stark and Princess Shuri just both tweet you?
THE bi disaster @beterbarker
Oh haha heyyyy Charles. No, you shouldn’t need a new prescription. That’s… no that’s accurate.
Cindy Moon @dammitmoonmoon
This is a fever dream and I am going back to bed. Good-bye twitter.