m a r a u d e r s
Prongs: G U Y S
Moony: Merlin's tits...
Prongs: listen guys
Wormtail: please stop
Wormtail: this test is giving me enough anxiety as it is
Prongs: NO TIME FOR BLSPHEMY MOONY
Padfoot: dudeee youre sitting next to MOONY
Padfoot: if you fail it youre an actual dumbass
Wormtail: I'm sorry Padfoot
Wormtail: I'm not as good at this life of crime as you are
Wormtail: McGonagall scares me you know that
Moony: It's okay, Peter, I'll help.
Padfoot: moony you never help me
Moony: ??? I literally always help you??
Padfoot: you didnt sit with me tho :(
Moony: Uh, yeah.
Moony: Remember when McGonagall banned you from sitting next to either of us?
Padfoot: i know
Padfoot: she's giving me the cold shoulder :/
Prongs: NO TIMEEE
Padfoot: we listningggg
Prongs: i m planning my nxt movE
Prongs: TO PURSUE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Moony: I'm not writing any more poems for you James
Moony: I love you but Lily threteaned me with her Divination notes
Moony: And all of you know that the only reason we pass that class is because she gives them to me
Padfoot: i mean yah those were cringe
Padfoot: u write well moony but cant read about emerald eys and fiery hair no more
Wormtail: when I delivered the last one because James was in detention
Wormtail: she told me she was gonna help me see the Nargles if I ever scheme with you again
Wormtail: I'm too young to die James :(
Padfoot: haaaaa she good
Padfoot: whee was i tho?
Moony: You were in detention too.
Padfoot: damn i lost track
Prongs: nooo moony its smth else
Prongs: i still dnt know how she found out tho
Prongs: shut up >:(
Prongs: i can write its just
Prongs: if i start i wont stopppp
Moony: Don't I know it?
Prongs: you were just much more focused
Moony: Just spit it out before Padfoot explodes. He's tapping his leg so loudly, I can hear him from here.
Padfoot: im not about to explodeee
Padfoot: justt excited
Moony: It's okay Pads :)
Prongs: i might get expelled but
Wormtail: James, no :(
Prongs: i have to do it in the name of love
Wormtail: please no, Moony stop him
Moony: Let me see what he came up with first.
Padfoot: have faith in my prongs!!! let him speakk
Prongs: yall have so little faith in me
Prongs: we r literally soulmates pads
Padfoot: i KNOWWW
Moony: Wasn't Lily your soulmate?
Padfoot: moony pleas
Padfoot: shes the mistress
Prongs: my heart's big enough for 4
Moony: You're hopeless
Moony: But I love you :)
Padfoot: like all of us or just prongs?
Padfoot: well i mean were like 10 mintues into this conversation andd
Padfoot: you already told prongs you love him twice
Padfoot: im just saying that im standing right here 5 rows behind u
Padfoot: and jst as hopeless as him
Wormtail: can you leave Moony alone so he can help me with question number 8??
Moony: I love you too Sirius
Prongs: is evanesce wormy
Moony: Prongs, no
Moony: what was that noise??
Moony: was that pads??
Prongs: uh yeah
Moony: Pads, you alright??
Moony: Btw, it's not Evanesce
Moony: That's second year
Moony: It's Evanesco
Moony: Write something like "it's used to vanish both animate and inanimate objects"
Prongs: damn moony thanks <3
Padfoot: im finee
Wormtail: thanks Moony
Wormtail: what happened?
Prongs: you hopeless indeed
Padfoot: shut up you know i cnt takle affectinate moony
Padfoot: i know he didnt mean it like that
Padfoot: dont worry
Prongs: pads just talk to him smetimes
Prongs: i think theres more there
Prongs: i feel it in my heart
Padfoot: like you feel it in your heart tht lily is your soulmate???
Padfoot: i dont want to ruin everything
Padfoot: i dont want him to hate me
Prongs: firST OF ALL
Prongs: hes not going to hate you pads moony could never
Prongs: and SECOND
Prongs: i will marry lily evans
Prongs: you just wait :)
Padfoot: i hope you do prongs <3
m a r a u d e r s
Padfoot: i leaned too much in my seattt
Padfoot: i almost died
Moony: That squeal tho
Padfoot: moony shush
Padfoot: its enough that snapes snickering
Padfoot: prongs tell us the plan before we die of old agee
Prongs: the plan!!!
Moony: Let's see it
Prongs: you know marlene right??
Prongs: she showed me this muggle song
Wormtail: what is it??
Prongs: its called cant take my eyes off of you
Prongs: i listend to it and its the perfect choice
Prongs: for my serenade
Wormtail: PREongs lol
Moony: Here we go...
Padfoot: MY MAN IS SO ROMANTIC!!
Prongs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfM here it iss
Prongs: and i want to sing it to her after the match tomrrow
Moony: Wait.. you mean with everyone there???
Prongs: then she will know how much i love herrr
Moony: Merlin help us..
Padfoot: YESSS DO IT
Moony: You think this is a good idea?
Moony: She'll kill you
Prongs: its either her or mcgnagall
Prongs: personally i choose a crime of passion
Wormtail: she will kill us too
Padfoot: !!!! PARTYPOOPERS
Padfoot: CHEER ON MY MAN
Prongs: thank you pads <3
Wormtail: the only thing I get out of this friendship is unlimited detention :(
Moony: Fine.. what do you need us to do?
Prongs: THANK YOU
Prongs: pads you talk to the rest of team and get them with the program
Padfoot: ay ay captain!!
Prongs: moony you need to talk to that guy from the band you know
Prongs: from the spring ball
Prongs: i need backup
Moony: ..I'll try
Prongs: you are a ray of sunshine
Moony: I doubt it
Padfoot: YOU ARE MOONS
Prongs: you are
Moony: Alright, alright
Prongs: WOrmy you need to make sure she doesnt leave early
Wormtail: how?? its not like I can keep here there
Prongs: talk to her!!! its not that hard
Padfoot: They're not wrong
Prongs: fine it is hard for me too but thats because
Prongs: i forget how to breathe and form words when shes around
Prongs: just do it wormy pleaseee
Wormtail: might as well die in style
Prongs: then its set!!!
Padfoot: its gonna be amazing prongs i know itt
Prongs: thanks pads <3
Moony: Was it worth it?
Prongs: HELL YEAH
Padfoot: i dont know how
Padfoot: mcgee lets you stay a prefect moony
Moony: Honestly, I have no idea either.
Prongs: i think i saw her smile once
Wormtail: no James
Wormtail: that was her laughing at you
Prongs: she laughed????
Prongs: i made her laugh <3
Moony: You're so whipped it's both gross and sweet
Padfoot: wormtail where did you go???
Wormtail: sneaked out before McGonagall could see me
Padfoot: you rat!!!
Wormtail: hey i did my part
Padfoot: whats she doing here??
Prongs: shes sso beatifful i cannot
Moony: Get yourself together James
Padfoot: what are they talking about???
Prongs: shes leaving
Prongs: no dont leave
Lily Evans: You owe me.
Prongs: how did you do that???
Lily Evans: I told McGonagall that we all need to work on a project for Potions.
Lily Evans: You're welcome.
Prongs: A literal angel
Lily Evans: Stop.
Prongs: hey lily
Lily Evans: ??
Prongs: did you like it?
Lily Evans: Shut up.