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Your name: None of your fucking business.

What's a fun fact about you that often suprises people? I used to be dead.

What hobbies or activities do you enjoy? Violence and mayhem.

What do your friends always say about you? Did you really have to kill them?

What are your likes and dislikes?
Likes: Kicking the shit out of people, keeping my identity secret.
Dislikes: Teamwork. "Rules."

Your profile match for this dater is: 99% compatible.


Bucky looked up from his computer. "You're a moron."

"What, I thought that was pretty good," Jason said. "I wanted to make sure I got laid tonight."

"You could have just gotten naked. Seems to work for you every other time."

Jason grinned, pulled off his shirt, and straddled Bucky on the chair. "That's very true," he said with a smirk.

Bucky pulled him down and kissed him hard, possessive. "You know, if you had included that twist thing you do in bed, we might have gotten 100% on the profile."

Jason nodded, still out of breath from the kiss. "I'll keep that in mind for next time."