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Justin: Our next letter says - "brothers, please tell me your feelings on Destiel. I am very upset and need validation. Also, I think I might literally be living in Super Hell."
Travis: Oh yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Definitely. Destiel is... very important. Definitely important.
Justin: You don't know what that is, do you?
Travis: JUSTIN! How dare you suggest that I would lie to our fans. Now, about that whole Super Hell thing...
Justin: Wait - no - you don't get to do this. You can't just run away from this.
Griffin: Okay - okay. Super Hell. Here's the thing -
Justin: I'm listening.
Travis: I'm listening.
Griffin: Is there a Super Heaven?
Justin: Yeah it's actually the same place.
Travis: Yeah it's the - It's the same place.
Justin: That's the funny thing about it!
Griffin: That is - that is funny.
Travis: Unless....
Griffin and Justin: UNLESS....
Travis: Unless it..... isn't.
Griffin: You're blowing my mind, Trav.
Justin: You're both idiots.
Travis (cutting across Justin): Unless what we understand is just Purgatory 2, and no one has actually seen Heaven, and so what we would underSTAND as super heaven is simply, Heaven
Justin: [indistinct noise]
Griffin: That's it! That's it, we solved it! We solved Heaven! Eat it Dante!
Griffin: Alright, Travis, I guess since we have to talk about Supernatural on air now I can ask you this question.
Justin: I feel a sense of illness and foreboding.
Travis: Hit me, Griffin!
Griffin: What in the god damned fuck is Wincest?
Travis: Well, you see, Griffin -
Justin: LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA HOLY SHIT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
Travis (attempting to speak over Justin): - in the early days of tumblr - [inaudible] - knotting - [still inaudible] - and then I believe once - [justin is still yelling]
Griffin: I've muted both of you because I regret my life decisions immensely.
Griffin: Now, I can tell you all about [musical transition] THE MONEY ZONE
Griffin: Okay. Okay. Alright. We're back from break.
Griffin: I've -
Travis: HI I'M ALLOWED BACK NOW
Justin: Hello, idiots.
Griffin: I have unmuted my brothers.
Griffin: Travis, I have a less loaded question for you.
Justin: Y'know, Griffin? I don't trust you with question-asking privileges.
Travis: I uh-
Justin: Not at fucking all, my dude.
Travis: I have to agree?
Justin: Also - you both know we never actually answered their questions, right?
Justin: Like... either of them.
Travis: I don't feel like we need to talk about that!
Griffin: No listen, trust me on this one.
Griffin: Please explain the musical episode to me.
Griffin: Alright, so one of the characters is named Dean, and one of them is named..... Bastille?
Travis: Like the band?
Griffin: Shouldn't you know?!
Justin: I feel like it's important we address the second part in particular. In a serious way.
Griffin: The super hell part?
Justin: The super hell part.
Travis: Well, you know...
Justin & Griffin: Yes?
Travis: You know you're in super hell...
Justin & Griffin: YES?
Travis: ...because that's where the Super Devil is.
Justin: That's enough, I'm cutting your mic again.
Justin: here's my question.
Travis: What is your question Justin
Justin: why does it look like doctor who though
Travis: uh-
Justin: The tunnel he falls in that all the teenagers have been putting in gif form and exploding my tweets with. Why does it look like doctor who?
Travis: Well I don't know, Justin, I can't go on Twitter right now because someone sent hordes of teenagers to my mentions!
Justin: I was just asking a simple - [starts laughing] I was just trying to get an answer to a question since you [snorts] since you obviously don't know the answer!
Travis: Justin, I know you know what Twitter teenagers are like -
Justin: No, no no no, you don't get to pin this on me, you've been live-tweeting about watching this goddamned show for months -
Travis: MY MENTIONS, JUSTIN!!!!
Griffin: I haven't been on Twitter since 2014.
Justin: I fucking hate you both.