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Truth or Dare of Many Fandoms

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(Sasha, Zoe, and Alex set up the cameras.)

Sasha: Turn the damn things on.

Zoe: All set.

Sasha: Then why are they blank.

Zoe: Alex didn't you turn them on.

Alex: I was supposed to turn them on.

Zoe: Yes, stupid.

Alex: Hey! Don't call me stupid, stupid.

Sasha: (Slaps them both) Shut up and go turn them on before they return.

(Alex and Zoe mutter curses at each other and leave)

(Sasha rolls her eyes)

(Alex and Zoe return)

Sasha: Let's get this show on the road.

Alex: We aren't on the road.

Zoe: This isn't a show.

Sasha: (repeatedly hits head on wall) I need smarter friends.

(Alex and Zoe discuss how dumb Sasha is)

Sasha: Let's look at the cameras now.

Zach: So what should we do now?

Macey: How about Truth or Dare.

(Everyone agrees)

Edward: I'll go first. Fang truth or dare?

Fang: Truth.

Edward: If you could date Bella, would you?

Fang: Nah, she's messed up.

(Edward silently agrees, Bella glares, and Edward moves away)

(Everyone laughs at Bella)

Alex: Stupid Bella.

Zoe: Shut up and watch.

Zach: My turn. Jacob truth or dare

Jacob: Dare

Zach: (whispers to Jacob): Talk to Bex and say her full name.

Jacob: That's easy, so Rebecca, wha-


(Bex attacks Jacob while everyone else laughs and team Edward fan cheer)

(Jacob has many injuries while Bex has none. Jacob heals after five minutes)

Renesmee: My turn now. Jake truth or dare?.

Jacob: Seeing as how I almost died in a dare, I'll go with truth.

Renesmee: If daddy hadn't come back, would you be dating mommy?

Jacob: Yea


(Team Edward fan girls cheer, Renesmee attacks Jacob)

(Jacob heals after five minutes)

Fang: I'll go next, Edward truth or dare.

Edward: Truth.

Fang: If Bella didn't exist-

Zoe: the world would be a better place.

Fang: -who would you be with?

Edward: Out of everyone here...

Alex: ZOE.

Zoe: Shut up.

Edward: MAX!

Fang: You die tonight.

(Team Jacob fan cheer)

Sasha: I want to see this fight.

Zoe: I bet on Edward.

Alex: I bet on Fang.

(Fang and Edward fight, Fang wins, Edward heals after two minutes).

Sasha and Alex: Hey tutu, you lost.

(I was wearing a skirt and Sasha insisted it was a tutu even though it wasn't, so Sasha and Alex called me tutu and I kicked them)

Zoe: Shut up and don't call me that.(kicks them both...hard)

Sasha: (kicks her back... harder) Be quiet. They're starting again.

Max: Me next. Bella truth or dare?

Bella: Dare.

Max: I dare you to kiss...

(Alice and Max start laughing hysterically)

Bella: Kiss who?