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When Demigods Meet Exorcists

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Chapter One:

Allen was in the middle of a heated argument with Kanda... again, when Komui called them to his office.

"What the hell do you want baka?!" Kanda yelled at the tall, dark haired man who was sipping coffee.

"I have a mission for the both of you!" Komui said, ignoring Kanda's insult.

"Well okay, wait," Allen said, realizing something, "Both of us? As in, we have to do this mission together?" Allen was worried, when they worked together things tended to end badly.

"Of course! You two need some time to bond and work things out!" Komui smiled.

'I seriously doubt that "work things out" is even in Kanda's vocabulary.' Allen thought to himself. He also noticed that Kanda's hand was now on Mugen's hilt.

"Like hell we will! I'm not 'bonding' with that Moyashi!" Kanda said, drawing Mugen and pointing it at Komui's throat.

Allen felt bad about it, but he was seriously glad that the sword was pointed at someone else this time.

"Come on Kanda, don't you think you're over-reacting just a bit?" Allen said cautiously. He couldn't be that bad to work with, then again this is Kanda who's talking.

Kanda just glared at him, now Allen was just hurt.

'I can't be that bad.'

"Sorry, you're our best exorcists so you guys have to go, it's vital." Komui said, not taking his eyes off Mugen.

'Why do I get the feeling that he only said that to get on Kanda's good side?' Allen thought. Though he didn't blame him, Allen had just gotten used to Kanda's threats.

"Che." Kanda scoffed, but he put Mugen away.

Komui took this as a sign that Kanda had accepted the mission, "Great, your mission is in New York, there have been strange occurrences happening that we theorize is Innocence. You will be going undercover at a summer camp that's located in the area. Many Akuma attacks have been reported so watch your backs."

"Alright, what are our covers?" Allen asked. He wanted to get this mission over with, although he had a sinking feeling that it was going to drag out for a while.

"Your cover is simple, you're going to be campers! Also, I have mulled it over and I have just now decided that I don't trust you two not to murder each other so, Lenalee and Lavi will be accompanying you as well." Komui said.

'Oh thank God.' Allen thought, going alone was one thing but going with Kanda was a whole different story. Allen actually doubted that he would survive for very long with only Kanda, he didn't want to test his theory.

"You'll leave as soon as possible." Komui said.


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Chapter Two:

As Allen sat outside the Black Order, waiting for his comrades, he heard a voice that he hadn't heard from in a long time.

'Hey Allen, what're doing?' Came Neah's voice in Allen's head.

'Leave me alone, Neah, I'm busy, I don't have time to list to you all the reasons that I won't give you my body.' Allen said in his head.

'That's not why I'm here! It's pretty boring inside you head, you know! All I have to entertain myself are your memories of you stripping random people down to their underwear in Poker (don't take that the wrong way). It's quite amusing. I still can't believe you did that to Myki Tikk, of all people. I've seen that memory way too many times. But, alas, even extremely hilarious things get old after a period of time.' Neah complained.

'So that's why I've been dreaming about those incidents lately!' Allen said, 'I don't care if you get bored! Go away! I have a mission to focus on!... Did you call Tyki Myki just now?'

'Wow, and I thought we were having a moment of hilarious recognition but, it would appear I was wrong!' Neah said, faking hurt. 'Fine, I'll leave, but, worry not, darling Allen, I'll be back soon enough! And yes, I did just call him that!' And with that, Neah was gone.

Allen just sighed and resumed waiting for his comrades. He didn't have to wait long though, after about five minutes, he was able to hear a group of voices coming his way.

"So, are you excited to be going to summer camp, Yu?" One voice said.

"Don't call me that!" Another voice growled.

"Don't be so ant-social Yu!" The first voice scolded.

"Do you have a death wish, baka usagi?!" The second voice yelled. Allen could have sworn he head the sound of a sword being unsheathed, he knew that sound all too well.

"C-come on Yu. Why do you have to be so cruel?" The first voice whined, feigning hurt.


The first voice yelped and Allen heard fast footsteps and a frightened Lavi came into view.

"Oh *pant* hey Allen *pant* sorry we're late." Lavi said, plopping down on the floor beside his white-haired friend.

"Oh, it's no problem. Where are Lenalee and Bakanda?" Allen asked.

"They're on their way, but Allen, there's something you should probably know. You see, the number of Akuma sightings in the area we are heading towards have sky rocketed so Komui thought it best for someone to escort us. That someone may, or may not be..." Lavi said nervously, as if, if he said what he was trying to say, Allen would shatter into a million pieces.

"Hey, idiot pupil! Get off your ass and prepare to leave!" Yelled a voice off to Allen's right.

Allen recognized that voice instantly, images of being forced to pay off debts, being beaten, playing Poker, expensive wine, woman, and the dreaded man himself, all flashed before Allen's eyes. He looked up and saw the trademark long red hair, and half-mask of his master, General Cross Marian. Allen said nothing, but he paled considerably.

"Oi, Allen, are you alright?" Asked a slightly worried Lavi.

"Um, what? Yeah, fine, just... Rem-reminiscing." Allen muttered, his voice void of anything but pure sorrow and terror.

'What did Cross do to this kid?' Lavi asked himself, not for the first time, though, from what he'd seen, he's not quite sure anymore that he actually wants to know the answer.

"Hey Allen!" Lenalee said cheerfully when she saw him.

Allen's only response was a slight raise of his hand.

"Is he okay?" Lenalee asked, worried.

"Not quite sure." Lavi responded. He looked at Allen, who had his head between his knees and was rocking back and forth while muttering something that sounded vaguely like numbers. This kid definitely needed some help.

"Get up Baka Moyashi, now is not the time to be whining!" Kanda scoffed.

This shook Allen out of his trance, "MY NAME IS ALLEN, BAKANDA! Can you say, 'Allen'?"

"Shut up Moyashi! I'll slice you to little bits! Kanda yelled, drawing Mugen... again.

"Stop it you two!" Lenalee scolded.

"Yeah, we should be heading out now." Lavi pointed out.

With great difficulty, Allen and Kanda, managed to stop glaring at one another.

"Che." Kanda scoffed as he crossed his arms and looked away from the group.

Allen sighed, "Let's go."

It didn't take the group long to reach the train station and when they arrived they found that the train, for once, hadn't left yet.

"I was expecting to have to jump on the train while it was moving." Allen said.

"Whatever, let's just find our compartment so I can get away from you." Kanda scoffed.

They put their luggage away and got to their compartment. Kanda, true to his word, sat as far away from the group as physically possible, Cross sat across from Allen and next to Lenalee, Lavi tried to sit next to Kanda, but got a sword pointed at his throat for all his trouble so he sat next to Allen, and Lenalee was forced to sit next to Cross.

The train ride started out normal enough but then Cross decided it was a good idea to open his mouth, "So, idiot apprentice, how have you managed to ignore this beautiful young lady?" He gestured to Lenalee as he said this. Oh, if Komui were here...

"MASTER!" Allen yelled, shocked. Why was he surprised? Once a womanizer, always a womanizer, no matter the situation.

"Don't yell at me, idiot pupil! Don't forget, I still have some debts that need paying." Cross threatened, smirking when he saw what this did to his apprentice. Allen snapped his mouth shut and a completely horrified expression came to his face.

"Y-you... w-wouldn't..." Allen managed to choke out, knowing full well that his master would.

Cross just smiled a smile that would put Satan to shame.

Allen hid his face in his hands for the remainder of the train ride.

Once the train stopped and the group got off, Kanda and Lavi started bickering again, Lenalee tried to avoid Cross's gaze, Cross never took his eyes off Lenalee, which left Allen to lead the way to Long Island Sound.

'You're going the wrong way.' Came Neah's voice.

'How would you know? Have you been to this camp before?' Allen asked inside his head, he was actually hoping that Neah would say yes, he could get some information about this mysterious camp, Komui had been less than helpful earlier, before they got there.

'No,' There went Allen's upper hand, down the drain, 'You defy logic when it comes to getting lost so whenever you go in a certain direction, it's safe to assume that it's the wrong one.' Neah explained, Allen could hear in his voice that he was smirking.

'Oh shut up! I'm going the right way!' Allen yelled in his head, Neah could be so annoying when he wanted to be, and trust me, he usually wanted to be.

'Fine, you just keep telling yourself that, but, when you get yourself, and the others, hopelessly lost, don't come mentally crying to me because I won't be there to metaphorically hold your hand!' Neah stated, and his voice disappeared.

Allen sighed, glad to be rid of that annoyance, if only for a little while.

"Hey, where are we?" Lenalee asked suddenly.

"We should be..." Lavi began, but stopped when he realized that they weren't where they should be.

'Oh crap.' Allen thought.

'Oh ho ho, look who's lost!' Neah chided.

'Don't say it Neah.' Allen warned.

'What? I told you so?' Neah asked.


'Oh well then, I TOLD YOU SO!' Neah yelled and burst out laughing.

'You're an ass.' Allen said coldly to the voice inside his head.

'I try.' Neah chuckled.

'Oh, I know you do.' Allen said.

Neah just kept laughing and laughing.

'Will you just leave now?' Allen spat.

'Oh, sure, I've said all I needed to say. I'll be in the back of your mind, waiting. Call for me when need me, darling Allen.' Neah said, his voice fading with every word.

'Creep,' Allen muttered.

'I HEARD THAT!' Neah yelled, his voice back.

'Bye!' Allen ordered.

'Whatever.' Neah muttered, finally going away.

"Who was leading anyway?!" Kanda yelled.

"Ummm..." Allen muttered.

"Oh Allen." Lenalee sighed.

"I should've guessed." Lavi said, actually wondering why he hadn't.

"Moyashi..." Kanda growled, drawing Mugen and lunging for the boy.

Before Kanda could hit his mark though, somebody grabbed him from behind, halting his attack.

"Don't kill him... I WANT TO DO IT MYSELF! IDIOT PUPIL!" Cross yelled, pulling something out of his pocket. Allen expected it to be his master's gun but it wasn't, it was something, much, much, worse, it was... invoices!

Cross smiled but then he did something unexpected. He pushed Lenalee down the hill they were at the top of.

Lenalee then proceeded to hit Lavi, who ran into Kanda, who ran into Allen, and, in no time at all, they were all tumbling down the hill, while Cross stood calmly at the top, smoking.

As the four of them fell down, a young teen was watching the incident progress, he soon realized that, from where he was standing, he was going to be crushed by the falling bodies. He was about to move out of the way when BOOM!

The pile ended up a bit like this, Allen was, somehow, on the bottom, the teen was on top of him, Kanda was on top of the teen, Lavi was on Kanda, and Lenalee miraculously managed to land, literally sitting on Lavi's back, for Cross would never deliberately hurt a woman as beautiful as he deemed she was.

Lenalee hopped off Lavi and helped him and Kanda up, when she got to the stranger under Kanda she was surprised. She kept apologizing over and over but the teen brushed it off like it happened every day, he instead turned his attention to the crushed, white-haired, young exorcist, who had the misfortune of being of the bottom of the pile.

The last thing Allen saw before blacking out, due to being crushed by four bodies, was a pair of concerned looking sea green eyes staring down at him.


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Chapter Three:

Allen woke up in what seemed to be an infirmary, there were people in beds and bandages all around him, one guy literally had an arrow in his arm and he barely seemed phased, he was even flirting with some girl.

"Where am I?" Allen wondered aloud.

"Oh, Allen, you're up!" Lenalee said from her spot beside the bed, she closed the book she had been reading, "We're at Camp Half-Blood, the camp we were heading to."

"Does that mean..." Dare he hope, "I went the right way?"

"Well, sort of..." Lenalee said.

'Hahaha? Take that Neah! I went the right way!' Allen yelled, victorious.

'Shut up you smug little shit!' Neah yelled.

"Um, Allen, Komui accidentally gave us the wrong coordinates." Lenalee muttered, not wanting to crush the boy's hopes.

"So... I went the wrong way?" Allen asked, looking heartbroken.

"No! Well, sort of, I mean, you took us where we needed to go, just... not where we were supposed to go." Lenalee muttered, feeling really guilty that she was the one to have to tell him this, he had looked so hopeful.

And with that, Allen's spirits were shattered, he had gone the wrong way, who cares if it was technically the right way, it was still the wrong way.

'Bwahahahahahahahaha!' Neah laughed, 'You were so happy! You still went the wrong way! It's more than I can take! You're such a dumbass.' 

'Shut up! Who asked you? It's not my fault I'm directionally challenged!' Allen yelled.

This just sent Neah into another fit of uncontrollable laughter.

"Screw him." Allen accidentally said this part out loud.

"Screw who?" Lenalee asked, both worried and curious, she was hoping that Allen wasn't talking about Komui, though she wouldn't be surprised, he had a perfectly good reason.

"Huh? Oh, no one!" Allen said quickly, waving his hand in front of him. He didn't want his friends to worry about him talking to Neah.

'Why? Do you think I'm a bad influence?' Neah asked, offended.

'Of course not! I totally think that trying to get your nephew to kill people is an amazing influence!' Allen said sarcastically.

'Why do you hurt me so. All I do is love you, darling nephew, and all you do is reject me, your loving uncle.' Neah whined.

Before the two could start bickering again Allen heard a voice that he had hoped to not hear until after the mission was over.


"Wait, is that Road?" Lenalee asked, jumping up from her seat, already prepared for a battle.

"No, it's someone far worse." Allen gulped, he seemed depressed, but Lenalee could also tell that there was a strong longing in his eyes.

In a flash a figure came sprinting into the infirmary, silencing everyone. They ran towards Allen and Lenalee, knocking anyone and everyone who got in their way to the ground.

When the figure got close enough, Lenalee got a good look at their face, "Tyki Mikk?" She asked, shocked, he usually was so formal and a bit sadistic, not as sadistic as say, Road, but still sadistic, now he was acting like a lovesick fangirl.

Tyki grabbed Allen and pulled him out of bed and into a hug, "How dare you not tell me that you were here!" Tyki sobbed as he clutched Allen.

The teen that had previously been crushed by the exorcists came running into the infirmary, trying to see what had caused the commotion, "Instructor?" He asked when he saw Tyki.

Tyki looked up, "Yes Percy? Did you need something?" The man asked, not letting go of Allen and looking slightly murderous now that his moment had been interrupted.

"What are you doing?" Percy said, not seeing the murderous intent in Tyki's eyes.

"I'm eating an apple, what does it look like I'm doing?!" Tyki said, raising his voice.

"Um, truthfully it looks like your strangling one of the new campers." Percy muttered.

"You're dumber than you look, obviously, I'm hugging my precious Allen." Tyki sighed like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Well, alright then?" Percy said, uncertain about what to do as Allen was steadily turning blue due to lack of oxygen.

Apparently Allen had enough breath left in his lungs to say, "Okay, couple things, one, GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" He yelled as he shoved a very reluctant and disappointed Tyki away. He gasped for a couple minutes before saying, "Alright, now, who are you?" He asked Percy.

"I'm Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon." Said boy said with a small wave.

"Alrigh... wait... Poseidon?" Allen asked.

"Yeah, you know, the sea god? From Greek myths?" Percy said, wondering how this boy had found his way to Camp Half-Blood, gotten into the camp, was sixteen, and didn't know about the gods. During his last visit to Olympus, Percy made all the gods promise to claim all of their children. This kid was obviously a demigod, and he obviously hadn't been claimed, when Percy found out which god had been slacking off, there would be Tartarus to pay!

"Wait, you mean the myths are real?" Allen asked. 'Don't tell me that I have to deal with more gods! One is enough thank you very much, I don't even believe in Him and He still causes me trouble.'

'Now, now, should you really be saying that?' Neah scolded.

'My entire life has been hell, 'God' hasn't done anything to help, I fight with all I have, I protect everyone I can, I love as much as possible, I follow His stupid agenda and what do I get in return? I get you, I get pain, I get suffering, I get loss, I get hatred, and I get betrayal. I do everything He has asked of me and I still get burned, I think I have the right to complain just a little.' Allen scoffed.

Neah said nothing for a while, thinking over what he had just heard, "I have a proposition for you. I want to make a deal, we share the body, you give me times where I can use your body, when you're tired or injured in a battle, I can take over, I can have a turn sometimes, when you say yes, of course, sure, I'll most likely take over without permission once or twice (WAY more than that) but I promise not to do anything that would jeopardize you or your friends. What do you say?' Neah said.

'Why?' Allen said simply.

'Huh?' Neah asked, a bit surprised by the answer.

'You could just get rid of me and take my body for yourself, why make a deal with me?' Allen explained.

'Well, I guess it's because... I don't want to kill you. You are a young, kind, adorable kid who's gone through hell and come back smiling. God has screwed you over when it comes to fate and destiny, and life in general, I wish Mana had chosen someone else to carry my memories and spirit but I can't change his decision now, all I can do is lessen the load a bit. Plus, you're a strong kid, I'm beginning to doubt if I'd win the battle and I still want to kill the Earl, and you deserve to kill the Earl too, so why not make it so we both can together, two is always better than one.' Neah said.

Allen smiled, 'Well then, I accept.'

'Great, can I have a go then?' Neah asked, hopeful.

'What? NO! Of course not! Maybe later. I'm with my friends right now, baka!' Allen said.

'Oh, in that case, you would probably like to know that your friends are having a conversation with you.' Neah pointed out.

'WHAT? Oh shit! Thanks for pointing this out sooner!' Allen yelled, shutting Neah out and paying attention to his friends.

"Allen? Allen?!" Lenalee was trying to get his attention while waving her hand in front of his face.

"Huh?" Allen said, blinking.

"Are you even paying attention?" Lenalee asked, slightly worried, as always.

"Oh, I'm sorry, no." Allen muttered sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head slowly.

Tyki eyed Allen curiously, he didn't usually space out like this.

"Percy was just telling us what this camp is." Lenalee said.

It took Percy about twenty more minutes to explain everything again.

"So you believe that we're demigods?" Allen clarified, skepticism clear in his voice.

"Yeah, hopefully you'll be claimed by your godly parent tonight." Percy said.

'Claimed by his parent?' Allen thought, 'When I was a kid, before Mana found me, I always dreamed of my parents coming to rescue me from the pain in this world, but, after a while, I came to accept the fact that my parents never cared for me, so I just gave up.'

'Wow, aren't you depressing?' Neah teases, when he didn't get the usual, 'Shut the hell up!' from his nephew, he became worried, 'Are you alright?'

'Yeah, I'm fine.' Allen muttered.

'Don't lie to me. Don't be scared, it's going to be fine.' Neah said, doing his best to comfort the young boy.

Allen just nodded slightly.

"Well, now that that's over, I'm going to show Allen around!" Tyki said, grabbing Allen's wrist and hauling him out of the infirmary.

"What?! Wait! No!" Allen yelled as he was dragged along.

"Oh come on! It's been forever since we've seen each other!" Tyki said.

Allen just sighed in defeat and let the older man drag him around the camp, pointing things out.

The pair got some weird looks and more than one person muttered something along the lines of, "Why is Tyki dragging that weird kid around?"

"Hey Tyki," Allen said, interrupting the man as he was explaining the Big House, "Why do people keep calling you 'Instructor'?"

"Well, I teach hand to hand combat." Tyki said simply.

"Seriously?" Allen asked.

"The Earl told me to retrieve the Innocence but I had a feeling that this mission was going to take a while, noting that most things that happen here could be deemed strange, so I took on a cover, at first I was just going to be a camper, but Chiron realized my skill for hand to hand combat so he asked me to teach. Plus, I was one on the Noahs with a godly parent." Tyki explained.

'Out of all the Noahs, why did the Earl have to send Tyki?' Allen sighed.

'Just to piss you off, oh look, it worked!' Neah said.

'Shut up.' Allen muttered.

'Shouldn't you be happy to see him? He is your boyfriend after all.' Neah said.

'What are you... He's not my boyfriend!' Allen stuttered, blushing as he lied through his teeth.

'Don't try lying to me, darling nephew, it won't get you very far.' Neah sighed.

'Whatever. And I am happy to see him, it's just I don't want the others to find out that we're dating! I'm already under suspicion, thanks a lot by the way, I don't want to give anyone another reason to not trust me. I mean, I just got rid of Hitler Wannabe, I don't need someone else on my back.' Allen said.

'What do you mean when you say, 'Got rid of'? Did you finally take my advice and kill that smug son of a bitch?!' Neah asked, excited.

'Oh no, I did something far worse! I got him fired! The Order was his life and I took it away, though I SERIOUSLY wanted to kill him, it serves him right for all the pain and torture I went through. It was a pain in the butt to achieve it, but that crushed look on his face, that burning hatred in his eyes when he looked at me, was enough!' Allen had begun to chuckle darkly, devil horns were growing on his head, and he was surrounded in a aura that was dark enough to put a Noah to shame and make them go cry to their mommies.

'Shit! I dragged Black Allen out! I think now would be the best time to retreat, I'll let Myki deal with the aftermath.' And with that, Neah resided to the farthest reaches of Allen's mind.

Allen had gone all Black Allen outside his head as well and Tyki was, to say the least, trembling at the sight of his boyfriend, usually such a kind person who cared for everyone, laughing manically while devil horns emerged from his head and a murderous aura surrounded him, 'This kid can be scary when he wants to be.' Tyki shuddered.

Soon, Black Allen disappeared and regular Allen smiled innocently as if nothing had happened at all.

"You are one scary ass kid, you know that right, Shounen?" Tyki said.

"Of course!" Allen smiled as he snaked his arms around Tyki's neck,"But it just makes you love me more doesn't it?"

"You know me so well." Tyki said as he closed the distance between them.

They both leaned into the kiss when they heard a growl that could have shaken the Earth.

"What the fuck was that?!" Tyki yelled, disappointed that their kiss had been interrupted but curious as to the source of the sound.

"Sorry, guess it's been a while since I've eaten." Allen muttered, face red.

"THAT WAS YOUR STOMACH?!" Tyki yelled, obviously he had never encountered Allen's appetite before, which is sort of surprising since they had spent many nights together.

"Yeah, sorry about that, do you mind if we find something to eat?" Allen asked, still red in the face.

"Oh, sure." Tyki said, disappointed at their moment being murdered.

Allen saw the look of disappointment on Tyki's face, "You know, I bet I can wait a few more minutes. If you want."

Tyki smiled and pulled the small boy into a kiss. They stayed like this for about five minutes but pulled apart quickly when they heard a gasp, they both turned around and saw Lenalee standing behind them, opened mouthed, and completely shocked. She ran off before either of them could say anything.

"God dammit," Allen muttered, "I'll talk to her after dinner, but right now, I'm feeling a little light headed." He began to fall over.

"Whoa," Tyki said steadying him, "We should probably get some food in you."

Allen nodded.

The pair walked to the dinning hall and Allen looked like he was about to cry when he saw all the food. Tyki could only sit in awe as he watched the small boy eat.

"That was amazing!" Allen said as he finished eating.

"Did you leave any left Moyashi?" Lavi chuckled as he walked up behind them, followed by Kanda, Percy, and a very uncomfortable looking Lenalee.

"Shut up baka usagi!" Allen huffed.

Before they could start fighting a centaur walked up to the front of the dinning hall, gaining everyone's attention, "I would like to say that we have some new campers," He gestured to the group, "I expect you all to treat them with respect and kindness."

All the camper's eyes were on them and soon everyone gasped, symbols had appeared above Kanda, Lavi, and Lenalee's heads, a spear, an owl, and a lightning bolt. Soon all the campers were bowing.

Allen was really uncomfortable, especially since he hadn't had a sign appear over his own head, he began to slowly back away, "Riiigggggghhhtt, well, I'm just gonna go." And with that he broke into a run and sprinted away.

He was pretty far away when he heard footsteps behind him, "Allen! Wait!"

He turned around to see Lenalee so he stopped.

"Can we talk about earlier?" She asked.

"Yeah. I'm sorry it's just..." Allen began.

"HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT?! DO YOU NOT TRUST US?! I thought you would at least tell me." Lenalee yelled, getting angry, tears beginning to form in her eyes.

"What are you talking about? Of course I trust you!" Allen said, shocked.

"Then why would you not tell me!?" Lenalee yelled.

"Look, I have been stressed out to no extent, I've got the Fourteenth, plus my usual Exorcist duties, not to mention that, up until recently, I've had Hitler Wannabe to deal with, plus I do get a private life! You don't need to know everything about what's going on in my life!" Allen yelled, storming off.

After Allen had left Lenalee had immediately felt guilty for what she had said. Had she really just yelled at him for having a life beyond the Order? "Oh Allen, I'm so sorry." She muttered to no one in particular.

Meanwhile, Allen had stopped fuming and was also feeling guilty, 'Why did I yell that?'

'Oh come on! Don't tell me you are feeling bad for having feelings, you hero complex?' Neah said.

'I didn't have the right to yell like that. She didn't do anything wrong.' Allen said.

'Yes she did! She was prying into your personal life! You have a right to have emotions! You may be an exorcist, but you're still human!' Neah said.

'No I'm not, I'm just a weapon.' Allen muttered.


Allen was silent for a while, 'Thank you... uncle.' He smiled.

'You're damn right thank you.' Neah muttered, though inside he was relieved. He didn't really know what came over him or how Allen would react, truthfully he was expecting the boy to be angry. Even if he was, Neah would never regret what he had said, it was the most truthful thing he has ever said in his life.

Allen was so distracted with his conversation that he didn't notice the man that was standing right in front of him until he had rammed right into him.

"Oh. I'm so sorry!" Allen said as he quickly helped the man up.

"Watch where you're going brat! What's your name!?" The man yelled as he brushed himself off.

"A-Allen Walker, sir." Allen muttered, for some reason this man made him want to turn around and run away.

"Don't mutter! Do you even know who you're talking to?!" The man yelled.

"No, I'm sorry, sir." Allen said, this time louder so he didn't piss the man off more than he already was.

"I'm Hades, God of the Underworld."


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Chapter Four:

"I'm Hades, God of the Underworld."

Allen completely froze, 'Why would a god be here?'

'Well, it is a camp for demigods, maybe he's visiting his kid?' Neah said.

'You shut up! You've already gotten me into enough trouble!' Allen yelled.

'But, darling nephew, that was completely your fault. You should always pay attention to where you are going, even when you are having mental conversations with your loving uncle!' Neah said.

Allen just rolled his eyes.

"Are you rolling your eyes at me, you insolent boy!?" Hades yelled in a rage, apparently he had noticed that eye roll.

"What? NO! I'm so sorry! I promise, it wasn't you who I was rolling my eyes at!" Allen yelled, hoping that Hades wouldn't ask any further questions.

"Than who was it at?"

'Do my wishes ever come true?' Allen wondered, cursing his bad luck. "Um..." Allen began but was saved any further explanation by a frantic Lavi.

"Moyashi! We thought you'd disappeared... again." He said, out of breath.

"MY NAME IS ALLEN, BAKA USAGI! WHY CAN YOU PEOPLE NEVER GET IT RIGHT!?" Allen yelled, completely forgetting that the god of the Underworld was standing right next to him.

"So, who's the old geezer?" Lavi asked, being his usual rude self.

"Huh? Oh, that's Hades," Allen said casually, not realizing what he had said until after he'd said it, "Oh my god! I'm so sorry sir! Please forgive my friend's rudeness!" Allen bowed very low.

"Che." Came a scoff from behind Lavi.

"Yu's here!" Lavi squealed, not that different from an excited fangirl.


"Hey guys, have you found him yet?!" Yelled a black haired boy who was running towards them.

"Yeah Nico! Thanks!" Lavi said, waving to the boy, Nico.

"Yeah no probl..." Nico began but when he saw Hades he scowled, "Oh, hey dad." He sounded VERY unenthusiastic.

Hades scoffed and turned to Allen, "I know you from somewhere. Hmmmmm... Oh! I knew your mother VERY well. I totally forgot she had a kid though, oops, hehe." He laughed nervously.

"Dad, are you saying that Allen is your kid?" Nico growled.

"Pretty much. Should I claim him?" Hades said, rubbing the back of his head.

"YES!" Nico yelled.

"Fine. Brat, come with me." Hades sighed, grabbing Allen by the back of the collar on his Exorcist coat, picking him up, and carrying him to the dining hall.

"Oi, Chiron!" Hades yelled, interrupting dinner.

"Hades?" Chiron asked, surprised, "What brings you here?"

"Before I answer that, I have to say that, sadly, this," He thrust Allen forward, still holding him up by his collar, "Is mine," Everyone began bowing, "Don't you dare bow!" Hades yelled, stopping everyone in their tracks, making them straightened back out.

Chiron was, to say the least, surprised by this turn of events, two big three children in one day.

"Now, I need Coral Beard's kid, my 'child', Zeus's brat, and this," He held Allen up again, "To follow me." Hades than turned around, still holding Allen, and walked towards the Big House.

When everyone was at the Big House, which included, Allen, Hades, Chiron, Nico, Lenalee, and Percy, along with Lavi, Kanda, and Annabeth, who insisted on being there, (Tyki was watching and listening through the window) Hades began to explain what he was doing there,

"I have a quest for you, my wife, Persephone, has been kidnapped by a man called the Millennium Earl," Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, and Kanda, traded glances, "He's threatening to kill her and turn her into an Akuma. I want you to save her." Hades explained.

"Where is she being held?" Allen asked.

"Florida." Hades answered.

"Why?" Percy asked.

"How the hell should I know?! Maybe the Earl likes Florida?!" Hades spat.

"No, stupid! That's not what I meant!" Percy growled, "I mean, why would the Earl want to kidnap Persephone?"

"How dare you speak to me like that!? But, that aside," Hades glared at Percy, "for revenge against the gods."

"Why would he want revenge?" Annabeth asked.

"That's not information that you need to know to complete the quest." Hades said.

"Wait, why do you want us to do it? You hate the children of Zeus and Poseidon, we aren't even sure you like your own children! So why come to us for help?" Percy asked.

"Because, even if I hate to admit it, you are the strongest demigods and I need the strong ones." Hades muttered the words like they were poison.

This left everyone in complete silence, no one had expected that answer. The god of the Underworld actually admitted the fact that they aren't extremely weak morons.

"Why don't you do it yourself? Surely you're stronger than all of us." Lavi said, breaking the silence but pointing out what everyone was thinking.

"I HAVE MY REASONS! YOU WILL LEAVE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!" Hades yelled as he disappeared.

"Well perfect! We could have gotten more information out of him!" Kanda yelled, having the strong urge to slice the god of the Underworld for not giving them more information.

"I seriously doubt that he would have told us anything else." Nico sighed. Percy and Annabeth also sighed and nodded their heads.

"You are all to leave in the morning so I suggest that you get a good night's rest. Percy, show, Ms. Lee and Mr. Kanda to the Zeus and Ares cabin. Mr. Lavi just follow Annabeth to the Athena cabin. And Mr. Walker, just follow Nico to the Hades cabin." Chiron said.

All of them nodded and went their respected ways.

"I'm going for a walk, our cabin is the black one over there." Nico said, pointing to the black cabin and walking away, leaving Allen alone.

Allen sighed and walked towards the cabin.

'Don't get lost.' Neah warned, you could hear the smirk in his voice.

'I hate you sometimes, Neah, I really do.' Allen spat.


Allen just chuckled.

'Allen! Allen?! Answer me! Do you hate me?! PLEASE NO! YOU CAN'T! I NEED YOU TO LOVE ME! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE I CAN TALK TO AND I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE MY ADORABLE INNOCENT NEPHEW! PLEASE!' Neah kept sobbing, he was now on his mental knees.

'Fine, I still love you.' Allen sighed.

'THANK YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU TOO!' Neah was now clutching Allen's consciousness (A/N Imagine it was a real body but in Allen's mind!) like it was the last thing keeping him alive.

Allen blocked out the sound of the his uncle sobbing and walked into the dark cabin, there were only two bunk beds, apparently not many people sleep here, there were no windows, and there were torches lining the walls, lighting the room. Allen focused in on a person that was on the bottom bunk of one of the beds, staring at him,

"Do you want something Tyki?" Allen asked, words cold but tone welcoming.

"Well, I thought, since we haven't seen each other in a while, that we could have some fun tonight..." Tyki said seductively, stepping closer to Allen.

Allen pulled the older man into a passionate kiss, his hands getting tangled in the dark curly hair of his lover. Allen tilted his head to the side and kissed more passionately, he felt a tongue push against his lower lip, pleading for entry, Allen was more than happy to oblige, opening his mouth.

Tyki's tongue plunged into Allen's mouth, memorizing the taste of his young lover.

Tyki backed Allen up against a wall, his tongue exploring as much of the young boy's mouth as it could.

Allen moaned slightly, "Tyki... bed" Allen panted, parting for breath.

Tyki nodded, slightly disappointed at the lack of Allen's lip against his own. He picked up the boy bridal style and carried him to the bed. Tyki crashed his lips against Allen's and clutched the boy to him.

A/N Now, this is where things get censored so I'm not going to get into it...

The next morning everyone gathered outside the Big House, which included, Allen, Percy, Lavi, Kanda, Nico, Annabeth, Lenalee, Tyki, and Road.

"Wait, why is Road here? Road, why are you here?" Lavi asked.

"I've been here the whole time. You guys really haven't noticed?! Wow." Road said.

"Who's your godly parent?" Lenalee asked.

"Morphias. God of Dreams." Road shrugged.

"Makes sense." Allen muttered.

Lavi, Lenalee, and Tyki nodded.

"What about you?" Lenalee turned to Tyki.

"Aphrodite." Tyki said.

"That DEFINITELY makes sense." Allen muttered under his breath, smirking.

"Interesting. But, sorry to break this to you but, you two are NOT coming!" Percy yelled at the two Noah (not including Allen), "We have enough people to worry about."

"But...!" Tyki began.

"Hell no! I'm not working with some Noah!" Kanda spat, making Allen wince.

Lavi noticed Allen flinch and nudged Kanda.

"What?!" Kanda yelled but stopped short when he saw the serious look on Lavi's face, for some reason Kanda didn't think that look belonged on the Usagi's face.

Lavi gestured to Allen, who had his head down, with his bangs covering eyes.

Kanda gave a small, "Che" but didn't say anything else.

Tyki had also noticed Allen's wince and put a comforting arm around the boy's waist.

"Well, we should be off!" Lenalee said, trying to lessen the tension in the air.

"Right!" Lavi said, "How are we going to get there?"

"By foot." Annabeth said.

"Why don't we just take a plane?" Allen asked.

"Because you, me, and Nico aren't allowed in the sky. Zeus doesn't like us that much." Percy said, shivering at the thought of flying and getting struck down by the Lord of the Skies.

"Can we just get going now?" Lavi whined, really wanting to get going, being the impatient rabbit he is.

"Sure! Come on guys!" Annabeth said, exiting Camp Half-Blood with everybody following, minus Tyki and Road, who still weren't allowed to come.

Eight Hours Later

They were lost. Already.

"Moyashi!" Kanda accused the young Exorcist, drawing Mugen.

"It's not my fault!" Allen defended, ready to activate Crown Clown if need be, "I wasn't even leading this time! It was Percy!"

"Che." Kanda reluctantly put Mugen away.

Percy released the breath he didn't know he'd been holding, "Well, I think we should set up camp here, we've been walking all day."

Percy was right, they all nodded their agreement. The area they were staying in was a clearing with a river nearby. There were trees all around the clearing, so all in all, it was a pretty damn good spot.

As they set up, two followers hid themselves in the trees.

"Tyki~pon!" Road whined as she picked at the bark of a tree, "Why can't we come out?! I want to hug Allen so bad!"

"First, We might be sent back if we come out now! Second, you are not allowed to hug Allen without his, or my, permission first!" Tyki scolded sternly.

"But you hug him all the time without his permission!" Road whined.

"Yes, but that's different! Plus, I have my own permission!" Tyki said, "Now, shut up or we'll get caught!"

Road gave him a small "Hmpff," But didn't say anything else, though she did start pouting.

"We have a problem." Allen said as he finished setting up the tents.

"What?" Annabeth said, looking for any flaws in her arrangements or packing.

"We don't have enough tents for everyone." Allen said, gesturing to the tents he had just set up. There were six of them.

"Um, Allen, there are six tents and there are six of us, that's enough." Annabeth said slowly.

"Not true," Allen said, "There are also those two Noah who are trying to hide behind those trees," He gestured to the trees to his left where the two Noah were, indeed, hiding, "They think they're so clever, following us. It might have worked if Road didn't cackle so loudly and Tyki didn't smell so strongly of the cancer sticks that he loves so much." The boy sighed as he walked up behind the two Noah, somehow going unnoticed. He grabbed the two of them by their collars, succeeding in scaring the shit out of both of them.

"H-hey Shounen," Tyki stuttered nervously as he stared into accusing pools of silver, "I didn't expect to see you around here."

Allen slowly raised an eyebrow, "Really Tyki? Really? You're going with that excuse? I didn't think anyone could be that stupid, not even you."

Road burst out laughing but was silenced when Allen sent a glare at her, "I'm sorry?" Road tried.

"Mhmm. That's what I thought." Allen muttered, dragging the two Noahs into the clearing.

"What the fuck are they doing here?!" Kanda growled when he saw Tyki and Road.

"I was just about to ask them that." Allen said, glaring at the two Noahs again.

By now, everybody had formed a circle around the Noahs and Road and Tyki were feeling rather trapped.

"Um, well, we though that you might need some back-up." Tyki muttered.

"Why the hell would we need back-up?!" Percy yelled, obviously really pissed at Tyki for some reason.

"Percy! Calm down!" Annabeth yelled.

Percy just glared at the source of his anger.

"Anyways, we aren't going to send you two back," Allen said, shocking most of the group, "You could help us out. Though I'm just wondering why you two are going against the Earl. Shouldn't you two be working with him?"

Tyki had been expecting that question, "This time things have gotten out of hand, he's gone a bit crazy with the whole revenge thing."

"Wait, you're on the side of the Earl?!" Percy yelled, drawing Riptide.

"Oh my gods Percy! Put the sword down!" Annabeth yelled, trying to calm her friend. It wasn't working.

"No! They're the enemy! He said it himself!" Percy yelled, sword still raised.

"Percy! What has gotten into you?!" Lenalee yelled, only having known Percy for a couple days but that was long enough to know that this was not normal behavior for him. Though, she wasn't too happy to be working with the Noah, she just felt like they were being sincere this time and that they wouldn't try to kill them, for the time being, she looked around and from the looks on everyone else's faces she could tell that they felt the same.

"Look, we aren't going to hurt you or jeopardize the mission in any way! We promise!" Tyki said, hands raised in a surrendering gesture.

"Why should I trust you?" Percy yelled.

This time it was Allen who answered, "I've known them for a while now, I'm not saying I trust them," Tyki smirked at this for he knew Allen trusted him full well, "I'm just saying that you need to give them a chance."

"Why?!" Percy asked, scowling, "They're working with the enemy!"

"No we aren't! We think that the Earl has gone overboard with this one! Sure, we usually are working with him but, I don't tread where I don't belong! I mean, who kidnaps a god, not to mention one who's married to one of the most powerful and dark gods!" Road reasoned.

"I don't believe you!" Percy yelled, raising his sword to attack.

"No!" Allen yelled, pushing Road and Tyki out of harm's way.

Everyone fell silent as Lavi and Kanda grabbed Percy's arms after he had brought the sword down. They all turned to Allen, he didn't seem to have been injured, that was until he started screaming in agony, falling to his knees, wrapping his arms around himself as if to guard himself against an invisible attacker.

'Allen! Allen?! What's wrong?!' Neah yelled, as far as he could tell, the boy had only got a cut on his right arm, sure it was a pretty big and sort of deep cut, but it shouldn't cause a reaction of this magnitude, the pain was so intense that even Neah was feeling a bit of it and if that was painful enough, imagine what Allen was going through. Neah than felt himself being shoved forward as if being pushed by an unknown force. All of a sudden he was in control of the body, he could still feel Allen in his mind so he knew he was alive, but he was sleeping.

Everything was silent again, nobody knew that Neah was in control aside from Neah himself (and maybe Allen), since he had his head down with his bangs covering his eyes.

When Neah raised his head everyone gasped as they were met with gold instead of silver.

"Noah." Kanda hissed, gripping Mugen's hilt.



EXTRA CHAPTER: I'm going to start doing these at the ends of most, if not all, the chapters, starting now.

What Percy and Nico Saw that Night:

It was the night before everyone had left for the quest and Nico had just finished his walk and was heading back to the cabin to get some rest. When he got to the door he could have sworn he had heard moaning coming from inside the cabin but wrote it off as his tired mind playing tricks on him, that was, until he opened the door. What he saw horrified him, it was not something that he should see his half-brother going with his combat instructor. He couldn't move for a second, apparently the two men hadn't heard the door open when he had come in over their loud moaning, which, Nico now knew, was definitely not his imagination. Nico quickly exited the cabin, slamming the door behind him, thinking to himself, 'Why? Why me? He couldn't have at least put a sock on the door?!'

Nico was startled out of his thoughts when Percy walked up, "What are you doing sitting outside your cabin?" He asked.

Nico shook his head, "It's too horrible, I just..." He trailed off.

"What?" Percy asked, walking over to open the cabin door.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Nico warned, getting up off the ground.

"Oh come on! Whatever it is, it can't be that bad." Percy said as he opened the door. He stood frozen as he took in what he was seeing, his mind needing time to process the horror he was witnessing. As soon as he realized what was going on, he backed up and slammed the door as quickly as possible.

"I warned you." Nico said.

"I-I was j-just coming over here to tell you that Road will be staying with you until the Morphias cabin was done being built. I think she's either here or on her way here right now." Percy muttered, not taking his eyes off the door in front of him.

"I would care if I wasn't too worried about washing my eyes out with soap," Nico said, "Care to join me?"

"It would be my pleasure." Percy said.

And with that, the two boys sprinted to the bathrooms, fully intending on washing their eyes out with soap.

Little did anyone know,a certain Noah of Dreams was on the top of the unoccupied bunk in the shadows within the Hades cabin. She smiled evilly as she held her video camera up, paying no attention to the boys who had come in and left quickly, she was too busy focusing on the ones that were already there and all the ways she could blackmail the both of them with this new footage she possessed.


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Chapter Five

"Shit." Neah muttered as he stared at the angry and shocked expressions of Allen's friends.

"Where's Allen you bastard?!" Lavi hissed, clutching the small hammer strapped to his thigh.

"What do you mean Lavi? Allen's right there." Annabeth said, gesturing to Neah. She didn't notice that 'Allen's' eyes were now gold and his hair was curlier.

"That's not Allen, that's the Noah that's possessing him." Lenalee said, tears beginning to form in the corners of her eyes.

"What's a Noah?" Nico asked.

"We are the descendants of Noah himself, superhuman beings who work with the Millennium Earl. We are t-" Road smirked but was interrupted by Tyki.

"I swear to God, if you say, 'We are the true apostles of God' I will personally punch you in your face. There is no need to get into that right now," Tyki sighed, "This Noah," He gestured to Neah, who was just watching everything happen, a slight smirk on the Musician's face, "Is the Fourteenth. He betrayed all the Noahs and tried to kill the Earl but ended up getting killed by the Earl after the Fourteenth had slaughtered most of the Noah, only leaving Road and the Earl. Somehow though, he managed to implant his memories into Allen before he died and he is now trying to take over Allen and erase him entirely, taking Allen's body as his own."

"Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute! One, I am not trying to take over Allen's body anymore! We made a deal not long ego! Two, MY NAME IS NOT FOURTEENTH! I DO HAVE A PROPER NAME GOD DAMMIT!" Neah yelled, waving his arms over his head in exasperation.

"You can't complain! You've never had the courtesy to actually tell us your name!" Tyki said.

"Oh. Right. Well, now I feel silly." Neah muttered.


"Right, right! The name's Neah Walker." Neah said.

"So you're related to Allen?!" Lenalee gasped.

"Sort of." Neah said.

"How can you be 'sort of' related to someone?" Kanda scoffed.

"Easily! I'm Mana, Allen's foster father's younger brother. Making me Allen's adoptive uncle and Allen my ADORABLE NEPHEW!" Neah squeaked.

'Dear God, another Komui/Sheril.' Everyone thought to themselves.

"So where exactly is Allen?!" Percy asked.

"Well, he's still here, he's just unconscious." Neah said, he could tell by the look on their faces that they still didn't trust him though, if he was honest, he didn't really blame them.

"What did you do to him?" Tyki asked.

"I did nothing. I would never hurt my darling nephew! I didn't cause this, he did." Neah said, looking at Percy who was now looking at his shoes in shame, "But, it wasn't entirely his fault." Neah finished, making everyone look at him in shock.

"What do you mean?" Nico asked.

"What is your sword made out of?" Neah asked Percy, ignoring Nico.

"Um, Celestial Bronze." Percy said, not really seeing what this had to do with what happened to Allen.

"That explains it. When I was running from the Earl (when I was alive) I came across some demigods and I learned that Noahs are very susceptible to Celestial Bronze." Neah explained.

"So it's like Innocence?" Lavi asked.

"Sort of. Though Celestial Bronze can hurt a Noah, it cannot destroy Akuma. And Innocence can hurt monster but not kill them. Also, Celestial Bronze and Innocence clash greatly, every recorded encounter between the two shows that they 'hate' each other." Neah said, tapping his chin in thought.

"So, since Allen has both Innocence and Noah genes, it would effect him more than it would any other person." Annabeth said, nodding in understanding.

"Exactly," Neah said, "There's no telling when Allen will wake up so you guys better get used to me! And there is no need to worry, I'll let Allen take control when he awakens and I promise not to hurt anyone!"

Everyone's eyes narrowed.

"Good god people, you are all so un-trusting! I take the time to explain everything to you and you still hate me!" Neah sighed.

"I wonder why! It's not like you're trying to completely erase our friend! It's not like you're trying to take his body! It's not like you've caused him so much undeserved pain and suffering!" Lenalee yelled in a rage.

Neah was silent, his face emotionless, his eyes cold as ice, "Listen to me and listen well," He growled, his voice flat and emotionless, "I would never intentionally hurt Allen. If you ever, ever, say otherwise I will personally cut you open and hang you by your own intestines."

Nobody said anything, everyone was shocked by the Noah's sudden change of demeanor.

"Plus, might I add the fact that, I was not the one who locked him in a dungeon and tortured him for information he didn't have. I don't take too kindly to being accused of things I didn't do, especially when they regard my nephew." Neah said, still emotionless.

"Neah, we're really sorry." Tyki said, trying to calm the musician down.

"Why? You did nothing, Myki!" Neah chirped, murderous aura completely gone, "Any other questions that any of you have?"

Tyki hesitantly raised his hand, "Why did you call me Myki? You know my name is Tyki!"

"Of course I know that! But Myki Tikk is what I'm gonna call you from now on!" Neah cheered.

"What?! Why?!" Tyki asked, appalled that he had yet another nickname to hate (the other being Tyki~pon).

"Because it's really fun to say, Myki Tikk! Tyki Mikk!" Neah sang.

"Kill me now." Tyki moaned.

"I have a question!" Lavi said.

"Okay. Shoot." Neah said.

"You said earlier that you made a deal with Allen. Why did you decide to propose the deal and what does it entitle?" Lavi asked.

"Why should I tell you?" Neah said. He had to keep somethings personal after all.

"How can we trust you if you don't?" Lavi countered.

"Point taken. So for the first question, I don't really want to tell you but you can be certain that the intentions were pure, I promise no harm will come to him. And for the second question, the deal was that he gets to keep the body but I can take over on occasions." Neah explained with the least amount of detail possible, hoping it would satisfy the young bookmen, he didn't want to disclose what had gone down between him and Allen, Allen would hate people knowing that he broke down.

"Those are lousy terms, you could have gotten so much more out of that deal." Nico so helpfully said.

"Shut up Nico! Who the hell asked you?!" Neah yelled.

'Neah,' Allen's voice came from the back of Neah's mind, 'Why, pray tell, are you in control of my body?' Allen's voice was calm and sweet and it scared the shit out of Neah.

'It's very hard to explain.' Neah muttered.

'I've got time.' Allen said.

'Well, the boy, Percy I think his name was, cut you with his Celestial Bronze sword, causing me to come out, and you to, well, black out.' Neah said quickly.

'I'm gonna hurt that little-" Allen muttered.

'Is it that bad that I'm in control of the body?!' Neah asked, offended.

'I'm not sure, how many people did you kill so far?' Allen said, calmly.

"None! Your friends were there!' Neah yelled indignantly.

'Oh shit! Of course! My friends! Right, forgot I had those.' Allen sighed.

Neah was shocked, 'Sorry, what?' He clarified.

Allen frowned, "What?"

'Who are you and what have you done with Allen Walker?' Neah asked, completely serious.

'Oh shut up Neah! I can't think about my friends 24/7!' Allen yelled, he had actually believed there was something to worry about. Though now that he thought about it, he felt more angry than usual.

'Yes you can, and you do. No matter what situation you're in, they are always the first things to come to mind,' Neah said, 'So why wouldn't yo-... Oh... Ooooooohhh...' Neah trailed off, realizing something.

'What? What is it?' Allen asked urgently.

'I think that Percy might have accidentally kick-started your awakening.' Neah said.

'Awakening? Like as a Noah?' Allen asked, voice shaking.

'Yes?' Neah said, getting sort of scared for/of the boy.

'I thought we had a deal! I let you control the body once in a while and you don't erase me!' Allen yelled, feeling that sting of betrayal.

'Hey! You're still a Noah, I'm not going to take over the body but I can't stop the awakening. Sorry.' Neah explained.

Allen sighed, 'Okay. What do we do? All I know is that it gets bloody and painful.'

'OH MY GODS! I FORGOT! MY BABY NEPHEW IS GOING TO BE IN PAIN!' Neah screamed as he began freaking out.

'Neah!' Allen tried to calm the frantic Noah.

The Noah just kept freaking out.

'Neah! Calm down!' Allen tried again, when that didn't work he used his secret weapon, 'UNCLE! SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH OR I WILL SHUT IT FOR YOU!' He screamed.

Neah froze immediately, 'Did you just call me 'Uncle'?' Neah asked, tears of happiness forming in his eyes.

'That is not important at the moment!' Allen yelled, trying to get the Musician back on track, 'What's important is what the hell we are supposed to do!'

Neah looked a little panicked again but said, 'Alright, you're going to take control of the body and say, 'Myki Tikk I am in need of your assistance.' Then tell him what's wrong and pray to god that imbecile has a good solution!' Neah than shoved Allen into control of the body without waiting for an reply.

Back in the real world:

Everyone was just staring at Neah, who was standing frozen, not even blinking.

"What do you think he's doing?" Nico whispered, afraid that if he talked too loud something bad might happen.

"Probably talking to Allen mentally." Tyki said.

Just as those words left Tyki's mouth, the vertically challenged Exorcist/Noah in question's eyes melted back into silver and his hair straightened out.

"Allen?" Percy asked.

"Tyki Mikk, I am in need of your assistance!" Allen yelled, pointing at said man, completely ignoring Percy.

"Huh? With what?" Tyki asked, slightly shocked at the sudden outburst.

"Neah said something about an Awakening." Allen said. His head had started to feel fuzzy and it was getting harder and harder to think straight.

"Oh shit." Road said, staring at Allen, who was now swaying on his feet.

"Awakening?" Percy asked, not understanding what was going on at all.

"As a Noah." Tyki said, not taking his eyes off Allen.

"What? I thought that Neah was the Noah!" Percy yelled.

"Not entirely, Allen is still the Fourteenth Noah, he just also has Neah. Sucks to be him." Tyki explained, muttering that last bit.

'I heard that! Tell him I heard that!' Neah yelled but Allen didn't appear to be listening.

"Does your Noah talk to you?" Lenalee asked.

"Oh god no! I'm so grateful for that! I'm the Noah of Pleasure, I do not want to know what Joido has to say." Tyki said.

Everyone sweat-dropped.

Then they all turned to Allen, just in time to see the skin on his forehead rip apart to form seven holy marks. Allen collapsed, the blood coming out of the marks on his forehead staining his white hair red.

"Allen!" Everyone yelled.

Tyki and Road ran forward and crouched beside the fallen boy while ushering everyone else back.

"What do we do?!" Tyki yelled as he stared, wide-eyed at the boy on the ground, who was now withering in pain, letting long groans escape his lips.

"There's not much we can do except keep the bleeding under control if it gets too out of hand." Road said.

It was then that Allen let out a pain-filled scream. Lenalee broke into tears and fell onto her knees, Lavi felt bad for his white-haired friend but he knew that he had to record the Awakening, Kanda hadn't moved but his eyes showed a small bit of concern (which is a LOT of concern for Kanda), Nico looked like he wanted to run over and help but he knew he'd only get in the way, Percy was rooted to the spot, he couldn't take his eyes of the thrashing form of Allen Walker, and Annabeth had her hand over her gaping mouth, her eyes wide.

"Tyki! He's bleeding too much!" Road yelled over Allen's screams as she tried to hold the boy down.

In response to this, Tyki ripped his shirt off (No, he did not use his Noah powers, he literally ripped it off).

"Whoa! What are you doing?!" Nico yelled.

"I need to slow the bleeding!" Tyki yelled as he pressed the shirt to Allen's forehead (A/N Sure, we all believe that *sarcasm*).

Allen just kept screaming, pain clouding his mind. Gray had begun to spread across his pale skin, it had already reached his jaw line.

"How long does this last?!" Lenalee sobbed, not wanting to see her friend in pain.

"That's the problem, we have no idea. It's different for every Noah." Road said, she was actually quite worried about Allen even though she had long since given up her crush, noting that he was dating her uncle, but she still cared for the boy and felt like he was family, which he technically was.

Then Allen suddenly fell quiet, his back was arched, his head thrown back, his eyes open wide and shifting from silver to gold and back again, his mouth was open in a silent scream.

Everyone was silent, nobody dared make a noise, they were too scared that Allen would start screaming again.

Finally, Nico spoke up, "What's happening?" He asked, his voice shaking, he was scared for his new brother, he didn't want to lose him, not like he lost Bianca.

"Well, it seems that he's going into the last stage of Awakening." Tyki said, still shirtless.

"Okay. But what is happening?" Nico insisted, wanting something more specific.

"Well, his genes are rewriting themselves, changing his bones, blood, nerves."Tyki said. He remembered going through the same thing, he could never forget how much pain he'd been in. He couldn't stand the fact that Allen was going through the same thing.

"That doesn't sound very pleasant." Lavi winced.

"It's not. It's the most painful part of the process." Tyki said.

"But he's stopped screaming." Annabeth pointed out.

"That doesn't mean he's stopped hurting." Tyki said.

"Bakas," Kanda hissed, gaining everyone's attention, "Look." The samurai pointed to Allen.

Everyone turned to the young Exorcist who's hair had gotten noticeably curlier, his eyes were completely gold, and his skin had gone totally gray.

"Oh my god." Lenalee muttered. Now that she was seeing the proof right in front of her eyes, there was no way to deny it. Allen was a Noah. He was their enemy.

There was a thump as Allen went limp, his eyes closed, and lay still.

"Is he alright?" Percy asked.

Tyki checked his pulse and nodded, "He just needs to rest for a while."

A loud growl stopped Percy from replying, "I don't think we have a while." The son of Poseidon said as he drew uncapped Riptide, just as a large figure burst through the trees and let out a monstrous roar.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Tyki screamed.

The creature had one blood-shot eye in the middle of its head, its entire body was covered in sweat, its skin had a redish tinge to it, as if it had been stained with blood. It had a crazed look in its eye and the only clothing it had on was a loincloth that barely covered its nether regions.

"It's a rogue Cyclops." Percy said, glaring at the beast.

"Um, Percy, my dagger is in my bag." Annabeth said.

"So?" Percy asked, then he noticed that the bag was behind the Cyclops, "oh." Was his smart response.

"I've got your back Percy!" Nico yelled. Not five seconds later the Cyclops swung its large arm, throwing the young son of Hades into a tree where he lay still.

"Nico!" Lavi yelled as he pulled out his hammer, "Innocence! Activate!" The hammer grew about twenty times its original size.

"Wait," Percy yelled, "It won't work! Remember what Neah said!? Innocence doesn't work on monsters! You guys need to protect Nico and Allen!" He then charged at the Cyclops, ducking under a punch thrown at him.

The Cyclops growled and tried again. It was so close to hitting Percy that he actually felt the disturbance in the air.

Percy swung Riptide, hoping that he would hit the monster. But, since the universe decided that precise moment to turn against him, the Cyclops hit Riptide out of his hand, he watched it clatter to the ground far enough away that he couldn't reach it.

"Shit," Percy muttered, than he raised his hands in a surrendering manner, "Truce?"

The monster just roared and and raised its massive fist, preparing to bring it down and crush Percy's skull.

Percy closed his eyes, preparing for the worst but it never came. He opened one eyes slightly and saw a person standing in front of him, having caught the fist.

Everyone froze in shock, they heard laughter, cold, merciless laughter that promised a slow and painful death.

They all looked towards the figure and they saw him; Allen Walker with an insane grin that looked like it would split his head in half on his face. There was Allen Walker: The Exorcist, Noah, Destroyer of Time, Musician, and Fourteenth. He was laughing.


Extra Chapter

The Naughty Box:

Neah could see Allen's memories, it was as simple as that.

He couldn't help but wonder, as he stared at the memory in front of him, if he could lock them up as well, just so he couldn't see them.

This particular memory was one he never wanted to see again. Ever. Just the thought of a certain Noah of Pleasure touching his sweet, innocent, nephew was enough to make bile rise up in his throat, he did not want to see it, so he had been thinking up ways to block it from view. So far he had thought up one amazingly, brilliant, idea... he was going to... shove the memory in a box, lock it with chains, and bury it deep down inside Allen's mind.

Neah had just finished doing just that when Allen came in.

'Hey Neah!' He then noticed that Neah was kneeling on the ground, covered in dirt, with a shovel laying beside him (yes, Neah did literally have to bury it), 'Whaaaat are you doing?'

'Burying something that is pure evil.' Neah said.

'And that would be...?' Allen asked, eyebrow raised.

'The Naughty Box.' Neah growled, glaring at the ground where said item was buried.

'Will you just tell me?!' Allen said impatiently.

'Fine. Do you remember the night before you guys left Camp Half-Blood? When you and Tyki did... awful, unspeakable, things.' Neah said, shuddering at the mere thought.

'Yes.' Allen said, wondering where exactly this was going.

'Well, that evil memory is in the Naughty Box, which is what I buried.' Neah said.

'You locked away my memories of me and my lover!?' Allen yelled.

'Don't worry! You can still access them when I'm in control of the body and don't have to witness the horror!' Neah explained.

'So?! That doesn't give you the right to lock up my memories!' Allen screamed.

'I'm sorry!' Neah yelled, running away from the raging boy.

'Hell no! Get back here Neah!' Allen yelled, dashing after the man.

'NEVAH!' Neah cackled.

'You better be praying that your Noah regenerating abilities work in here!' Allen yelled, picking up speed.

'Eeep!' Neah squeaked, noticing that Allen was catching up fast, 'Damn your Exorcist training!'

'Haha! Comes in handy sometimes, doesn't it?!' Allen chuckled darkly, catching up to Neah and tackling him to the ground.

'Ouch! Get off of me!' Neah yelled, squirming in Allen's grip.

Allen leaned down close to the Fourteenth Noah's ear and whispered one word, 'No.'

'Please don't hurt me!' Neah wailed.

'You shouldn't have messed with my memories!' Allen growled, raising Neah's shovel that he had somehow picked up (it's his mind, he can do what he wants).

Neah's screams echoed throughout Allen's mind, heard by no one aside from the one making them and the one causing them.



Chapter Text

Chapter Six

Everyone stared at the young boy in front of them, who, at this precise moment, was laughing like an evil mad-man. Everyone was, to say the least, frightened out of their minds.

"Allen?" Lenalee asked hesitantly.

The only reply was an increase in the volume of laughter.

'Allen! You need to calm down! Don't let your Noah control you! You can fight it!' Neah screamed, trying to get the boy under control.

Like Lenalee, he got no real response.

Then the Cyclops did something that really turned the tables, it mimicked the screams of Allen's friends.

The insane laughter ceased and Allen froze.

"Allen?" Lavi asked.

Said boy growled and snatched up the fallen Riptide.

"No, Allen! It'll burn you!" Percy yelled.

True enough, Allen's hand was smoking, though Allen didn't seem to notice as he jabbed, stabbed, blocked, dodged, and swiped at the monster before him, yet never getting hit by the Cyclops.

The monster roared, getting annoyed at its prey.

Everyone else was shocked, they never knew Allen was so skilled with a sword, sure he had the Sword of Exorcism but that was a totally different sword from Riptide, they required totally different ways of fighting, even Kanda was surprised.

The Cyclops just kept getting hit and it was starting to get frustrated so it decided on a new tactic, it went after the unarmed crowd. It turned its back to Allen and raised its fists at the others.

Allen growled and jumped on its back, throttling it.

"What the Hades is he doing?!" Percy yelled.

"... Strangling it...?" Lavi said uncertainly.

"But, surely he knows that won't work." Annabeth said.

"I'm not sure." Percy muttered.

The Cyclops roared and tried to fling the newly awakened Noah off its back but the boy clung tight.

"We have to help him!" Lenalee yelled.

"I'm not sure if he needs any help..." Lavi said.

All of a sudden a loud, high-pitched noise filled the air, it resembled a song, the Cyclops let loose a loud roar and disintegrated into golden dust. Allen dropped to the ground, breathing heavily. He swayed on his feet before collapsing.

"Allen!" Tyki yelled as he ran up to the fallen boy, he pulled him onto his lap and held him close.

"Is he alright?" Lavi asked.

Tyki nodded, "He gonna be fine."

"What the fuck just happened?" Kanda asked.

"I don't know." Tyki muttered.

"What about what happened to Allen? He completely lost his mind." Lavi said.

"His Noah took over." Road said.

"So Neah? I thought he promised he wouldn't do something like that." Percy said.

"No, not Neah. Neah is just the old Fourteenth, not Allen's Noah." Road explained.

Tyki turned to Lenalee and Lavi, "Do you remember what happened on the Ark?"

"When you went all crazy psycho bitch?" Lavi asked cheerfully, despite the situation.

"Yes, that," Tyki growled through clenched teeth, "That was my Noah taking over."

"Then why didn't Allen try to attack us?" Lenalee asked.

"He was fighting it, I was unconscious when Joido took over so, obviously, I couldn't fight back." Tyki said.

"Okay, what happens when he wakes up?" Percy asked.

"I'm not really sure..." Tyki said.

"Of course not..." Percy sighed. 'Does no one ever have helpful answers?' He thought to himself.

Then they all heard a groan and everyone looked down at Allen, but he hadn't moved.

"Ow." Came a voice.

Everyone snapped their heads towards the voice and were met with the sight of a very disheveled Nico di Angelo, leaning on a tree, rubbing his head.

"Nico!" Annabeth yelled, surprised.

"Why do you sound/look so surprised?" Nico asked, "Wait... Oh my gods! You people forgot about me!" Nico yelled, pointing accusing fingers at all of them.

"Whaaaaaat? No we didn't..." Lavi said, rubbing the back of his head.

"Riiiiight, well, I'm gonna go stand over there with Kanda," Nico said, Kanda gave him the death glare, "Never mind, I'mm gonna stay here." Nico said quickly, making everyone sweatdrop.

'Allen. Oi! Allen! Wake up!' Neah yelled in Allen's head.

Allen just groaned mentally (somehow).

'Fine, if you don't get up, I'll just take control again.' Neah threatened.

"I'm up!" Allen yelled, shooting into a sitting position.

'That hurt. I am hurt by that reaction.' Neah whined.

"Allen! Are you alright?!" Lenalee asked urgently.

"My head hurts like Hell and I'm sore." Allen moaned, rubbing his head.

Lenalee didn't say anything, she just looked at the boy warily, as if she expected him to attack.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Allen asked as everyone gathered around him sharing Lenalee's look of distrust (except for Nico, who seemed to be completely lost at what was happened, and Kanda, who looked bored), "You guys don't trust me, do you?" He sounded as if he expected this.

No one confirmed it, but no one denied it.

"Just because I'm a Noah?" Allen turned to the Noahs, "Just because of what Neah did?"

Again, he was met with silence.

"Even after all the times I've saved you lives?! Even after all the times I've risked my lives for yours?! Even after all the times I've promised I would never abandon you?!" Allen was pissed now, how could they do this to him? What had he done to deserve this treatment?

Everyone flinched at his words but said nothing.

"Fine," Allen said quietly, "I guess we're not as good of friends as I thought. Were we ever friends at all? Was our friendship fake? Were you all just waiting for me to loose control?"

"Allen-" Lenalee began.

"No." Allen interrupted, "Just, don't."

No one said anything after that.

Allen nodded solemnly and, without saying a word, turned and walked right out of camp.

'Allen... are you alright?' Neah asked, concern clear in his voice.

"I just d-didn't know I could h-hurt this much." Allen sobbed, not even bothering to talk inside his head.

Neah didn't know what to say, what could he say? He'll slaughter them all for hurting his nephew so much.

"Neah, I know what you're thinking, don't kill them." Allen said tiredly, the pain evident in his voice.

'How can you say that after what they did to you?!' Neah yelled, he really shouldn't have been shocked, this was Allen after all.

Back with the others:

"How could you do that?!" Nico raged, "He's your friend! How could you betray him like that?!"

Lenalee began tearing up, Lavi looked guilty, so did Percy, Annabeth looked like she was about to run after Allen but thought better of it, and Kanda just looked more pissed off than usual.

"Did you see the look on his face?!" Nico continued, "It was filled with such pain and sorrow, if I didn't know better, I would have thought he had been tortured in Tartarus for centuries!"

"Would you trust him? If he suddenly turned into your sworn enemy?!" Lavi asked.

"You seem to be trusting those two just fine!" Nico yelled, pointing to the other two Noah.

No one knew what to say, they knew he was right, they had just betrayed their friend, just like they had sworn they'd never do.

Lenalee burst into tears (She seems to be doing that often. Sorry), "What have we done?!" She yelled.

"I'm going after him. Just pray that he'll want to come back." Nico hissed, glaring at all of them before storming out the way Allen had left.

"Allen!" Nico yelled, "Allen!"

'Someone's calling you.' Neah told the boy, who was sitting against a tree, his knees pulled up to his chest, his arms locked around his knees, and his head buried in his arms, his lithe body shaking.

"ALLEN!" Nico screamed, bursting into the clearing where he saw the shaking form of Allen Walker, "Oh Allen." He said, slowly walking over to the boy, who suddenly looked up but, instead of the piercing silver that Nico expected, he was met with molten gold.

"Ah, Nico. Come to break my nephew even more?" Neah hissed.

"No. I promise. I'm disgusted by what they did, but I know that they need Allen and Allen needs them so, please, let me take him back." Nico said.

"Why should I do that? Those people hurt him, broke him so much he actually begged me to erase him. Of course, I couldn't do that, so I knocked him out and took control." Neah said. He spoke as if he was hurt too, it pained him to see his darling nephew buried in so much sorrow.

Nico was shocked but he pressed on, "Please, you know that he thinks he has nothing to live for without his friends. Please..."

Neah sighed, "I guess you're right. Lead the way." He said after a moments thought.

Nico nodded and helped Neah up. He turned around and walked back the way he came.

Back with the others:

"How could we do that to him?!" Lenalee yelled, "We're supposed to be his friends!"

"Che. Friends are supposed to protect each other, not hurt each other." Kanda said, leaning against a tree with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face.

"Kanda!" Lavi scolded, "That's not helpful!"

"The truth rarely is." Kanda said.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Tyki yelled.

"You guys call yourself his friends but when he needs comfort, compassion, reassurance, and people by him, you just sat there, silent. You're always badgering him to let you share his burdens but when the Moyashi needs you most, you turn a cold shoulder. What great friends you are." Kanda scoffed.

Everyone let that sink in, he was right, they all knew he was.

Suddenly Nico and Neah walked into camp.

"Allen!" Percy yelled.

"Nope. Guess again, assholes." Neah said.

"Neah." Kanda growled, he still didn't trust the Noah, though he didn't trust many people at all, especially Noah, though Allen was the exception.

"What about Allen?!" Lenalee asked urgently.

"Why would you people care? You're the ones that hurt him in the first place." Neah snarled.

No one spoke, what was there to say?

"Fine, you want to know what happened?" Neah growled, "I'll tell you. Allen begged me to take his pain away and completely take control. The boy who vowed to keep walking forever, begged me to cut his feet off."

Lenalee began sobbing.

"What happened to him? Did you actually erase him?" Annabeth asked.

"Of course not! I love him like a son! I would never kill him! I knocked him out and took over for a little bit!" Neah yelled. He felt a presence in the back of his mind but it was silent.

'Allen?' Neah asked.

No response.

Neah sighed, "Alright guys, Allen is awake but he refuses to talk to me so I'm just gonna give him control and see what happens." He told the others, who looked nervous, not because Allen was a Noah, but because of how he'll react to them, but they nodded anyway.

Everyone waited as the Fourteenth Noah's eyes went from gold to silver. What broke their hearts was when those silver eyes turned dull and filled with tears.

"Oh Allen..." Lenalee whispered, her hand covering her mouth.

Nico stepped up to Allen's side, "Allen?" He asked as he put his hand on his half-brother's shoulder. Apparently though, he didn't take much to make Allen collapse because once Nico put his hand on Allen's shoulder, the boy fell to the ground.

"Allen!" Lenalee yelled, running forward, pulling the boy into her lap. She felt him shaking and realized he was crying. "Allen, we are so sorry. We were just scared. We're sorry. You're our friend, we never meant to hurt you." She whispered to the young Exorcist.

Tyki came over and took the boy from Lenalee, who looked like she was about to protest but she remembered what she had seen and let him have Allen. Tyki sat down with the boy in his lap.

"Shounen," Tyki soothed, "It's okay. We're so, so, so sorry. We weren't thinking. I love you Shounen, you being the Fourteenth can't change that," He stroked Allen's hair softly, "Shhhh. It's okay, I promise."

"Please don't l-leave me," Allen sobbed into Tyki's shirt, "I don't want to be alone again!" He clutched Tyki's shirt like it was his lifeline.

"It's okay. I promise, I'll never leave." Tyki whispered, he realized that they all kept forgetting that Allen was still just a kid. A strong kid sure, but he's still just a kid, a kid who had lost so many people and so many things in life that his heart must be in pieces, feebly trying to tape its self back together.

It took a couple of minutes for Allen to calm down, "I'm sorry." Allen said once he's stopped sniffling.

'What are you apologizing for?!' Neah yelled.

'Calm down please.' Allen sighed.

"Why are you apologizing?" Nico asked, sometimes it scared Allen how similar he was to Neah.

"I lost control, I don't blame you for not trusting me." Allen said, his smile obviously strained.

Lenalee walked right up to Allen and slapped him across the face, "Don't you dare apologize! It was our fault you were hurting so much so don't you dare try to shoulder anything and try to make us feel better again!" Lenalee yelled.

At first Allen looked shocked as he put a hand to his red cheek, then a warm smile raced his features.

"Stop smiling like that! Like everything is going to be okay and we did nothing wrong! Yell at us, scream at us, make us feel like the worst people in the world for hurting you!" Lenalee screamed.

"I can't yell at you, you reacted just like anyone else would have." Allen said softly.

"You wouldn't, you would smile and treat them like it was any other day." Lenalee said.

"Maybe, but on the inside I would be wary, I wouldn't trust them completely." Allen said.

"Can you just accept our apology and stop trying to make everything your fault?" Lenalee sighed.

"Okay, I accept your apology," Allen chuckled, "Though there wasn't a need for one in the first place." He muttered under his breath.

Lenalee sighed again, "That's probably the best I'm gonna get out of you so I guess it'll have to do."

"Okay, now that that drama is over, can we get some sleep?" Lavi asked.

Everyone mumbled their agreement and began to make their way to their respected tents. Everyone but Tyki and Road.

"Um, where do we sleep?" Tyki asked.

"You can sleep with me." Allen said. At Road's excited face, he added, "Only Tyki, not you Road." Road pouted, her arms crossed over her chests, her bottom lip thrust out. "Come on Tyki, you're sleeping with me tonight." Allen said, gesturing to his tent.

"NO!" Nico and Percy yelled, they did not want a repeat of what happened at camp.

"What's wrong with you two? We'll only be sleeping." Allen huffed.

"I seriously doubt that sleeping is the only thing you will be doing." Nico muttered. Allen openly gaped at the implications.

'Oh, come on! It's not like he's wrong, you've done it before.' Neah said.

'So?! How would he know that?!' Allen said.

'You did do it in the cabin you share with him...' Neah pointed out.

'AAAAAAHHHH! DO YOU THINK HE SAW?!' Allen screeched.

'Do you remember when you heard the door open and close but you wrote it off as your imagination...?' Neah asked, leaving Allen to figure out the rest.

'Oh my god, Nico saw us.' Allen muttered, eyes wide.

'So did Percy but that is beside the point.'

'PERCY SAW US!?' Allen screamed.

'Yes, but who cares? I think you should listen to Nico and Percy, I don't like Tyki being with my adorable nephew!' Neah said.

Allen rolled his eyes, embarrassment forgotten, 'It's none of your business Neah!'

'Of course it is! Anything involving you is my business. Plus,Tyki is just a slimy octopus who's main goal in life is to corrupt little adorable boys!' Neah whined melodramatically.

'Riiiiight, well, I'm gonna block you out now.' Allen said slowly.

'You can silence me but you can't silence the truth!'

With that, Allen turned his attention back to the real world where he was met with the sight of Lavi on his knees, clinging to Tyki's legs, sobbing.

"You can't violate Moyashi-chan, he's too innocent and adorable!" Lavi balled.

"MY NAME IS ALLEN, BAKA!" The previously mentioned Beansprout yelled.

Lavi stopped crying for a moment and flung himself at Allen, crushing the boy and began sobbing on him, "Moyashi-chan! Say it isn't so! I haven't even given you the 'birds and the bees' talk yet!"

Allen's eyebrow twitched, "Couple things, one, it is NOT your decision! Two, I lived with Cross for three years, I do NOT need 'the talk'. And third, I AM NOT SHORT!" He kicked Lavi off him and kneed him in the stomach.

"Ooooowwww..." Lavi moaned.

"Serves you right." Kanda grumbled.

"Guys," Road said, "As much as I love seeing people in pain, and you all know I do, I still don't know where to sleep."

"Sorry to do this to you Lenalee but," Percy said as he shoved Road at Lenalee, "Have fun!"

Everyone bolted to their tents before Lenalee could exact her revenge, leaving Road and Lenalee alone in the clearing. Lenalee sighed and grabbed Road by the collar of her shirt and dragged her to the tent.

That night:

Percy was dreaming, it wasn't any normal dream either, it was a demigod dream (damn prophetic shits). In the dream Percy was standing in front of a table. On the table, there was a women strapped down. Only when he looked closer did he realize that she was Persephone. Then a man came into the room, he was fat, wearing a cream colored tailcoat, his top hat was definitely strange, it had a ribbon that looked like piano keys around it, with a mini piano to match, his smile though, it was enough to make anyone cringe and want to run away.

'This must be the Millennium Earl,' Percy thought, 'I would hate to be an Exorcist.'

"Why are you doing this Earl?" Percy heard Persephone ask.

"Why? Oh it's simple really, kidnapping you will bring my darling brother to me!" The Earl chuckled.

"That's impossible! We killed him!" Persephone yelled.

'Brother? Who exactly did the gods kill that meant so much to the Earl?' Percy wondered.

"True. But, you see, he's come back and, this time, I won't let you take him away from me." The Earl snarled.

"This isn't just about getting him back, is it?" Persephone asked.

"How perceptive you are," The Earl sneered, "A couple of my Noahs have gone against me and I need to punish them."

'Road and Tyki.' Percy gasped.

"There's still something else," Persephone said, "You want revenge!"

"You killed one of my brother!" The Earl growled.

"He was in a rage and he was too powerful, he was dangerous! Why do you even want him back?! He rebelled against you, he tried to kill you!" Persephone yelled.

"That is none of your business." The Earl hissed, turning to walk out of the room.

"You don't want to be alone," Persephone called out, "You connected with him, you two always stood out in the Noah family." 

The Earl said nothing as he stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind him.

Percy bolted up in his tent, breathing heavily. 'I have to tell the others' he thought. He jumped up and walked out of the tent. He walked to the closest tent, which was Kanda's. He skipped that one. Lavi was next. Percy walked and kicked the sleeping Lavi, who was cuddling with his pillow muttering "Strike", in the shin.

"Ah!" Lavi yelled, jolting awake, he saw Percy, "Percy! What the hell man?!"

"Quit your whining! I have something important to tell everyone, so help me get the rest of us up." Percy said as he exited the tent out of the tent. He walked to the next one, which was Annabeth. He peeked in and saw her sleeping peacefully and he smiled. He gently shook her.

She groaned and opened her eyes slightly, "Percy? What do you need?"

"I have something important to tell everyone." Percy said.

"Can't it wait until later? I'm tired." Annabeth moaned sleepily.

Percy chuckled, "No. Now get up Wise Girl."

Annabeth groaned again but got up all the same.

Percy walked out again and saw that Lavi had woken Nico up and the redhead was making his way towards Lenalee and Road's tent. Percy sighed, 'Of course he would go towards the girl's tent,' Percy thought, 'But that means he has to wake up Road.' Percy smirked at the thought of Lavi getting chased down by a bunch of flying candles. Then he realized, 'I have to wake up Allen and Tyki. What if they did that last night!?' He stared at the tent flap, gathering the courage to enter. He sucked in a large breath, puffed out his chest, and strode inside. What he saw surprised him; Allen Walker, the Exorcist prophesied to destroy time itself, and Tyki Mikk, the evil Noah of Pleasure who destroyed Allen Innocence at one time, were cuddling. Allen had his head on Tyki's chest (who still didn't have a shirt on since he ripped it off to 'stop the bleeding') with his arms on Tyki's abdomen, while Tyki had his arms wrapped around Allen, both were sleeping peacefully, with small smiles on their faces. It was so adorable, Percy almost didn't want to wake them up, but he knew he had to, so he crouched down (after taking a picture, mind you) and gently shook them.

"Mmmm... Tyki... Five more minutes..." Allen mumbled, snuggling more into Tyki's chest.

Percy shook them both again, "Guys, you need to get up, we need to talk." Allen just groaned.

Tyki, though, opened his eyes and shook Allen lightly, "Oi, Shounen, you have to get up."

Allen blearily opened his eyes, "Fine, I'm awake."

"I have something to tell you all, so come on." Percy said as they followed him out of the tent. Outside, almost everyone was there, they all looked tired and Lavi seemed to be bleeding from multiple minor stab wounds.

"Where's Kanda?" Percy asked when he realized who was missing.

They all looked towards the samurai's tent.

"Lavi! You were supposed to wake him up!" Percy yelled at said redhead.

"You never told me that!" Lavi said.

"It was implied!" Percy said.

"Well, would you want to wake up a sleeping Yu-chan?" Lavi asked.

"Oh, come on! It can't be that bad! If you won't do it, I will!" Percy sighed.

Everyone who had known Kanda for a good amount of time silently prayed that Percy made it to Heaven.

The son of Poseidon made his way to Kanda's tent and peeked inside. The Exorcist was laying on his side, his usual scowl on his face, he was even holding Mugen.

'The dude sleeps with his sword? Damn.' Percy thought. He slowly leaned down and was just about to shake Kanda when a hand shot out and grabbed his wrist in an iron-like grip.

"What do you think you're doing?" Kanda growled, glaring at the frightened teen in front of him.

"W-waking you up?" Percy stuttered.

"Get out." Kanda hissed.

"But-" Percy said.

"Now! Unless you want to feel Mugen slice through your neck! I'll be outside in a minute." Kanda said, letting go of Percy's wrist.

Percy squeaked and bolted out of the tent As soon as the sun hit his face and he was out of Kanda's line of sight he yelled, "I SURVIVED!"

Kanda stalked out of his tent, not three minutes later muttering something about, "Baka Sakana (Stupid fish in Japanese)."

"Okay, not that everyone's here, I have something important to discuss." Percy said.

Once he was done explaining his dream, everyone was silent and thoughtful.

"Who was Persephone talking about?" Annabeth asked.

The Exorcists and Noah all traded glances.

"Neah." Allen said.

'Does the Earl really think that I'll go back to him if he kidnaps a goddess?' Neah asked.

'Apparently.' Allen said.

'Wow, he's even more stupid then I remember.' Neah gasped.

Allen chuckled lightly, 'Yeah, I guess so. Wait, Neah, the Earl and Persephone said that the gods were the ones who killed you. I thought the Earl killed you.'

Neah sighed, 'Well, the gods were the ones who actually carried out the deed because, apparently, during my rage towards the Earl, I had become too powerful and posed a threat to society. They sent Apollo (for some reason) to kill me but that failed so Zeus went and struck me down with his stupid lightning bolt.'

'Wow, what assholes.' Allen said, eyes wide.

'Pretty much.' Neah chuckled.

'So, everyone else needs to know and I really don't want to have to explain it, do you want to take over for a bit and tell everyone else what you just told me?' Allen asked.

Neah was shocked, 'You just offered to let me take control...?!'

'I could take back the offer if that's what you prefer...' Allen said.

'No! It's fine!' Neah yelled quickly.

Back in the real world:

"Why would the gods want Neah dead?" Lenalee asked.

"Persephone said something about his becoming too powerful." Percy said.

"So, he was posing some kind of a threat?" Nico suggested.

"Right you are, Son of Hades!" Neah said, giving his a thumbs-up.

"Ah! Neah!" Nico yelped, "What are you doing here?!"

"Allen offered to let me take control so I could explain everything to you." Neah said cheerfully.

"Okay! Explain!" Lavi said, equally cheerful.

Neah nodded and explained everything once more.

"Okay, so why does everyone believe that it was the Earl who killed you?" Kanda asked.

"Because that is what the gods wanted everyone to believe, they didn't want anyone finding out about them." Neah said.

"Why did you let us believe that the Earl killed you?" Kanda asked suspiciously.

"I had that small problem of being, you know, DEAD at the time!" Neah yelled.

"What about when you talked to us earlier, or when you talked to Moyashi in his head?" Kanda asked coldly.

"I don't have to explain myself to you!" Neah scoffed.

'Neah, now that you've explained everything that needs explaining at the moment (and fought with Kanda), can I take over?' Allen asked.

"Oi, guys!" Neah yelled to get everyone's attention, who had begun to talk among themselves, "You are going to need to get going if you want to get to Florida anytime soon so I'm letting Allen take over and you guys can head out!" He closed his eyes and retreated to the back of Allen's (his?) mind.

"Alright guys! Let's get going!" Allen cheered.

Everyone nodded and left the clearing.

Who Knows How Long Later:

"Are we anywhere close?" Allen sobbed as he trudged along.

"I'm not sure... Wait, what is that?" Percy gasped as he looked up. A tall castle stood before them, blue and white.

"Wait, isn't that..." Allen trailed off in realization, "Dammit Annabeth! How long have we been in Florida?!"

"What do you mean?" Nico asked, "Where are we?"

"Orlando." Allen said simply, glaring at Annabeth, who was trying to figure out what was wrong.

"What?! But that's in the middle of Florida! How do you know?!" Tyki gasped.

"That," Allen pointed to the castle, "Is Cinderella's Castle, located in Walt Disney World, in Orlando Florida."

After digesting this new development, everyone slowly turned to Annabeth.

"How long, exactly, have we been in Florida?" Kanda growled, hand on Mugen (you'd think his hand would just stick there after a while).

"Well, probably around four or so days..." Annabeth chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of her head.

"How did you miss that?" Road asked, popping a lollipop that had magically appeared in her hand, into her mouth.

"Why are you all blaming me?!" Annabeth yelled.

"You were supposed to be leading." Nico said.

"I thought that was Percy!" Annabeth cried.

"Do you remember the last time I led? I got us lost (back in Chapter Four)!" Percy huffed.

Everyone nodded.

Annabeth sighed, "Whatever. Now that we know we're here, we need to save Persephone."

"Wait," Lavi said, raising a hand, "I just realized something very important!"

"What?" Tyki asked.

"Hades never told us where in Florida Persephone was being held." Lavi pointed out.


"... Dammit..."


Extra Chapter

Disney World Part One: Lavi and Kanda:

"Baka Usagi," Kanda hissed, "Why are we here?"

'Here' was standing in front of the Hollywood Tower Hotel on Sunset Boulevard in Walt Disney World.

"Come on Yu! We need to have some fun! We've been working non-stop for so long! We need a break!" Lavi cheered.

"Don't call me that!" Kanda yelled.

"You weren't complaining on the way here!" Lavi pointed put.

"That's because you tied me up, drugged me, and dragged me here against my will!" Kanda growled.

"Lighten up!" Lavi smiled.

"I will not lighten up!" Kanda roared, grabbing Mugen (*sigh* Idiot).

Lavi just ignored the weapon and grabbed Kanda's hand (I ship it!), pulling him towards the Tower of Terror.

"USAGI!" Kanda screamed, but he didn't pull away (Should it actually be a pairing in this story?).

As they walked into the lobby, Lavi was bouncing around like a rabbit on drugs, while Kanda just looked around with a scowl on his face. When they actually got into the ride compartment Kanda still hadn't said a freaking word.

"Come on Yu! Relax!" Lavi said as they sat down.

Kanda still didn't say anything, not even when Lavi called him by his first name.

Lavi shrugged and turned his attention back to the ride. As they encountered the ghostly guests, Lavi felt Kanda tense up beside him. "Don't worry, they're not Akuma, no need to cut their heads off." Lavi whispered, but Kanda didn't relax.

When the ride reached the first drop Lavi felt Kanda tense up even more. When he looked over at the samurai, said man's eyes were squeezed shut, his mouth was a thin line, he was gripping Mugen so tight that his knuckles were white. That's when Lavi realized it, the great, stoic samurai, Yu Kanda, was scared of roller coasters. Lavi's jaw hit the floor.

"What are you gaping at, Baka Usagi?" Kanda choked out in a strained hiss, his eyes squinted open slightly.

"Y-y-y-y-y-y-you..." Lavi stuttered, too shocked to form a coherent sentence.

"Spit it out!" Kanda growled through clenched teeth.

"You're... scared!" Lavi gasped.

"What?! That's ridicu-" Kanda was cut off by another drop. This time, since he didn't have his teeth clenched, he let out a small whimper of fright.

Lavi didn't know whether he should laugh at or comfort the Japanese teen. He went with the latter ad let Kanda grip his hand, though thee Samurai was VERY reluctant and it took a lot of coaxing.

After about three more drops, they got off.

"If you ever speak of that again, I will slice you to bits and cook you in rabbit stew." Kanda growled as they walked into the sunlight.

"Of course Yu!" Lavi said happily, he knew that was just Kanda's way of saying thanks. "So, since you don't like roller coasters, why don't we just go get some food instead!"

"Che." Was Kanda's reply.

Taking that as a 'yes', Lavi grabbed Kanda's hand again and cheerfully skipped down the street with Kanda in tow.