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Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
Feeling a bit alone, even if the Garden is very lovely and I'm very excited for my new job. Miss my old platoon a little, though.
#flaming_sword #garden_of_eden #cradle_of_mankind
09:44 AM, October 22nd 4004BC 10 150

Tartan Angel
@TartanAngel127
@last_angelic_unicorn· 4h
where's this garden, man - it's sleeting here and sun and a nice garden wouldn't go amiss.
10:15 PM, October 22nd 2019 1

Pepper Grinder XL
@pepper_grinder_XL
@last_angelic_unicorn· 15h
@tartanangel127 read the tags! It's obviously a reference to the Garden of Eden, look at the posting date. It's a hoax, gotta be.
11:27 PM, October 22nd 2019 1 4

Nightwatch_R_Us
@nightwatch_r_us
@last_angelic_unicorn· 14h
#flaming_sword? Try a torch, mate, it's more effecient.
00:27 AM, October 23nd 2019 2

Cryptid Walker
@cryptid_walker
@last_angelic_unicorn· 13h
@nightwatch_r_usThis whole thing including the date on this tweet is like a TORCHwood case #cryptids #4004BC?
01:05 AM, October 23nd 2019 2 8

Captain Jack's Underpants
@cap_jacks_underoos
@last_angelic_unicorn· 13h
@cryptid_walker #too_soon #children_of_time_never_happened #ianto_lives #tosh_still_kicks_ass
01:20 AM, October 23nd 2019 2 15

Beer Keg
@beer_keg
@last_angelic_unicorn· 12h
Are you a soldier? Platoon and sword mentions, just wanna ask. Where were you posted? #allies #Royal_Scots_Dragoon_Guards #afghanistan
02:23 AM, October 23nd 2019 3 19

Saint Andrew's Hell Spawn
@andrew_spaw
@last_angelic_unicorn· 12h
@beer_keg Hey! I was with the #Royal_Scots_Dragoon_Guards in #afghanistan as well. Am still in physio after losing that leg.
02:55 AM, October 23nd 2019 4 27

Beer Keg
@beer_keg
@last_angelic_unicorn· 13h
@andrew_spaw OMG, Andy, is that you?! Roger Adams, here!
02:58 AM, October 23nd 2019 9 39

Saint Andrew's Hell Spawn
@andrew_spaw
@last_angelic_unicorn· 13h
@beer_keg Bloddy hell! Yes! Missed your stupid face, haven't seen it in too long!
03:09 AM, October 23nd 2019 36 79

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 5h
OP is obviously smoking some good shite, but have you all seen the @beer_keg and @andrew_spaw convo? I'm catching some feeeeeeels!!
11:49 AM , October 23nd 2019 39 49


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
💧💧😇😈☂️
#garden #protector #demonic_new_friend
03:25 PM, October 28th, 4004BC 60 460

Ho-Ho-Holy-Shit
@ho_ho_holy_shit
@last_angelic_unicorn· 9h
The dating on this?! Is twitter broken or something? Or is this an elaborate hoax?
10:15 PM, October 28th 2019 2 6

Tartan Angel
@TartanAngel127
@last_angelic_unicorn· 8h
Wha?! Is that a dirty metaphor or someth?! Is the unicorn shagging the demon??? How does that even work?
11:27 PM, October 28th 2019 2

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 8h
@TartanAngel127 I SHIP IT.
11:59 PM, October 28th 2019 4 9


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
Oh dear, that's now how reproduction works, I think
#confused_angel #confused_demon
#unicornless_ark #hereditary_enemies
02:41 PM, September 13th 3003BC 112 896

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 3h
.
10:55 AM, October 13th 2019 1 27


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
How am I here, consoling a demon with a breaking heart?
#not_the_children #poor_demon #a_demon_with_a_heart?
05:15 AM, September 15th 3003BC 146 499

Registeredjademark
@registeredjademark
@last_angelic_unicorn· 5h
😭
10:40 AM, October 14th 2019 15

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn · 2h
@registeredjademark I fixed it! "Would That I Could Give You My Heart" (ao3)
01:32 PM, October 14th 2019 6 29


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
I'd have said he was trying to tempt ...someone, appearing like that, but dear God, the look in his eyes would have broken even the heart of a saint.
#sad #pretty-demon #all_the_kingdoms_of_the_world #be_kind_to_one_other
04:53 PM, April 3rd 33AD 30 309

Jesus Loves You
@jesus_is_love
@last_angelic_unicorn· 4h
Should I pray to saints - do they listen, does God?
10:53PM, October 14th 2019


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
Had lovely oisters and the best company at Patronus' 😇
#angel_delight #demon_companion #oisters
01:05 PM, July 5th 41AD 49 424

Ho-Ho-Holy-Shit
@ho_ho_holy_shit
@last_angelic_unicorn· 9h
That DATE, though!? Am I the ONly one seeing this?!
11:15 PM, October 29th 2019 2 19

JA_Croe
@ja_croe
@last_angelic_unicorn· 9h
@ho_ho_holy_shit There's a perfectly good explanation to this, you know.
11:22 PM, October 29th 2019 5 9

Ho-Ho-Holy-Shit
@ho_ho_holy_shit
@last_angelic_unicorn· 9h
@ja_croe - What?!!
11:25 PM, October 28th 2019 6

JA_Croe
@ja_croe
@last_angelic_unicorn· 9h
@ho_ho_holy_shit Our lord and Saviour Jesus Christ 😂
11:22 PM, October 29th 2019 5 13


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
The Black Knight shall not best me, though his sword is mighty!
#hereditary_enemies #demon #black_knight
09:41 AM, October 15th 537AD 49 424

AngstAvenger
@AngstAvenger
@last_angelic_unicorn· 10h
Is that a metaphor?
04:20 PM, November 1st 2019 6 27

JA_Croe
@JA_Croe
@last_angelic_unicorn· 9h
Dudes! Look at the DATE! Is this a troll or an immortal?
05:09 PM, November 1st 2019 31 98

WortsJorts
@WortsJorts
@last_angelic_unicorn· 8h
@JA_Croe Is this a cryptid?!
05:57 PM, November 1st 2019 14 53

Tartan Angel
@Tartanangel127
@last_angelic_unicorn· 3h
@JA_Croe @WortsJorts obviously either crazy or immortal - my money's on both!
11:41 PM, November 1st 2019 5 23

Meinposhbastard
@Meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 2h
@JA_Croe @WortsJorts @TartanAngel127
11:50 PM, November 1st 2019 6 18

Samvelg-likes-things
@samvelg-likes-things
@last_angelic_unicorn· 1h
Mighty sword! Mighty peen more like it XD
01:25 AM, November 2nd 2019 2 13


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
What my dear friend did for Hamlet... 😍
#the_bard #demon_so_good_to_me #shakespeare #hamlet #signalboosting
02:15 PM, June 4th 1601 75 431

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 5d
*GAsP!* What did he do? 😉
04:23 AM, November 2nd 2019 2 26

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 6h
Is this what he did? 😜 "Serenading my bard" (ao3)
#willie_shakes #inappropriate_use_of_hamlet #clever_tongue #wink_wink #nudge_nudge
08:23 AM, November 7th 2019 39 79


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
I shouldn't rejoice at the sound of his voice, but oh! His sweet, dulcet tones caused my heart to stutter. (even dressed like that!)
#crepes #height_of_fashion #we_will_always_have_paris #angel_delight
10:25 AM, October 16th 1793 89 741

Tartan Angel
@tartanangel127
@last_angelic_unicorn· 15h
This is no less weird but still funny. So, vampire? Eldritch being? What do we think?
01:48 AM, November 10th 2019 6 39

WortsJorts
@wortsjorts
@last_angelic_unicorn· 12h
@TartanAngel127 Oh man, dunno - maybe we should think outside the box? But definitely not human (unless he's trolling us - maybe he's a troll!) #monsters_are_real
04:28 AM, November 10th 2019 9 27

Pepper_Grinder_XL
@pepper_grinder_xl
@last_angelic_unicorn· 7h
@tartanangel127 @wortsjorts - look at the tags. Don't you have eyes? He keeps going on about angels and demons in the tags! #reading_is_a_necessary_skill
09:14 AM, November 10th 2019 12 48

AdamTheAdversary
@adamtheadversary
@last_angelic_unicorn· 4h
@pepper_grinder_xl @tartanangel127 @wortsjorts - my money's on a troll. Also, you can't backdate tweets!
12:25 PM, November 10th 2019 6 34

JA_Croe
@ja_croe
@last_angelic_unicorn· 4h
But what's he wearing?! #we_want_to_know
12:38 PM, November 10th 2019 9 33

AngstAvenger
@angstavenger
@last_angelic_unicorn· 3h
@JA_Croe NOTHING!? 😜
01:21 PM, November 10th 2019 13 59

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 1h
@JA_Croe @AngstAvenger
03:44 PM, November 10th 2019 2 26

Jesus Loves Me
@99312sinnersburn
@last_angelic_unicorn· 1h
@JA_Croe @AngstAvenger @meinposhbastard
y’all need jesus! #oh_lord #forgive_these_sinners
03:50 PM, November 10th 2019 2 26


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
How! How could he ask for something so dangerious of me?! It will surely kill him! (And he'll leave me behind, alone for the rest of eternity) 😭
#sad_angel #distraught_angel #crying_angel #dastardly_demon
01:39 PM, October 15th 1862 41 398

Registeredjademark
@registeredjademark
@last_angelic_unicorn· 15h
please don't despair. Can you talk to him about this? There are hotlines to help you.
03:05 PM, November 15th 2019 3 47

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 14h
@registeredjademark
here's a link to a list of hotlines for like a bazillion countries. Hope it helps because my heart weeps for you. [helplines]
04:13 PM, November 15th 2019 51 88

Registeredjademark
@registeredjademark
@last_angelic_unicorn· 5h
@meinposhbastard
That link crashed. Here's another one
01:09 AM, November 16th 2019 49 89

AngstAvenger
@angstavenger
@last_angelic_unicorn · 4h
I hope you talked to him! Keep us posted!
02:30 AM, November 16th 2019 3 32

WortsJorts
@wortsjorts
@last_angelic_unicorn · 3h
If you're ever in NJ, there's comfort pizza at @DaToni waiting for you!
03:40 AM, November 16th 2019 15 36

Tartan Angel
@tartanangel127
@last_angelic_unicorn · 3h
@wortsjorts Bro, can I get one too? my gurl broke up w/me yesterday
03:47 AM, November 16th 2019 4 219

WortsJorts
@wortsjorts
@last_angelic_unicorn · 2h
@tartanangel127 Sorry, mate. only angelic unicorns get a freebee.
04:12 AM, November 16th 2019 5 15

* There are many replies like this one and they go a long way to strenghten Aziraphale's belief in the goodness of mankind.


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
#Darling_demon 💖 #dashing_rogue 💖 #love? 💖 #demon_to_the_rescue 💖 #take_me_to_church
How can I deny my feelings anymore?!
💖💘💖
11:43 PM, February 26th 1941 125 641

JA_Croe
@ja_croe
@last_angelic_unicorn· 8h
Wow, feels like I got shot in the face with cupid's arrows. 🏹
03:05 PM, November 25th 2019 17 56

Meinposhbastard
@meinposhbastard
@last_angelic_unicorn· 4h
@JA_Crow - Hush, it's so romantic! 😍😍😍😍😍
07:29 PM, November 25th 2019 21 67

Jeanzebel74
@Jeanzebel74
@last_angelic_unicorn· 2h
1941!!!? WTF! This is fake!
09:13 PM, November 25th 2019 3 2

WortsJorts
@wortsjorts
@last_angelic_unicorn· 1h
Who cares @Jeanzebel74? It's bloody entertaining!
08:37 PM, November 25th 2019 12 29


Last Angelic Unicorn
@last_angelic_unicorn
I can not let him go through with this stupid caper of his. I'm going to give him what he wants.
#holy-water #darling_demon #please_be_careful
10:41 PM, May 17th 1967 214 780

Tartan Angel
@tartanangel127
@last_angelic_unicorn· 11h
Oooooooooooh
08:58 AM, November 29th 2019 14 68

AngstAvenger
@angstavenger
@last_angelic_unicorn· 9h
Stop it! It's obviously serious! @tartanangel127
10:37 AM, November 29th 2019 9 73

Tartan Angel
@tartanangel127
@last_angelic_unicorn· 7h
@angstavenger? nah - sexy times!
01:15 PM, November 29th 2019 9 49