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    “Scott, please, Scotty, I need you!” Stiles whispered urgently into his cell phone. “She just moved in next door.”

    “I don’t see the problem,” Scott’s tinny voice said. “So say good morning to her in the hallway tomorrow.”

    “Scott,” Stiles snapped. “You don’t get it. She’s thinks I’m married. She thinks I have a kid.”

    “Why would she think that?” Scott’s voice was innocently puzzled.

    (Or the one where Stiles lies about being a family man to get a job and must enlist the help of model Derek Hale when his new boss moves in next door.)

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  2. 17 Aug 2019

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    Oh my god AHHAHAHAHAHAH!
    This was brilliant! So funny 🤣

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    woah, this is hilariously cute

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    “Aww, Allison, I’m the best thing? I knew you loved me. We’ll run away together! Leave Scott in Rome. He’ll never find his way home! Our new life awaits us, dear Ally.”

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    “That’s why I called,” Stiles shot back. “Scott and Vicki need to come over ASAP.”

    “And do what?”

    “Pretend to be my family?”

    There was a long pause and then Allison sighed. “You want my husband and daughter to come pretend to be your husband and daughter?”

    “Yes?” It sounded ridiculous even to Stiles’s ears, which, honestly, were used to ridiculousness by now.

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