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Lord Slytherin Official ✔ - Hello Britain! Check out our latest merch in the store linked below:


RonTheWeasley - Is this for real?


StrangerGranger - I am honestly speechless…


HJP ✔ - How much for a T-Shirt? Asking for a friend


Headmaster Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, O.M. (First Class), Grand Sorc., D. Wiz., X.J.  ✔ - Don’t be led into the path of the dark by @LordSlytherinOfficial. Voldemort is evil and must be stopped!


RitaSkeeter ✔ - Oh my! What an exciting start to the week. An exclusive interview with @LordSlytherinOfficial is coming soon in the Daily Prophet, keep your eyes peeled!


SeamusDeamus - Wait, he’s back???? Sorry @HJP for calling you a liar


HJP ✔ - @SeamusDeamus thanks, I guess…


PansyPetal - I’ve got to get my hands on that exclusive snake ear cuff from @LordSlytherinOfficial


GinnyMWeasley - Have the Death Eaters run out of funds already? Guess the rumor about the Malfoy vaults was true after all...


DragonMalfoy - My father will hear about this! @GinnyMWeasley