Summary: Someone at the university has made a very special batch of brownies for Blair and while he’s home making dinner, he decides to eat three of them. Humor ensues.
Word Count: 1060 plus recipe.
Challenge # 658: Weed
Blair was getting ready to leave the university when Callie ran up to him carrying a container of brownies.
“Hi, Blair. I made these for you and Jim. Tell him I said hello and to enjoy.”
“That’s really nice of you, Callie. I’ll make a nice dinner to go along with dessert. Thank you so much.”
“See you tomorrow, Blair.” She walked off not thinking a thing about those brownies and went in to the teacher’s lounge to get her other batch she made for a friend that had cancer. They were weed brownies. Or so she thought.
Jim pulled up into the parking lot, tired as hell and could smell the pot smell as soon as he walked into the building. That was odd. He never smelled it before. But tonight it was strong. Thank God, I don’t have to arrest anyone for weed possession.
Suddenly Jim was on their floor and the smell was coming from his loft. What the fuck? He walked over, opened up the door to a singing and dancing, Blair. Jim could see he was higher than a kite. He took off his shoulder holster and Blair called out, “Leave it on, Jim. It makes you look sexy as hell. Just leave it on. Come over here and give me a big kiss.”
Jim was in shock. He finished taking off his shoulder holster and hung it up for now. He walked over and said, “How many of these brownies did you eat, Chief?”
“Just three. I left plenty for you, big guy. Oh man, you look good enough to eat.”
“Blair, these brownies have weed in them. Did you know that?”
“Of course, they don’t. Don’t be silly. One of the teachers gave me the brownies. You know Callie, right? She wouldn’t give me brownies with weed in them. She knows I don’t eat or smoke the stuff.”
“Chief, I’m telling you, there is weed in them. The whole house stinks to high heaven. And since when do you greet me with a kiss?”
Not listening to a word Jim was saying he started over to Jim and put his arms around Jim’s waist and hugged him very close. He didn’t understand why Jim was pushing him away.
“Did you have a shitty day today, Jim?”
“No, Blair, I came home to a house that smells like weed.”
“Oh, Jim, guess what I made for dinner tonight. It’s your new favorite.”
“Spaghetti Pie? I do love that. It’s hard to smell with the brownie smell, Chief.”
“I know. The brownies smell out of this world.”
At that moment, there was a knock at the door. Jim opened and saw, Callie. “Hi, did you forget something?”
“Oh my God, did he eat some?”
“He ate three. What do I do about that?”
“Stay with him all night and don’t let him out of the house alone. I’m so embarrassed. This batch was for my neighbor who has cancer. And I gave it to Blair accidentally. I’m so sorry, Jim.”
“It’s okay. Let me get it for you.” Jim grabbed the brownies as Blair was pulling out the dinner from the oven. “Hi, Callie, what are you doing here?”
Callie traded the brownies with Jim and said, “I’m so sorry, Jim.”
“S’okay… Take these to your neighbor and I’ll eat these other ones.”
“Bye, Blair. Enjoy the brownies, sweetie.”
“I already did. Isn’t Jim sexy tonight, Callie?”
“Oh, Lord. Again, I’m so sorry, Jim.”
“Get out of here before he embarrasses you anymore.”
“Don’t hurt him okay?” Callie pleaded.
“I would never hurt him.” Then Jim leaned into her and whispered, “I’m in love with him.”
“Oh good. He loves you too. Now, have fun.” She walked out the door laughing.
“Are we going to eat or what, Jim? I’m starving. I’ve been hungry this whole time. Come cut this and put it on the table, hot stuff.”
Jim blushed and walked in and noticed that Blair had taken his jeans off. “Blair, where are your pants?”
“I threw them in my room while you were flirting with Callie. She can’t have you, you’re mine. You do know that, right?”
“I do now, Chief. Let’s eat dinner and watch the Jags tonight on TV.”
“I sort of have some other plans that include your dick and my mouth.” Blair went and joined him at the table and wondered why Jim was blushing.
“Hey, Jim. I love you.”
“I know that now, Chief. We’re going to talk about all this in the morning, okay? Tonight, it’s the Jags and talking on the sofa.”
“Why? I want to make love.”
“Chief, I’m exhausted. You don’t want me to make love when I don’t want to, do you?”
“Poor baby. I’m here for you, Jim. I’ll baby you tonight while we watch the TV. Now eat up and tell me if it’s good.”
“Blair, I already know it’s good. You make this once every two weeks for me. It’s never been bad. Now eat.”
They ate, cleaned up with Blair kissing Jim’s hand, neck and face the whole time. Jim felt like he was going to come in his pants if Blair didn’t leave him alone. The next thing he knew, Blair was leading him into the living room.
They began to watch the game and Blair was snuggling up against Jim’s body so close that Jim could hardly breathe anymore. Jim didn’t know what he was going to do, until God moved in mysterious ways and Blair fell asleep next to him, snoring like crazy.
Thank you, God. I didn’t want to turn him down tonight, but now we can discuss things tomorrow. It’s true what they say, God is good. Thank you again.”
2 chicken breasts (small) or 1 large.
1 can of chicken Broth
1 box of Cream Cheese 8oz
1 jar of white spaghetti sauce
1/2 package of shredded Mozzarella cheese
½ package of shredded Parmesan cheese
½ package of angel hair pasta
2 tablespoons of butter.
1 tablespoon of Greek Seasoning
Spray a 9x13 glass pan or baking dish of any kind and set aside.
Heat oven to 350 degrees
Chop chicken into very small pieces and put them in pan. Pour the chicken broth over it and cook on medium for about 35 minutes. Add Greek Seasoning to taste. About a tablespoon. By then it will be nice and tender. Add the cream cheese and stir until completely melted into the broth. Next, add the jar of Alfredo sauce and stir until it’s mixed well. Add two tablespoons of butter and wait until it’s melted to add the angel hair pasta. Put the pasta right into the sauce and cook it on the stove like that. Cook the pasta for about 6-8 minutes and then turn the stove off. Pour the entire thing into the 9x13 pan and add the shredded Mozzarella and Parmesan over the top and put into the oven for 30-40 minutes. The cheese will be bubbly and turn a little brown. When it’s done, take out of oven and cool for ten minutes. Then slice into good sized pieces and it’s ready to serve.