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[chan and his seven babies]

jisung
aaaaaaaa
thas so weidr
omg hahsgdjdgsfga

jeongin
uuh,..

chan
jisung, what's going on?

seungmin
are you drunk

jisung
an what abuot ti??????

minho
ok he's definitely drunk

jisung
AAAAAAAAAAA
lololol
but its tso weiiiiiridrd

minho
what's weird, jisungie?

jisung
like
its liek, THERE, yknow?

changbin
what's there?

jisung
yknow
me
i exisst
in lieek aa phsyialcl form yknow?
lik i haveew this shpae that is me that oter pejuolple can seee an its reayllly weidrd

jeongin
what do u mean it's weird?
everyone has a body

jisung
u dont''' getit
cauese u likee youer body

chan
are you saying you don't like yours?

jisung
ahahhahahahha

chan
is that a yes or a no

jisung
ooooh
i dint thikn itwas a qeutstion
of couarsee

seungmin
is that an "of course i like my body" or more like a general "of course"

jisung
what the fuuuuuck

changbin
of course that's his first sentence without a typo

jisung
i meaeant of cuaorse i dont laieke my body haahahaha
no no no
no likey body tiihihiihihihi

changbin
...

chan
he's drunk, we should wait until tomorrow to deal with this
also where is felix? weren't they out together?

jisung
flexi
more liké BITCH

chan
dont call people names
why are you calling him bitch?

jisung
bcase thta BITCH leaved me :((((((((((((
look im so saadh :((((((((((((((((

changbin
jisungie, where are you?

jeongin
and where is felix?

jisung
im aolone :(
and fexil s goign hoem

chan
where are you alone? where did he leave you?

jisung
on tihs fackign benhc in ths fffuckin park
park
park jimni
thats a person
ahahhahahhahahhahaha

minho
i think i know which park he's talking about
sungie, stay where you are, i'm picking you up

jisung
oooh

minho
i'll be there in ten

jisung
yare rly pickig me up
thas weird

changbin
oh yes, it's so weird that we care about you when we're literally your boyfriends :)

jisung
sounds fke but ok

chan
the part about us caring about you or the part about us being your boyfriends?

jeongin
probably both

jisung
bothe

jeongin
called it

seungmin
why is it so unbelievable that we care about you?

jisung
i geesssu
geuss
guss
gueesss
juts becus im me, yknow
an u guays r u

seungmin
is that meant to say guys or gays?

jeongin
either one works tbh

jisung
aand its liek we com from difenrent wourdls
where u guays aare at thte top and iam at the bottotm

chan
jisungie...
That's not true

jisung
lol huauang ure funny
is sjust that im kidnof mena

seungmin
translation please

jeongin
"it's just that I'm kind of mean"

changbin
What do you mean?

chan
you're not mean! you always care for us

jisung
i mena im mean to me
u know
mean to mmyself
an then im sadf because i think mean thibgs and its rlaly hurrful :(
i make me so asad :(

chan
jisungie, do you want to talk when you get home?

jisung
oooh sos addeh
no talkkgn
shhh dont gonan tell my sevret

seungmin
what's your secret?

jisung
shhh dont tell anyoen

seungmin
i won't tell anyone sungie, i promise

jisung
okaya
shhhh i havent had dinenr

changbin
WHAT
It's 11 pm, why haven't you had dinner?

jisung
or lucnhr
... shhhchh dont tell them

changbin
did you have breakfast at least?

jisung
...
i maybhave had an apllep??

jeongin
did you or did you not?

jisung
ok i had hafl of an aplle

chan
And that's all you've eaten this whole day?!
how are you still standing?

jisung
im lirelaly not???
im siitng down on thsi bench :)

chan
why, baby?

jisung
cause i don wanan stand uP

seungmin
i think hyung meant to ask why you haven't eaten?

jisung
ooh
i meamn, i just dont weant to eat
ili eke ::::::::::::::::))

chan
jisungie honey, why don't you wanna eat?

jisung
i liek beign hunry i guesss
can u be adixted to felings?? i think im adicted to being hugry
i hate fbeing full. dont wanna do taht. being hungry iso muc better even thuhg it hurts
but i gues i t doesnt matter cuase loking in the miror hurts much more lol

chan
oh baby
thank you for telling us that
we'll talk more when you aren't drunk, okay?

jisung
oakya :)):):)

minho
just got to the park
i think i see you

jisung
wahahahaaaaah
hyungngg :(((

minho
we'll be back home in 10

jeongin
felix just called seungmin hyung so we're gonna go meet him
apparently he got an uber

chan
okay
and just for the record, that talking thing includes everyone, okay?
we'll talk tomorrow

changbin
first thing in the morning

minho
maybe not the first thing, cause like...
i think these two need a few decades worth of rest before anything
if felix is in any similar state as jisungie rn, at least

chan
yeah, you're right
sleep