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Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast!!!!

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"Look Gordon!  This hot pink bitch was named breakfast!" Dr Coomer exclaimed, showing off the capitalist wasteland that is a Facebook memes page.

"I- thank you Dr Coomer that- did you just call that dog a bitch?"

"It's factually accurate!"

"Yeah uh- you thinking about bullying that dog?  You uh- you a dog bully-er? You go to the kennel and critique their little puppy faces?  That's sick bro."

"I-" Gordon rolled a nat loser on his saying words dice.

"That's horrible Gordon!  You must stop doing that!  How would you feel if someone did that to you?"

"I- Okay it already feels like Benrey does that so I guess I relate but listen- I do not bully dogs? I don't- I like dogs?"

"You feel like you're my bitch, bro? You feel like you're a dog to me?  That's kinda gay bro.  That's some straight uh- that's some kinky shit there dude."

"Animal roleplay is a form of roleplay where at least one participant plays the part of a non-human animal. As with most forms of roleplay, its uses include play and psychodrama.

Animal roleplay may also be found in BDSM contexts, where an indivi-"

"I need to lie down."