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Sing Along with Emperor Palpatine!

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You know my Senator days are over,
But does that mean that I'm getting boring?
You tell me
I'm tired of listening to Valorum
I'm tired of fixing things for Padme and the rest of them.

You know, my Chancellor days are over
I hung my robes up and then retired from the Senate floor
The nature of my so-called identity
The Sith between Seperatist forces and the Jedi's door
At the Temple door

You know, my celibate days are over
I've put you straight on the finer points
Of my Dark Side powers
Through the windows of the Chancellor's office
A foolish Jedi falls, a sorry tale, and you turn to me
Yes, you turn to me

Six months on, Republic's gone
The disenchanted General
Left the town with the former Queen
The Senator got lonely.
At Mustafar, the sinister song
I wrote is rendered wholly
Amidala's dying, feeling melancholy

You say it's fate that's doing it
A tragic dream of your secret wife has been bugging you
Now the secret of the way it should be
The story of the Sith life saving, the Dark Side, yeah.

You know my masquerade is over
I've donned this face for the final time and I've walked away
I've seen you in my new Empire
You're whoring out for greedy Moffs, on the Death Star, yeah
You'll bury Anakin
You'll go through hell

Six months on, Republic's gone
Disenchanted, Kenobi
Sneaks a ride with Padme
Pregnant Senator got lonely
At Mustafar, the final fight
Will send you to the Dark Side
Your wife and kids, you've killed, what a pity

Pretty lady
What a pity
Rendered wholly
You're so foolish
Rendered wholly
You're so dumb
Padme's dying