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Book Commentary: Twilight

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  • The book’s already starting, and Bella’s already about to die. God, I wish she would’ve died so there wouldn’t have been any sequels.
  • Bella seriously wants to die in someone’s place? BITCH, YOU’RE NOT A MARTYR, YOU’RE JUST SOME DUMB, BORING TEENAGE MARY SUE. And a bad Mary Sue at that.
  • Setting the whole book up as a huge flashback normally would be a cool idea, but Stephenie Meyer can’t even do that right.
  • Also, if you haven’t already noticed, I hate Twilight, and I’m only doing this series of reviews to point out the stupid parts. Namely the whole set of books.