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how to fall in love with a catfish: a guide by wei wuxian (disaster rat) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 May 2020
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Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.
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Ahhhhhhhhh soo cute
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i read this entire thing without a break and almost forgot to cook the rice before my mom came home so you know it’s good
literally the best thing ever and i know i say this for everything but omfg it made me so gfjdksn ehsjsjhehejshsb. you know? it was great i loved it
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Satisfying Wangxian cinderella story. Poor student Wei Ying and real celebrity Lan Wangji/ Lan Zhan meet on Tinder. They fall in love. Wei Ying thinks LWJ’s profile is fake, nothing but a catfish.