farmboi: but seriously stan? why are we here?
Stan: Because. Magic.
lucilleballsdeepinyourmom: magic is just his way of saying he loves and appreciates us
Stan: If by "us", you mean everyone else except for you then, yeah. Accurate, I guess.
baby: Aw, Stan!!
lucilleballsdeepinyourmom: why is it never loving richie tozier hour??
tinyragemachine: cuz you're goddamn annoying
lucilleballsdeepinyourmom: that is slander! lies! i am the least annoyingest person to ever annoy in the history of annoying
tinyragemachine: and, yet, you've proven my point.
itsbillbitch: after years of working it out, i have come to a conclusion
farmboi: that you suck?
lucilleballsdeepinyourmom: what does he suck
beaverly: i feel like stan is trying really fucking hard to keep from saying "dis dick!"
tinyragemachine: i feel like he said it
farmboi: stan? comments?
Stan: Fuck y'all.
farmboi: and i thought i was supposed to be the country ass motherfucker! turns out it's staniel!
farmboi changed Stan 's user to countryass motherfucker
countryass motherfucker: Bitch. I said y'all, once!
baby: What was your conclusion, Bill?
itsbillbitch: oh shit yeah! i came to the conclusion that, i need a child
tinyragemachine: why the fuck do you need a child
beaverly: let me guess! with a child you won't be so lonely!
itsbillbitch: no, bev. with a child, i could skip school!
itsbillbitch: history test wensday? oh shit sorry! my kid has a doctor's appointment
countryass motherfucker: *Wednesday
tinyragemachine: grammar nazi
itbillbitch: henry the ho tries to beat me up," sir! i have a child. do stop, or I'll call the police"
lucilleballsdeepinyourmom : you sound like the "where's the manager lady"
itsbillbitch: off you will fuck
farmboi: we need a chat name
beaverly: gays, bis, and pansexuals
tinyragemachine: i love it!
countryass motherfucker has changed the chat name to gays, bis, and pansexuals
countryass motherfucker: It is… done!