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Ambush Noel

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"Go ahead. Say I told you so," Harry moaned.

"Why would I do that?" Severus asked innocently.

"I ate too many desserts." Harry patted his distended stomach. "Including the Yule Log."

"You ate the entire Yule Log."

"No! Wait. Really?"

"One slice at a time. The entire log."

"Merlin! Why did you let me do that?"

"Every time I tried to get a slice, you took it away from me!"

"How did I do that?"

"You started kissing me and before I knew it, you took the slice."

"If I kiss you now, will you give me an antacid potion?"