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scott the woz x reader part 3 stardust crusaders [AAO ver.]

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POV: Queen Rue Griffiths of Coasttu

I watched on with pride as my beloved child walked down the aisle. It was surprising that everyone managed to legally steal millions of dollars from Channel Awesome, to be sure, but a welcome one.

Y/N and Scott stood at the Coasttunian altar. I stood close to them, alongside Wendy's Employee and Tuler. Many of Y/N and Scott's fans paid thousands of Coasttunian dollars just to get seats, getting us more money.

"Will you, Y/N, take Scott the Woz as your eternal significant other?" asked the priest.

Y/N nodded.

"And Scott, you already know what I'm gonna ask you."

Scott blushed. "Of course."

"You may now show your signs of love with a kiss."

Then Y/N and Scott began to make out on the altar. I could see Nitro Rad trying to hold back his vomit.

// Hours later \\

POV: Scott

"Hey all, Scott here," I spoke into my phone's camera. "I'm here, I'm married, and oh fuck oh fuck I need a Nintendo 64 controller and I only have $10."

You see, I'm not much of a party person and I wanted to play some Mario Kart 64 with Wendy's Employee and Y/N, but there's only two controllers in the entire castle. What a ripoff.

"Scott," Wendy's Employee said. "Someone got you guys an N64 controller for a wedding gift." He lifted up a box wrapped in fancy white wrapping paper. Someone had written "Nintendo 64 controller" on it in Sharpie.

"Awesome!" I said, tearing open the wrapping paper. "This vlog is not sponsored by Sharpie."

I sat down in between my newly wedded spouse and Wendy's Employee.

"Great job not dying at Pop Quiz Hotshot," said Wendy's Employee. "I'm proud of you."

"Thanks. I hate dying, it gets really annoying," I said as I put in the Mario Kart 64 cartridge.

Wendy's Employee chuckled. "Tell me about it."

I almost went pale. "Oh my G- I'm so sorry. I forgot about you getting treated for it."

"It's alright. That was a pretty interesting experience."

"Speaking of interesting experiences, how was your time here in Coasttu?" Y/N asked.

Wendy's Employee grinned. "Oh, it was great! I got to explore the castle, saved a dying breed of horses from going extinct, got over my fear of rich people with help from Tuler, and have begun to appreciate the Coasttunian Wendy's chain, even if they don't have Frostys."

Y/N chuckled.

I kissed Y/N.

"I love you," I said.

"I love you too."

Wendy's Employee raised the volume of the HD TV set until the whole castle shook.