Cheese walked down the dank alleyway, little did he know that he would never walk out. As he approached the middle of the walkway, Antonio from Identity V walked through a window. He slashed cheese with his Stradivarius violin bow and the blood gushed out of his pores.
“You disgust me you insolent piece of lactose, burn in hell “ he hummed.
The following week cheese was found and but no one ever figured out who did it.