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Creepypasta OCs from 2015: The Group Chat

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Laughing Jess has created a new group chat with Emily, Frankessica, and ZG.

 

Emily: sex

 

Laughing Jess: thanks emily, lovely first contribution

 

Emily: I do my best, it’s an honest living

 

Laughing Jess: fair, fair

 

Frankessica: I wanna be an e-girl

 

Emily: I wanted to be a doctor now look where we are

 

Laughing Jess: I wanna be an eeeee-girlllll babbbyyyyy

 

Emily: I am going to slaughter you with my bare hands

 

Laughing Jess: kinky 🗡

 

ZG: hello (✿◠‿◠)

 

Emily: Hello c h ï l d ☆

 

Laughing Jess: there's only one thing worse than a rapist-

 

Emily: Laughing jack

 

Laughing Jess: yes. a literal child. ronnie radke you forgot your son?..!

 

Frankessica: guys my toe stitches came undone

 

Emily: Oh! Snacks!

 

Laughing Jess: oH NO QUICK GET THE SKIN BOWL ☆

 

Emily: MHMGBMM SKIN TIME SKIN TIME

 

Frankessica: NO I WAS SAVING THEM AS A SNACK FOR LATER

 

ZG: smart!

 

Emily: Aww alrighty, I respect you’re toes

 

Emily: I will not munch uptown them

 

Frankessica: S I M P

 

Laughing Jess: don't you mean grossman ☆

 

Frankessica: shit you right

 

Laughing Jess: of course I'm right. I hold all of the knowledge in the world

 

Emily: Nah he’s a chad, he ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-banged-cucked Franky ☆

 

Laughing Jess: LMAO I GOT THAT ON CAMERA ☆

 

Emily: SCW E E T

 

Frankessica: I found Frankie in a dumpster and he kinda followed me home. That's how I met him. He's a fucking dumpster rat tbh. Sometimes hes still in one looking for fellow rats to eat

 

Emily: You don’t have a boyfriend you have a pet rat

 

Frankessica: Yeah sometimes I wake up to him trying to eat my toesies like cocktail weenies

 

Laughing Jess changed Frankessica's nickname to rat fucker

 

ZG: jess please I am a literal child I do not need to witness such monstrous content

 

Laughing Jess: AND "EAT MY TOESIES LIKE COCKTAIL WEENIES" IS FINE?!?!?! BITCH YOU LITERALLY CANNIBALIZE PEOPLE ALIVE

 

rat fucker: That's what rat man tried tell you that one time but you didn't listen

 

ZG: DON'T REMIND ME

 

Emily: When I first moved into the slender Manson I half expected it to be a constant orgy ngl

 

rat fucker: That's how we all wish it could be but we can't all have what we wish for

 

Laughing Jess: well I mean. it's basically a neverending orgy, we just all tap out at different times

 

Laughing Jess: don't even wanna guess how many STDs jeff and laughing jack have

 

ZG: I am so glad I don't live there

 

Emily: Goddamn Masky didn’t approve my idea for “no pants tuesday” Jeff thought it was a splendid idea, not Masky thou, he didn’t like the idea fucking buzzkill

 

rat fucker: Last I checked, someone ripped off his dick in the first place.

 

Emily: Laughing Jack has enough STDs to turn you into a demon clown just by coming in contact with his blood

 

Emily, replying to "Last I checked, someone…": Ah that would explain it

 

rat fucker: Isn't that what happened to both of y'all?

 

Emily: Yes

 

Emily: Well I’m his bio daughter like the normal way

 

Laughing Jess: laughing jack can do a plethora of things by just coming

 

Emily: How the hell would you know that

 

Laughing Jess: 👉👈 ☆

 

Emily: GOD DAMN JUGGALOS

 

rat fucker: Y'all are a wild ass bunch of crack heads

 

Laughing Jess: you're one to talk

 

Emily: I live off ginger cake and the crushed dreams of children

 

Emily: Plenty of both around here

 

Emily: For now

 

ZG: actually I think I'm the only decently innocent one here

 

rat fucker: ZG you live with Rat man and I. You're about as innocent as a subtle sex joke in a kids cartoon.

 

Emily: Granny fucking bit me

 

Emily: *frinny

 

Emily: *gring

 

Emily: THE CAT

 

ZG: at least it's legally not my fault if anything bad happens

 

Laughing Jess: lmao dumb bjtch, thinking we accept the law

 

Laughing Jess, replying to "THE CAT": lol you deserved that

 

rat fucker, replying to "Granny fucking bit me…": I thought you meant Slender for a moment there. He a fuckin old ass prune

 

Emily: He can't bite he has now moth

 

rat fucker: Cut one for him

 

Emily: Does slender man have teeth

 

Emily: Like are hey internal?

 

Laughing Jess: yes ;) ☆

 

rat fucker: Under his skin flap yes

 

Emily: Can I have them?

 

Emily: SKIN FLAP?!?

 

rat fucker: You open the skin flap and reach in to extract the teeth

 

Emily: O h

 

rat fucker: Its under is chin like a skin suit

 

Emily: You must peel the man

 

rat fucker: Like a watermelon

 

Emily: How the fuck do you peel watermelon

 

rat fucker: Very carefully

 

Emily: Good answer.

 

Emily: Iineantbfish

 

Emily: I want fij

 

Emily: Fish

 

rat fucker: And I want to replace my eyes with my toes

 

Emily: I can assist

 

rat fucker: Kinky. I didn't know you were into toe stuff

 

Emily: Who isn’t? 😩

 

rat fucker: Masky

 

Emily: Masks isn’t into anything remotely fun

 

Laughing Jess , replying to "Who isn't? 😩" : probably lost silver I'd imagine. would be difficult

 

Emily: He as a mouth doesn’t he? He can suck toes still don’t be ableist

 

Laughing Jess: only one way to find out!

 

ZG, replying to "Who isn't? 😩": I am most certainly not

 

Laughing Jess: and you are most certainly boring

 

rat fucker, replying to "Masks isn't into anything…": I heard he's into having chocolate syrup licked off him tho ☆

 

Emily: I was winderinh what all those bottles of chocolate  where about

 

rat fucker: Ask Hoodie or that one bitch

 

Emily: OH ZADDDY

 

Laughing Jess: never say that again