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“You know Draco, this is much nicer than the last time I was imprisoned.”

Draco groaned into his hands as Luna gazed thoughtfully around the holding cell.

They looked up as the door opened, revealing an exasperated Head Auror Potter. “Why exactly did you break into my parents’ cottage?”

“Luna may have convinced me to retrieve your father’s pocketwatch for your ‘something borrowed’?”

“That’s stealing.”

“I would’ve returned it afterwards!”

At Harry’s long-suffering sigh, Draco continued, “I was just doing something thoughtful for my fiancé. Being arrested for that is, frankly, homophobic.” Luna nodded in agreement.

Harry sighed once again. “Just go. I’ll be home late because I have to fill out paperwork about you delinquents now.”