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Bread isn't shady

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“You know what’s shady? Capitalism.”

“Yeah.”

“…”

“You know what’s shady and shitty? Lean staffing.”

“Yeah!”

“…”

“You know what fucking sucks?”

“Yeah?”

“Unpaid overtime.”

“Yeahhh.”

“…”

“You know what’s kind of cool though?”

“Mmh?”

“Bread.”

“Yeah. Soft.”

“But not always.”

“Mmm, toasted.”

“Yeah.”

“…”

“Can you pass me the bread?”

“Yeah.”

“Thanks.”

“Hm.”