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CHAPTER 07: Eight Kingdom VS Reds and Blues
In the kingdom Rad.
Hours: 21:12.
"Where the hell am I?" Grif said in an annoyed tone and is in an alley and looks around the place that is a dirty street and there were rats. "What is this place?"He said before taking a step and finds the street where there are few people passing by. people look at Grif and mutter about the look.
"What are you looking at me?" Grif said annoyed when he was observed by medieval civilians "Where I am. I remember the last time this dark elf woman used magic and that stupid Doc used the rubic cube. Do not tell me, i travel to another dimension .I hope not to find where there is no pizza, if there is pizza fromdiet. that is it, I'm going to kill myself or throw myself in the lake "Grif said reluctantly and finds a bar that is open.
"I guess I'll go for a drink or eat ..." Grif said before entering the tavern door.
In the Ansur kingdom.
"Where are we?" Church said looking around and looking across "Tex?"
"Church ... look!" Tex points out to civilians that they are dwarves but the vast majority are women. "Why are there dwarfs?"
"Hey, we're not dwarfs. We're the halfing race!" One of the angry girl shouts.
"Hey where are we?" Church said asking another civilian.
"They are in Ansur ... and you golems who are you?"Halfing said the girl and looks at the armor and approaches "You have a rather interesting and unknown armor." She said with interest and looks at the weapon that was stuck on the back "What is that?"
"Wow they have elements rare," said the halfling girls. All halfing draws their attention to the two soldiers.
"Hey!" Screams Tex. "Don't touch that!"
Everyone approaches admiring the design of the armor and also the weapons. Tex could no longer. Take out the DMR gun and lift it up.
BANG
BANG
All the halflings are scared by the two loud rumblings of the strange weapon and they leave in a hurried way.
"Tex shouldn't get that way. They're girls," Church said challenging Tex.
"Look well," Tex said, pointing to a halfling who is kneeling in fright.
"She looks like a girl," Church said regardless of anything.
"Nnn ... I'm not a girl ... I'm a woman .." She said scared.
"Eh?!" Church shouts in shock "How old are you?"
"I'm 50 years old ..." She responds scared and gets up running away from the two outsiders.
"WHAT FUCKING IS THIS? !"Church shouts shocked. "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS A HIGH-AGED WOMAN !?"
"First the tail. Normally humans have no hairy tail. Second. Girls do not expose their skins wearing shorts and also their breasts ..." Tex said giving details and comparison. "I guess it's the dwarves?"
"Dwarves?" Church said. "Are there many dwarfs?" Look around the place.
"Maybe we have to leave the city. We don't want to call attention to these guards," Tex said before walking. Church follows.
but in the back there is a Halfing that is half beast and dwarf. a girl with curly brown hair with red eyes, was wearing a green cape that reached halfway to her thighs, another dark green cape short over the long one, the cape tied with a rope that at each end had aWhite pompo, brown boots, a green beret that had a hanging pompom on each side, the only thing that covered it was its intimacy with a small piece of metal as if it were part of an armor, not counting that it was technically naked, without fail a small tail. it's Luu-luu The Princess of the Seven Shield Alliances.
"Two strangers scaring my people huh ... I see you need a great talk with me," he said before following him to the two outsiders.
In the northern kingdom.
"For all the Sam hill !" Sarge shouts surprised to be transported by magic. "What kind of place is this !"shouts sarge when Seeing the great castle that looks similar to that of the demon king's castle. In the sky it is red like a blood. Sarge was pale and petrified .. "I can't believe it. Don't tell me I died from the explosion of that elf !"
"Hey, what's up!" Donut said cheerfully.
"No ... it can ... be ... I'm ...in.. the ... Hell!" Sarge shouts in fright and starts running around "COMPLAIN!, SUBSTITUTE FORGIVENESS !I HAVE SIN!"
"Sarge calm down" Donut tries to calm his sergeant.
"I have to feel miserable and shout mercy to God to let me into heaven. I don't want to suffer in this hell!"
"You're not in hell Sarge"
"REPENT, REPENT !, REPENT!" Screams Angry.
"Oh god ..." Donut shakes his head annoyed with a sigh.
"Hey!" A female voice shouts. The two turn their heads that finds a dark elf woman with blue hair. "What are they doing in the northern kingdom and why are they standing in front of the castle entrance !"
"It's hell blue woman!shouts Sarge.
"You are in hell, strangers. If you are the knights of Eostia, your punishment is death!" The elf guard shouts. "Intruders!"
In the wall of the castle about 50 archers appear suddenly and is armed with bows and reload an arrow in each and point to Sarge and Donut.
"Oh God..."
"That ... is ... a ... War !" Shouts Sarge raising the shotgun.
BUM
"GHAAA !" The archer shouts in pain.
"Sarge nothing to kill !"Donut shouts.
"It's a salva bullet ..." Sarge said and check his ammo bag that has 40 real cartridges and 50 salva cartridges. "We will enter the castle of the devil and we will take the fortress. TO CHARGE!"
"That won't work out well ...Donut said and started following him. the archers recover their composure and raise the arches.
"KILL THESE TWO INTRUSES!" Shouts the dark elven archers.
In the Thorne
we see Simmons who is handcuffed in his hands and is kneeling before the great priestess called Kaguya who is dressed in her normal dress since he is nervous and ashamed to see the dress that was exposed to the lower part of the body.
"I see you nervous intruder. But I want you to answer the question before sending me to the dungeon," Kaguya said in a serious tone "Are you a wizard?"
"Eh ... Nno" Simmons said shyly and looks at the floor "I am a human ..."
"Then why did you appear in the middle of the sky and fell into the sacred thermal bath. Above you appeared in the middle of a violet flash. I suppose you are a magician so tell me the truth and I will forgive your life," Kaguya said in an unkind tone .
"Ttt ... I'm telling you the truth. I'm not a wizard ..I am a human with a problem with women ...I'm 25 years old and I'm still a rookie with women and I don't have much luck but I was teleported by a mage elf who calls herself queen of the dark elves but a nurse threw a cube that crashed teleportation. It must be that all my friends went to different places. but That was a great misunderstanding, I would never spy on a beautiful priestess like you. so we can talk civilly." Simmons said talking fast and nervous at the same time.
Kaguya was little confused of what the intruder said. but she to observe the intention of the man is completely innocent but she had a little blush when she heard what he said. * I would never spy on a beautiful priestess like you *. "What's your name..."
"I'm Richard Dick Simmons," he said in a robot voice but inside he is nervous. Some warriors laughed giggling at the name of Dick. "E-everyone tells me simmons!" Simmons said nervously and embarrassed.
"Simmons where are you really from?"
"But before I answer the question. Is that part of the place I am?"
"You are in my Thorne kingdom on behalf of the country Eostia."
"Ah, I'm still here ... maybe my friends are going to look for me ... I need to take a breath to think and find a way to communicate with my friends."
Simmons lifts his finger and rises towards the exit and the warriors blocks the exit and becomes defensive against Simmons. "Maybe I will go out the window ..." Simmons looks back to find the warriors in defense position.
"Eh ... girls ... you could lower weapons is that they are making me very nervous .." Simmons said nervously. "I really don't want ..." Simmons looks at Kaguya. She stares at Simmons causing him to get more nervous."H-e-l-p" He whispered swallowing the saliva.
outside the great sanctuary.
"Where are we?" Tucker said looking around "Am I in Japan?"
"Mmm? ... Maybe we are in Korea?" Sister said deducing.
"I say we are in Japan," Tucker said and looks at sister.
"Korea" Sister says back.
"Japan!"
"Korea!"
"Japan!"
"Korea!"
"WE'RE IN J-A-P-A-N !" Tucker said giving a deduction.
"We're in Korea,!" Sister said.
"SHUT UP, WE WANT TO SLEEP.!" A villager shouts out of the window in the nearby house.
"Hey we're in Japan or Korea!" Screams Tucker.
"They're in Thorne. Shut up you mouths. morons !" the villager shouts and closes the window.
"Thorne?" Sister and Tucker said confused.
"Mmm ... we have to communicate with the others ..." Tucker said and contacts the radio in his helmet. "Here Tucker ..."
at the base of the reds and blues.
Vick is tracking the other soldiers and draws a map that draws Alice's sudden drawing and prints it on the computer screen.
"Let's see. Here Vick are some of you online and tell me your status?Vick said trying to communicate the reds and blues.
[Here Washington in a stable state. I'm with Carolina]
[Here Sarge and I am kicking butts to the dark elves that there is an ugly castle. HEY DON'T CLOSE TO YOU BLACK !] they heard the shots.
[That was racist] It was Donut's voice.
[Here Locus. I'm with Olga and that blonde. in state: Fighting with those two.]
[Show your damn Human face !] Shout a female voice. [I have to hang up.]
[Here Tex and Church are in a city of dwarfs that is Ansur and we are trying to find the exit] Church said in annoying tone.
[Hey you two!] Shouts a female voice that isn't from Tex.
[Shit another brat!] Tex screams annoying.
[I'm not brat !]
[THUMMMMP !]
[Here ... Simmons I'm in a temple ... full of women ... and nec ...]
[Who are you talking to?] A female voice said.
[With anyone] Simmons said shyly.
[Here Tucker and I am with Sister and We are in a type of Japan or something but we are in Thorne] Tucker said [And there are many women ... and you are an actress or model. Pow-Chicka-Bow-Bow.]
[SLAP.]
[Degenerate!. Guards THERE ARE TWO PERVERTED !] It was the voice of a woman.
[Hey, I'm a woman too] Sister said.
[You are his accomplice!]
[Hey, I'm your partner too!] Sister said.
[I don't know you ugly!]
[Who do you say ugly !?] [
[Uhh catfight!] Tucker said and listens to some discussions. [Better I will hang up so I will take some pictures!]
"TUCKER !" Vick screams. "listen to me I have located them all. Carolina and Wash are close to Ken. and Caboose is in the Ken kingdom. Simmons you are with Tucker and Sister. Locus you are with Sarge and Donut in the Garan. "Vick said and saw the target location that is quite far from the Garan kingdom.
"Meta can you hear me"
[I'm going back to the base and I find a nest of wolves]
"Can you get to the base?"
[Now I'm riding in a giant wolf]
"WHOA !" Vick shouts surprised "You're amazing!"
[Thank you. in an hour or two I will be at the base to pick up the pelican]
[Listen to me all. wash and I will rescue Caboose. Tucker and Sister rescue simmons. Sarge and Donut go to help Locus. by certain where is Grif, Lopez and Dr. Gray.]Said Carolina.
[El gordo esta en el bar bebiendo junto con la chica pelirroja que recien la conocio]The fat man is in the bar drinking with a woman of red hair that circled met her.] Lopez said.
[Lopez looks for Grif and takes him out of the city. We don't want those enemies to interrogate him !] Shouts Sarge angrily.
[Agree] [Understood]
"God where is Dr. Gray and Doc?" Vick said trying to communicate them
In the Geofu
"Oh god. I'm lost ..." Dr. Gray said looking around. "Eh ... Vick I need an immediate extraction"
[Just wait an hour]
"Shit..."Gray growls looks around and finds a large church.
"Help please!" A woman shouts who is bringing a sick child who coughed heavily in her arms and begged the royal knight to avoid passing. "My son is dying!"
"Madam there are no spaces. There are no healers now!"
"Please do something!" She begs to the Knight. Dr. Gray approaches the mother.
"Madam. Let me see your son," she said kindly.
"Who are you?" The woman said doubtfully.
"I'm Dr. Gray." She introduces himself and touches the boy's forehead. "Hmmm is he feverish. Since when did he pass?"
"A week ago and he grabbed an attack."
"Put it on your side" Gray orders the mother.
"What?"
"Do you want to save your son or not?" Gray asks.
"Yes"
Gray strips the boy in torso and injects a serum into his neck. "Come on, kid..."gray caresses the chest to breathe until the child stops coughing and breathes well.
"Mommy.."
"Son!" The mother hugs her son. "How do I have to pay you?" The mother cries with joy and thanks Gray.
"You're welcome. I don't need"
"Wait a moment. Can you cure?" asks a Knight.
"Obviously, yes. I'm a doctor," Gray said proudly.
"We need your miracle to heal the wounded!" Said the knight.
"First of all. I want you to let the woman and son come in with me and also the other people who are sick."
"But..."
"Do it!"
"Okay Madam!"
"Well, let's get to work," Gray said adjusting the glove.
In the Rad.
"Hahahahaaha !" A female laugh was from a redheaded woman. "You're funny"
"Thanks I'm Cool ~" Grif said drinking beer. "It's the best beer of all!"
"I can't believe you're a great drinker and you can't fall for a single foot. You drank a 10 mug of beers!" Said a blond-haired man. "Oh, I lost the bet. What kind of man are you?"
"I am a human friend. I am Dexter Grif !" Grif said proudly. "By the way I forgot their names. Who are they?"
"I'm Hick. The right hand of the leader of the black dogs"
"I am Maia. The queen of black dogs"
"Oh, I'm glad to meet you," Grif said kindly.