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On the Courting Habits of Dragons

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No dragon had a hoard quite like Hoarder of Panties.

"Such soft fabrics," she'd chime in a voice almost too ethereal to be a dragon's. "Such lovely colors!"

Hoarder of Blankets would have had a chance at her, but he'd mingled his hoard years ago with a fellow cuddlebug.

Hoarder of Socks was rebuffed.

"Panties are silkier."

Hoarder of Makeup was rejected.

"Panties are prettier."

Hoarder of Pastries offered to take over the kitchen, and keep his hoard out of the bedroom.

"That is acceptable."