[dreamsmp3 created a group]
dreamsmp3: is this thing on
prideandprejudice2005: Is this all of us?
goldfinches: Oh, hell.
ceo.oflesbian: oh hellooo theo >:^)
dreamsmp3: catfight? so early?
goldfinches: Catfight? Really, Boris?
ribsbylorde: don’t make me tap the sign
strawberryblondmp3: no flirting in the chat lads
burninghill: LAURIEEE NOO
ribsbylorde: i’m fucking dead holy shit
ceo.ofpiano: you did it! you killed him!
dreamsmp3: you are all so annoying
ceo.oflesbian: boris. you are lucky i am so merciful.
goldfinches: What in the hell are you guys talking about?
ceo.oflesbian: boom roasted
goldfinches: I will leave. I’ll do it.
dreamsmp3: don’t do that to laurie!
prideandprejudice2005: (Don’t do that to Boris.)
burninghill: PLEASE. do not do this to me tonight
ceo.oflesbian: yuh oh. we coming out on main?
ceo.ofpiano: eduardo didn’t come out?
burninghill: EDUARDO DIDN’T COME OUT.
prideandprejudice2005: Oh, so that’s allowed? We’re allowing that?
dreamsmp3: is tuesday night?
burninghill: boris you cannot be drunk
dreamsmp3: no! what i cannot make a joke?
goldfinches: Stop talking about that movie.
ceo.oflesbian: boo hoo
strawberryblondmp3: anyone in this thread smoke weed
prideandprejudice2005: No one answer that.
ceo.ofpiano: drugs are bad for you!
goldfinches: Had no idea.
ceo.oflesbian: theo isn’t allowed to talk to beth anymore i’ve just decided
goldfinches: I was joking!
ceo.oflesbian: gun emoji stay back slut
dreamsmp3: theo is not a slut
goldfinches: Thanks for defending my honor, Boris.
dreamsmp3: of course! what else are friends for?
burninghill: huh? what? where am i.
strawberryblondmp3: boris you’re such a genuine motherfucker
dreamsmp3: thank you!
strawberryblondmp3: see what i mean!
ceo.oflesbian: yes yes we all love boris
dreamsmp3: oh! i love all of you too!
ribsbylorde: all of us…. like every one of us…..
prideandprejudice2005: That is intentionally leading!
goldfinches: What is that leading into?
burninghill: none of you say a fucking word
goldfinches: I think they’re conspiring against us, Boris.
ceo.ofpiano: we would never
ceo.oflesbian: i would
strawberryblondmp3: we (jo excluded) would never
ribsbylorde: jo isn’t that homophobic
ribsbylorde: boris isn’t straight!
dreamsmp3: this is true
burninghill: yes but you know that’s not what you meant >:(
ceo.oflesbian: i think it’s about time we have this conversation…..
strawberryblondmp3: and we’re moving on
prideandprejudice2005: We can do this another day.
goldfinches: I don’t like what any of you are suggesting.
ceo.ofpiano: this groupchat has barely existed for an hour and it’s already a mess. i love it
ribsbylorde: you’re welcome!
ceo.oflesbian: hey i deserve a little credit
ceo.ofpiano: as a treat
strawberryblondmp3: as a treat
goldfinches: I have work tomorrow.
ceo.ofpiano: goodnight theo !!
strawberryblondmp3: we’ll keep an eye on boris
ceo.oflesbian: no promises
prideandprejudice2005: Talk to you tomorrow, Theo. I should probably turn in too.
burninghill: awe :( goodnight you guys
[dreamsmp3 + goldfinches]
dreamsmp3: you okay potter?
goldfinches: Yes, I’m fine. I do actually have work in the morning.
dreamsmp3: just making sure! goodnight potter! love you
goldfinches: You too.
[goldfinches + ceo.ofpiano]
goldfinches: Remind me to talk to you about something tomorrow.
ceo.ofpiano: okay weirdo
ceo.ofpiano: sleep well! <3
goldfinches: :) <3
[dreamsmp3 + strawberryblondmp3]
dreamsmp3: is normal to tell friends i love you right?
dreamsmp3: okay that is what i thought
strawberryblondmp3: if you’re looking for advice on how to behave like a human i’d suggest going to meg she’s much more well adjusted
dreamsmp3: you don’t give yourself enough credit you are a very good man
strawberryblondmp3: thank you boris :’’
dreamsmp3: talk to you tomorrow laurie!
strawberryblondmp3: talk to you tomorrow :)
[ribsbylorde + strawberryblondmp3]
ribsbylorde: love of my life
ribsbylorde: i can hear you playing music and like. are you okay
strawberryblondmp3: YES i’m fine just working on a playlist
strawberryblondmp3: oh my phone is connected to the speaker. that is why.
ribsbylorde: dummy. what kind of playlist?
strawberryblondmp3: uh….. maybe a um… makeout type of playlist
ribsbylorde: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE PREDATORY WASP OF THE PALISADES IS OUT TO GET US! THEN?????????
strawberryblondmp3: because it’s about the vibes? perfect makeout song
ribsbylorde: that is such a garbage opinion
[group: mitski fan club]
strawberryblondmp3: settling this once and for all
ribsbylorde: oh my god
strawberryblondmp3: best makeout song go
ribsbylorde: most other songs besides what you suggested
strawberryblondmp3: come here and say that to my face!
ribsbylorde: i’m painting i am busy
ceo.ofpiano: you said predatory wasps didn’t you
dreamsmp3: after hours by velvet underground. easy.
ribsbylorde: that song is so sad!
prideandprejudice2005: You guys are making out to music? Grow up.
ceo.oflesbian: WE GET IT YOU’RE MARRIED
burninghill: marceline by willow
ceo.ofpiano: you touch my hair i’m playing on your bass….
dreamsmp3: that’s a euphemism, right? i’m not crazy or gross?
strawberryblondmp3: not in this case no
ceo.oflesbian: theo’s gonna beat your ass
strawberryblondmp3: honestly i would like to see him try.
prideandprejudjce2005: He could.
ribsbylorde: he could
dreamsmp3: he could
dreamsmp3: he called me crazy and gross did he not
goldfinches: Hobie wants to know what’s making my phone have a seizure.
goldfinches: I would never fight Laurie.
strawberryblondmp3: i have one friend in this chat apparently
goldfinches: Slow down. You did call Boris crazy and gross.
strawberryblondmp3: IT WAS A JOKE
strawberryblondmp3: i can’t stand you people
dreamsmp3: thank you potter :)
ribsbylorde: i can’t believe none of you have said i wanna be yours by arctic monkeys
goldfinches: Wait, I don’t like the name of this group.
ceo.oflesbian: oh i forgot you’re straight
ribsbylorde: ABSOLUTE CRICKETS
prideandprejudice2005: Well Jo, at least you’re trying. I guess.
burninghill: this chat has aged me ten years
ceo.ofpiano: wait theo come back
ceo.ofpiano: say hi to hobie and popchyk for me please!
burninghill: me too
dreamsmp3: me as well
goldfinches: Hobie says hi, and he hopes you’re all doing well.
dreamsmp3: what did popchyk say
goldfinches: Boris he’s a dog.
ceo.ofpiano: what did popchyk say
ceo.oflesbian: what did popchyk say
ribsbylorde: what did popchyk say
strawberryblondmp3: what did popchyk say
burninghill: what did popchyk say
prideandprejudice2005: What did Popchyk say?
goldfinches: You guys are rude.
ceo.oflesbian: OKAY THEO.
ribsbylorde: me when i’m throwing stones in glass houses
burninghill: jesus christ
dreamsmp3: awe potter chin up
goldfinches: I have to get back to work.
ceo.ofpiano: pet popchyk lots for me :)
burninghill: make hobie bake some gingerbread
dreamsmp3: tell popchyk i love him!
goldfinches: Do you guys like the dog more than you like me?
dreamsmp3: i love you too potter you know this
ribsbylorde: i am looking away i am looking away
ceo.ofpiano: i love not being able to read
burninghill: so close…..
strawberryblondmp3: yes this is all very exciting but none of you answered my question
burninghill: first of all i did
ribsbylorde: as did i
dreamsmp3: amy boo’d me
ribsbylorde: i also did that
ceo.oflesbian: like real people do by hozier….. you guys have no taste
ribsbylorde: oh that song….
prideandprejudice2005: A good makeout song needs to be slow, tender, and romantic but not in a sad way. It needs to put you in the mood without being outright horny.
ribsbylorde: i LOVE seeing my older sister say horny
prideandprejudice2005: But am I wrong?
ribsbylorde: no :/
strawberryblondmp3: meg you’re so wise
ceo.oflesbian: okay but that’s not news
ceo.ofpiano: meg could do or say anything and we’d all be like heart eyes
burninghill: as we should
[ceo.ofpiano + goldfinches]
ceo.ofpiano: hey what were you going to talk to me about?
goldfinches: Oh, right.
goldfinches: Is it normal for friends to say “I love you” to each other?
ceo.ofpiano: theo….. yes absolutely
ceo.ofpiano: it’s normal to say i love you to anyone you love. it’s not just for significant others and family
goldfinches: Oh, okay.
ceo.ofpiano: for example, i love you, but i’m obviously not in love with you. you and boris and pippa love hobie. we all love boris. love is everywhere theo and it’s okay to say it!
goldfinches: Thank you, Beth.
goldfinches: I love you, too.
ceo.ofpiano: i know! get back to work doofus
[ceo.oflesbian + strawberryblondmp3]
ceo.oflesbian: do you think pippa likes meg more than she likes me
strawberryblondmp3: jo no offense love you lots but WHERE did you get that idea
ceo.oflesbian: as we should….
strawberryblondmp3: it’s not like we were all talking about how much we love meg
ceo.oflesbian: shut up
strawberryblondmp3: why do you care so much anyways
strawberryblondmp3: are you…. do you…….
ceo.oflesbian: MAYBE BUT LIKE YOU CAN’T TELL ANYONE
strawberryblondmp3: of course not!!
[group: mitski fan club]
strawberryblondmp3: what good is a makeout playlist without anyone to make out with though
ceo.oflesbian: oh fuck you
prideandprejudice2005: Sorry, I can‘t relate.
ribsbylorde: ….. laurie also can’t relate what the fuck
burninghill: must you three always remind the rest of us that we’re single?
dreamsmp3: we will all find love someday!
ceo.ofpiano: okay but jo hates the idea of having to share their time with anyone
ceo.oflesbian: when i thought i was attracted to men i did. but women are objectively better on every level so i don’t really hate the idea anymore i guess
ceo.oflesbian: shut up
burninghill: character growth
prideandprejudice2005: I love my husband but Jo is kind of right.
burninghill: women are pretty great
ceo.oflesbian: theo has left the chat
ribsbylorde: SHUT UPP
ceo.oflesbian: i will once he stops hating women
ribsbylorde: i don’t want to say it but you’re giving me no other choice
burninghill: AMY NO
ribsbylorde: i’m just saying like
prideandprejudice2005: Oh my god.
ceo.ofpiano: let‘s not
burninghill: thank you beth you’re doing amazing sweetie
[ceo.ofpiano + strawberryblondmp3]
ceo.ofpiano: hate to do this but i know boris talks to you about theo
ceo.ofpiano: i would like to compare notes
strawberryblondmp3: i have no idea what you’re talking about
ceo.ofpiano: i may be small but i am not dumb
strawberryblondmp3: never suggested such a thing. what did theo say this time?
ceo.ofpiano: okay he asked me if it was normal for friends to say i love you to each other which is honestly just really sad
strawberryblondmp3: boris asked me the same thing….
ceo.ofpiano: I HATE IT HERE
strawberryblondmp3: oh you know how boris said after hours for best makeout song?
strawberryblondmp3: theo introduced him to that band SPECIFICALLY through that song
ceo.ofpiano: oh :’’
strawberryblondmp3: boris be like yes i love men no i will not admit i’m in love with theo
ceo.ofpiano: PFFT SHUT UP
strawberryblondmp3: theo does make me kind of sad sometimes though. like he knows literally everyone in his life would accept him but he can’t accept himself and it’s just :((
ceo.ofpiano: oh please don’t make me sad about theo
strawberryblondmp3: as much as we joke i hope he trusts us enough to come out on his own terms
ceo.ofpiano: he does and he will :( he just needs time
ceo.ofpiano: boris has no excuse though
strawberryblondmp3: HE REALLY DOESN’T
[burninghill + ceo.oflesbian]
burninghill: read any good books lately?
burninghill: meg hasn’t had time to read because she’s “busy” with her “kids” and her “job”
burninghill: and i know you have really good taste! in books and everything else
ceo.oflesbian: oh tysm :’)
ceo.oflesbian: boris made me read the idiot and i really liked it
ceo.oflesbian: it’s kind of fucked up but it’s boris. so.
burninghill: oh yeah i’ve been meaning to read that!
ceo.oflesbian: the song of achilles
ceo.oflesbian: is also a really good book that you should read
burninghill: i’m sure it is!! well i trust you :) i’ll report back when i’ve finished at least the idiot
ceo.oflesbian: okay cool :) enjoy
[ceo.oflesbian + strawberryblondmp3]
ceo.oflesbian: FEELING VERY I WILL BY MITSKI RIGHT NOW
strawberryblondmp3: oh my god what happened
[ceo.oflesbian sent a photo]
ceo.oflesbian: shut up shut up be quiet shut up
strawberryblondmp3: okay but she’s also a lesbian she has to know what she’s doing
ceo.oflesbian: some of us are normal
strawberryblondmp3: but is she
ceo.oflesbian: i think so
strawberryblondmp3: i will wash your hair at night and dry it off with care i will see your body bare and still i will live here
strawberryblondmp3: go to bed love xx try not to yearn too hard
ceo.oflesbian: SHUT UP!!