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Wife’s dead
Now I will kill you all
Watch me
Just look how far I fall
Sulking
Behind these castle walls
I am so done with this

 

My heart is broken into two
Don’t say your gone, no please, Lisa,
Oh, how will I live without you
I feel so cynical.

 

I’m gonna kill you
Stab your heart and kill you
Drain your blood and kill you
Impale you and then kill you
I’m that Vlad type
Make your heart burst Vlad type
Stick you on a pike type
Summon demons Vlad type
I’m the Vlad guy
Vlad!

 

*beat drops*

 

I’m the Vlad guy

 

So angry that I’ll start a war
You’ll pay for all the church’s sins
Humans, what do you exist for?
You’re all just animals
Lisa was a saviour to you
But you
Decided to kill her
You chose to burn her at the stake
That was a big mistake

 

I’m gonna kill you
Stab your heart and kill you
Drain your blood and kill you
Impale you and then kill you
I’m that Vlad type
Make your heart burst Vlad type
Stick you on a pike type
Summon demons Vlad type
I’m the Vlad guy

 

Alucard (appearing suddenly): Dad!


*beat drops*

 

I’m the Vlad guy… Vlad!
I’m only good at being bad… Vlad


Alucard
I don’t know why you’re so mad
This is not what mother would want, you know
She said “Forgive humans”
And not to kill them all, since they
Don’t really understand what they do is bad.

You’re not the bad guy
You’re not the bad guy.
Don’t kill them, dad
You’re not that bad…