- The book’s already starting, and Bella’s already about to die. God, I wish she would’ve died so there wouldn’t have been any sequels.
- Bella seriously wants to die in someone’s place? BITCH, YOU’RE NOT A MARTYR, YOU’RE JUST SOME DUMB, BORING TEENAGE MARY SUE. And a bad Mary Sue at that.
- Setting the whole book up as a huge flashback normally would be a cool idea, but Stephenie Meyer can’t even do that right.
- Also, if you haven’t already noticed, I hate Twilight, and I’m only doing this series of reviews to point out the stupid parts. Namely the whole set of books.