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In Touch Showbiz News
@intouchweekly
Geralt Rivia seen entering gym with MYSTERY WOMAN, sources say Jaskier DEVASTATED about split 9:45 AM - 28 February 2020 10.5K 15.3K

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<3 Jas stan
@tossedmycoin55
Omg I’m crying no no noooo (╥﹏╥) 10:02 AM - 28 February 2020 2 11

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Eliz Kahn
@EJ_KahnPhD
Geraskier is dead love isn't real life is meaningless this is just like my parents divorce all over again 10:04 AM - 28 February 2020 14 34

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Allegra Moore
@mooreteaplz
#JaskierBreakup I hope you’re okay, we’re all sending you all our love!!! 10:06 AM - 28 February 2020 8 51

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Jaskier
@bardofficial
It’s a difficult time, everyone, but I’m getting through it.

10:10 AM - 28 February 2020 6.1K 37K

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Jaskier
@bardofficial
No but seriously @ShrikeStuntCo is a beloved family friend and not a threat to my marriage apart from the fact she IS because Geralt only knows BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE who could EVAPORATE ME. 10:11 AM - 28 February 2020 1.8K 7K

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Renfri Creyden
@ShrikeStuntCo
Don’t be silly! I wouldn’t evaporate you! I’d destroy you on a particle level! 10:22 AM - 28 February 2020 65 280

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Jaskier
@bardofficial
Hot, at least buy me dinner first. 10:24 AM - 28 February 2020 1.9K 4.5K

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Renfri Creyden
@ShrikeStuntCo
Didn’t you hear I’m taken? 10:37 AM - 28 February 2020 244 1K




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Theydies & Gentlethem
@inb4enb4
Jaskier’s Butchers Bride versus The Decemberists’ Crane Wife, who’d win 7:26 PM - 1 March 2020 521 2.6K

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Michkalyn
@MRossa_lyn
Why would they fight, they’re in love 8:13 PM - 1 March 2020 9K 14K




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Jaskier Lyrics Bot
@HourlyJaskierLyrics
Sooted marrow and tarnished steel
A dragon’s burn is slow to heal
11:00 AM - 2 March 2020 6.3K 19.8K




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Mike French
@spin_ning_discs
Vinyl will always have a place in the music industry but why on earth do some artists release new music on cassette? Like yeah the aesthetic but tf are you going to play that on?? 3:01 PM - 4 March 2020 7 33

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Jaskier
@bardofficial
I did think about it! But I already play a lute, so I felt like one aggressively outmoded form of technology was enough. 5:48 PM - 4 March 2020 1K 1.8K




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Prof. Erik Kleible
@dr_e_kleible
#CollegeApps time. Personal statement for my poli sci course. ‘I first became politically engaged with the local governance of my home state, Montana, through the critically acclaimed song Mountain Slide.’ …What. 11:31 PM - 5 March 2020 18 79




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Jaskier
@bardofficial
I have, before now, been described as a Tamagotchi. If people aren’t paying attention to me I will probably die. 2:49 PM - 8 March 2020 13K 57K




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Hannahoney
@honeynutfearios
Jas stan fam have we collectively also opened our hearts to his stuntwoman friend now? Bc not to be a lesbian but I’m chronologically working my way through her IMDB 3:10 AM - 10 March 2020 349 2.1K




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I’m a Jaskier Rivia stan first and a person second
@whitewolfpackleader
My favourite song off of #TossACoin. It really does have it all… visceral body horror… breakup angst… erotic asphyxiation…

8:26 PM - 10 March 2020 332 1.1K




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STREAM TOSS A COIN
@bandanadom
Concept: prayer candle with an image of @bardofficial in all his saintly glory. There’s sun rays and his heart is bleeding. Text reads: YOU NEED A NAP. 6:19 PM - 11 March 2020 2.4K 8.1K




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Teen Vogue
@TeenVogue
Exclusive interview with @bardofficial! What advice does Jaskier give our readers? "Create. Love freely. Buy good moisturiser." tnvge.co/h3FXnNo 12:15 PM - 12 March 2020 5.5K 13.3K




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Jaskier
@bardofficial
Contrary to popular opinion Geralt isn’t my trophy husband. Truthfully, I’m his. One time he put me on top of a cupboard and I genuinely could not get down. 9:01 PM - 13 March 2020 8K 27K




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Maple Music Mashups!
@MusicMapleYT
New mashup! Jaskier’s Her Sweet Kiss / 3OH!3 feat. Kesha’s My First Kiss. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ If you like it, please subscribe! 11:28 PM - 13 March 2020 622 4.1K




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Allegra Moore
@mooreteaplz
Just lost my absolute mind when I saw a split second of Geralt in the corner of Jaskier’s Snap story. Like, a sliver of arm. I feel like a Victorian maiden. 1:17 PM - 18 March 2020 9 42

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brill
@easternwestan
can’t prove this but i'm 80% i just saw that bard dude in heart shaped sunglasses blasting lana del rey out a prius 5:26 PM - 18 March 2020 88 181

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[TV STATIC]
@anenymous
people think opposites attract is like 'shes quiet and hes mean' when in reality what opposites attract should mean is @bardofficial and his hot recluse husband 5:26 PM - 18 March 2020 102 659