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Jolene, by Gobbie Parton

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Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Decease and insist taking of this man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Not dirty-taking gobfriend 'cause you can

Uplander's face all beautyparts
Your haircurls stopping gobbiehearts
And betterbuilt could not a braincase be

Uplander's smile sparklyshines
Your voice makes sounds of breezychimes
Uplander wins at fightygame
Jolene

His tongueflaps in his gobbiebed
Make clearknown from his dreamyhead
That you are mindfruit inbreaker
Jolene

Uplander thinks she craftysmart
For tricksy-taking gobbieheart
But gobfriend unmeant for her tent
Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Decease and insist taking of this man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Not dirty-taking gobfriend 'cause you can

Uplander looks with lustyeyes
But heartmates are not jinglyprize
Leave gobfriend and seek freshface boy
Jolene

These tongueflaps should be plentymuch
For warning not to lustytouch
This gobfriend, lest you gobbie-boom
Jolene

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Decease and insist taking of this man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Not dirty-taking gobfriend 'cause you can
Jolene, Jolene
Pshhh shkohh