"Go ahead. Say I told you so," Harry moaned.
"Why would I do that?" Severus asked innocently.
"I ate too many desserts." Harry patted his distended stomach. "Including the Yule Log."
"You ate the entire Yule Log."
"No! Wait. Really?"
"One slice at a time. The entire log."
"Merlin! Why did you let me do that?"
"Every time I tried to get a slice, you took it away from me!"
"How did I do that?"
"You started kissing me and before I knew it, you took the slice."
"If I kiss you now, will you give me an antacid potion?"