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Taxidermy of You and Me (ON HIATUS ;A;)

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Do you see that thing on Facebook where there is a photo of someone being kidnapped and blindfolded? It says something along the lines of “you are at gunpoint, the cast of the last show will save you, will you survive?” Because as I writer for the local paper’s food section, never did I ever imagine that there would come a point in my life when someone would be pointing a gun on my head in some abandoned park tunnel. I have now realized that: A) time is too short to be thinking about some show, B) all I think is how I should not have given away my lucky charm to some stranger , and c) I should have kissed that dork last night when I had the chance.