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We're gay, Karen~

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farmboi: but seriously stan? why are we here?

 

Stan: Because. Magic.

 

lucilleballsdeepinyourmom: magic is just his way of saying he loves and appreciates us

 

Stan: If by "us", you mean everyone else except for you then, yeah. Accurate, I guess.

 

baby: Aw, Stan!!

 

lucilleballsdeepinyourmom: why is it never loving richie tozier hour??

 

tinyragemachine: cuz you're goddamn annoying 

 

lucilleballsdeepinyourmom: that is slander! lies! i am the least annoyingest person to ever annoy in the history of annoying 

 

tinyragemachine: and, yet, you've proven my point.

 

itsbillbitch: after years of working it out, i have come to a conclusion 

 

farmboi: that you suck?

 

lucilleballsdeepinyourmom: what does he suck

 

beaverly: i feel like stan is trying really fucking hard to keep from saying "dis dick!"

 

tinyragemachine: i feel like he said it

 

farmboi: stan? comments?

 

Stan: Fuck y'all.

 

beaverly: y'all

 

farmboi: and i thought i was supposed to be the country ass motherfucker! turns out it's staniel!

 

farmboi changed Stan 's user to countryass motherfucker 

 

countryass motherfucker: Bitch. I said y'all, once!

 

baby: What was your conclusion, Bill?

 

itsbillbitch: oh shit yeah! i came to the conclusion that, i need a child 

 

tinyragemachine: why the fuck do you need a child

 

beaverly: let me guess! with a child you won't be so lonely!

 

itsbillbitch: no, bev. with a child, i could skip school!

 

itsbillbitch: history test wensday? oh shit sorry! my kid has a doctor's appointment 

 

countryass motherfucker: *Wednesday

 

tinyragemachine: grammar nazi

 

itbillbitch: henry the ho tries to beat me up," sir! i have a child. do stop, or I'll call the police"

 

lucilleballsdeepinyourmom : you sound like the "where's the manager lady"

 

itsbillbitch: off you will fuck

 

farmboi: we need a chat name 

 

beaverly: gays, bis, and pansexuals

 

tinyragemachine: i love it!

 

countryass motherfucker has changed the chat name to gays, bis, and pansexuals

 

countryass motherfucker: It is… done!