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On Saturday We Went For A Picnic

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'But I thought you had the picnic basket...!'

'I thought you had it! I was too busy running away! Oh, look, it's here!'

'Intact, too. I'd have expected all the beasties in the wood to get into it overnight.'

'It looks like it's barely been touched. Except -'

'What?'

'Look.'

'Well, I'm a Dutchman. Little holes running through every damn thing in this box.'

'Someone was hungry.'

'Hungry, yes, and not fussy.'

'Whatever it was, it must have eaten about fifteen times its own bodyweight. Must have had a decent pair of teeth on it, too, to get through that lollipop.'