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an act of theft

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Greg didn't make a habit of nicking people's belongings. He's not Sherlock.

But just this once, he's willing to make an exception.

You stole my polaroid. -MH

It's MY polaroid.

Your daughter gave it to me, therefore I have the right to claim it as mine. -MH

And it has my face printed on it, so I'm going to destroy it.

No, don't. You look endearing in it. -MH

I like your baby face. -MH

Gregory? -MH


Please, can I have it back? -MH