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Come closer to the edge and you can leap off. Land right in the lap you’ve always wanted to sit in. Stay somewhere warm and comfortable and classy, brought to you by the good people of Amazon. We’d love to touch you.

You’d love to touch you, wouldn’t you?

We can give you everything you’ve ever wanted. A new table. A jacket. A potted plant. A bowl of gourmet ice cream.

And you’ll be better. Newer, smarter, much more beautiful and sexy.

But you’ll only know if you reach out and touch us. Become one with us.

touch us, please.