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And I Thought My Social Life Was Awkward

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E-mail addresses:

Will Solace- Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

Nico di Angelo- AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

Lou Ellen- AngelofDeath123@yahoo.com

Percy Jackson- SonOfTheSea_SpamanoShipper@gmail.com

 

When texting-

Will-Bold

Nico-Regular

Lou Ellen- Italics

Percy- Italics Bold

 

Dates are according to Will, or the Pacific Time Zone.

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:32 p.m.

I'm going to murder you, Lou Ellen! Why did you promise me that if you didn't mean it?

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:33 p.m.

I'm not Lou Ellen, but I'm curious to know how your murder goes.

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:33 p.m.

And if you don't mind me asking, what did this Lou Ellen person do to make you want to kill her?

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:35 p.m.

She told me she would get this girl who's been chasing me around for the past few months off of my back, then flaked out on me. The girl's sitting across the restaurant from me and staring.

Gods, girls are so annoying.

 

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

 

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:37 p.m.

Wait a minute. You're a dude, right?

So, do girls just annoy you in general, or are you gay?

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:39 p.m.

Yeah, I'm a dude, and yeah, I'm gay. Don't tell anyone, though.

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:40 p.m.

I don't even know who you are. Hades, I don't even know your first name. (Though I suspect that it's Will)

And if it comforts you to know, so am I.

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:42 p.m.

And you still haven't told me how your murder went.

really want to know.

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:43 p.m.

 

You're gay too? Cool.

Oh, and I decided not to murder her. Just punched her instead.

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:44 p.m.

Wait a moment, did you just reference Greek mythology? *dances around happily*

I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD!

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:46 p.m.

Oh gods, you're one of those, aren't you?

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:47 p.m.

One of what?

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:48 p.m.

A fangirl, just like my friend Percy.

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:50 p.m.

*grins* Give Percy my regards, Death Boy.

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:51 p.m.

Excuse me? "Death boy"? 

ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME?

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:52 p.m.

Well, I don't know your name, and your email is AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com. Didn't give me much to work with, did ya?

 

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

 

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:53 p.m.

 

Still hate the nickname.

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:54 p.m.

That's why I'm keeping it. You have my name and can therefore track me down more easily- I get to call you an annoying nickname.

I won't even bug you for your real name.

*smiles innocently* Aren't I generous?

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:55 p.m.

No, you're just annoying...

 

...Mr. Sunshine.

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

8:57 p.m.

HEY!

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

8:58 p.m.

You asked for it, Sunshine.

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

9:00 p.m.

Okay, gotta go. It's nearly 12:00, and I have school tomorrow.

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

9:02 p.m.

Point taken, but it's only 9 here. Do you live on the East Coast?

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

9:03 p.m.

Yeah, and you must live on the Pacific. I'm that much closer to figuring out who you are, Sunshine.

Just kidding, I have no freakin' idea.

Goodnight, Sunshine.

 

From: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

To: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

9:05 p.m.

Goodnight, Death Boy. Talk to ya tomorrow.

 

Will_SunshineComplex has signed off.

 

From: AngelofDeath1235@yahoo.com

To: Will_SunshineComplex@gmail.com

9:30 p.m.

Talk to you tomorrow, Sunshine.

 

AngelofDeath1235 has signed off.

 

Will's phone:

Lou Ellen, thank an anonymous guy living on the East Coast. Thanks to him, I'm not going to murder you today.

was he another 1 of ur fans, will?

No. He didn't even know who I was.

then how did u meet him? was it on some fanficing website?

No. I accidentally e-mailed him while trying to threaten you. He wanted to know how the murder went. He was actually quite annoying, just like you.

ooh, u like him...

No, I don't!

cmon, Will- we all kno u do

No, I don't, Lou, and how many times do I have to tell you that your spelling and capitalization is atrocious?

as long as it takez 4 u 2 stop using SAT words in ur texts

And can you please use periods?

will, u have no idea how wrong that soundz

Really, Lou? That's what you go with?

so why did you keep talking 2 this guy when he replied?

Like I said, he wanted to know how the murder went. I said I'd decided not to murder you, and he referenced Greek Mythology. Then he accused me of being a fangirl.

oh god, will. he makes references & actually insults u? i'm already planning ur wedding

By Gallifrey, Lou, now I really am going to kill you.

no ur not- u love me 2 much

Hate you, Lou.

love u 2, will

*sighs* Talk to you at the set tomorrow, Lou.

c u then

 

 

 

So, what do you guys think of it so far? Should I continue it?