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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    "On a basic level he already knew that he was in love with the catfish. This, however, is not the basic level. This is a level so far beyond logic and rationale that the sheer act of watching the video a second time shattered something inside Wei Wuxian like, spiritually. He hasn’t blinked in several minutes. He can’t even feel the dryness.

    'What to do,' Wei Wuxian murmurs, 'if you are hurtling your way towards becoming completely feral. Like rabid. Absolutely foaming at the mouth insane.'

    'Just let it happen, man,' another suffering student mumbles beside him, clearly in the same boat or at least getting there. She nods at his phone. 'Give yourself five minutes and then get back to it. Time yourself if you need to.'"

    I'm not even half way through this yet but I need to bookmark this. I've literally never laughed more in my life. I've had to stop reading multiple times as I laughed uncontrollably.

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    i cackled thru most of this then i cried then i smiled so hard i felt like i would die and im so so so so happy i got this it’s so so fucking amazing im. WEI YING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DISASTER KING I LOVE YOUUU

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