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"Yeah. Guess I gotta open that door."

"Don't you dare. You know him, don't you?"

"I know what a nag he can be."

"Yeah …"

"Well, he's in … Want to get some sleep, or …?"

"Joker. I don't feel like it. He's gazing at us, see?"

"Well, it's his house, too. Might build a kennel for him."

"He'd bark all night."

"Or else he'd howl. Howlin's fine, too."

"A cry-baby at our place. Lovely idea."

"Just ignore him … There. You like that?"

"Yeah. Go on …"

"You know, with him bein so interested …"


"He might want to come up, learn a thing or two from us."

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"I aim to. Roll over … That's it."


"So peaceful round here, ain't it?"

"Shot him."

"You didn't."

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