"Look Gordon! This hot pink bitch was named breakfast!" Dr Coomer exclaimed, showing off the capitalist wasteland that is a Facebook memes page.
"I- thank you Dr Coomer that- did you just call that dog a bitch?"
"It's factually accurate!"
"Yeah uh- you thinking about bullying that dog? You uh- you a dog bully-er? You go to the kennel and critique their little puppy faces? That's sick bro."
"I-" Gordon rolled a nat loser on his saying words dice.
"That's horrible Gordon! You must stop doing that! How would you feel if someone did that to you?"
"I- Okay it already feels like Benrey does that so I guess I relate but listen- I do not bully dogs? I don't- I like dogs?"
"You feel like you're my bitch, bro? You feel like you're a dog to me? That's kinda gay bro. That's some straight uh- that's some kinky shit there dude."
"I need to lie down."