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Take Me Out to the Ball Game

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Take Me Out to the Ball Game.

Take me out to the ball game
Take me out with the crowd
We help charities harm Autistics
We don't care if that makes us seem dicks
Let me root, root, root for eugenics
If they don't kill it's a shame
For when Autism $peaks strikes, you're out
At the old ball game