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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ European Tour!)
@bardofficial
One time when I was touring in my 20s I improv’d some lines about the terrifying contractor working on the venue I was playing in. Later he walked up to me and said ‘people like me now and I hate it’ and anyway that’s how I met my husband 12:21 PM - 29 January 2020 8.5K 14.7K



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British GQ
@BritishGQ
@bardofficial drops in for Dolce & Gabanna’s pink satin, talks inspiration: “I write songs for lovers, and for fighters”. 5:30 PM - 29 January 2020 15K 77K



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╰⊱♥⊱╮ღ Fleur ღ╭⊱♥≺
@mademoiselle_miel
People who were at the #Jaskier Brussels gig what covers did he do?? I’m at the Paris show tonight (*^▽^*) 8:23 AM - 30 January 2020 2 14

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Ahren
@belgianeagles
@Stromae's Tous les mêmes. They’re normally themed, my friend @ellyjellybellybean said did he some British stuff in London 8:26 AM - 30 January 2020 3 11

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Eleanor Rigby, But Gay This Time
@ellyjellybellybean
Lots of Queen, plus Listen To The Man by George Ezra, can confirm, I cried 8:37 AM - 30 January 2020 6 21




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<3 Jas stan
@tossedmycoin55
Me listening to that bit in White Wolf when the howling fades out into a breathless moan

3:02 PM - 9 February 2020 1.1K 4.1K

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DeeDee
@dina_dynamo
All Jaskier songs radiate strong ‘well mark me down as scared AND horny’ energies 3:14 PM - 9 February 2020 26 75

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Let’s not and say we did
@akexaxek
My partner has forbidden his music in the bedroom because they say songs about extinguishing dark chaotic demon energy are (and I quote) ‘not sexy’ 3:24 PM - 9 February 2020 3 7

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Aubrey Buckley
@abuckleySFU
Can't relate 3:36 PM - 9 February 2020 31 74




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Shelby’s grandma Rosie
@rosaline__1952
@bardofficial Is it hard being away on tour? I hope your boy sends you some more of those sweet text messages! 11:13 PM - 10 February 2020 10 533

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Jaskier (‘Toss A Coin’ European Tour!)
@bardofficial
You people seem to have the impression Geralt is ‘soft’. He’s not, he puts kisses at the end of all his texts to obscure the fact that each and every one is just him roasting me. 11:13 PM - 10 February 2020 2.1K 23K




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BNF (Big Name Failure)
@sylviaaaaahshit
The name Jaskier implies the existence of a weaker Jaskey and a more powerful and ultimately superior Jaskiest. 7:12 PM - 13 February 2020 3K 9.2K




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Jaskier
@bardofficial
Happy Valentines Day! Our friend Triss just asked Geralt why he was with me and he said I make him laugh, which I think is terribly sweet. 9.01 AM - 14 February 2020 3.5K 9.2K

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Jaskier
@bardofficial
UPDATE I’ve been informed that he’s quoting Who Framed Roger Rabbit and on reflection I also think he was probably insulting me so now I’d like a divorce 9.23 AM - 14 February 2020 8.4K 16.6K




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Jaskier Lyrics Bot
@HourlyJaskierLyrics
With sinew torn between your teeth
You pull the bonds apart
Potions turn the eyes to black
But darling, leave the heart
9:00 AM - 20 February 2020 4K 17.1K




♥ Senator Yennefer Vengerberg liked
Michkalyn
@MRossa_lyn
Okay was anybody going to tell me that 'Butcher's Bride' is about the senator for Montana or was I just supposed to find that out reading Genius lyric annotations myself 11:46 PM - 20 February 2020 13.1K 23.8K




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Jaskier
@bardofficial
I still think its funny when people expect G and me to be full of PASSION like I’m sorry we’ve known each other for nearly 20 years. 3.09 PM - 21 February 2020 1.4K 4.9K

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Jaskier
@bardofficial
The Romance™ went away the day I put ointment on his butt and it didn’t, like, do anything for me. 3.10 PM - 21 February 2020 1.8K 8.9K

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Jaskier
@bardofficial
By contrast, that was the day I knew I really loved him. The him UNDER the butt. 3.10 PM - 21 February 2020 2K 9.4K




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MBMBaM
@MBMBaM
We have a very special guestspert for next week’s episode so please send in your questions about cryptids and LARPing! 5:07 PM - 24 February 2020 9K 21K




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BOYo
@metalnettl3
u know u been on twitter too long when u see a guy in walmart and ur like how do I know u? school? work? lol no it was that #bardsbootyguard hashtag last year 10:01 AM - 27 February 2020 2.1K 3.8K

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Jaskier
@bardofficial
Remind him to get dish soap 2:14 PM - 27 February 2020 103 655