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The Losers Club

Ben10

So I had a thought 

Richayyy

that's dangerous bennyboy 

Ben10

Shut up

>:|

Richayyy

I'm just trying to keep you safe! :0

 

Bill Nye

Play nice

 

Richayyy

Yes dad 

:(

Ben10

Yes dad

Bill Nye

what did you want to talk about ben? 

 

Ben10

Well

heres the thing

we need friends

college is about meeting new people so

I think each of us should add someone new we met that the others don't know

so we can expand our friend group 

 

Richayyy

Im not enough for you :((( 

 

Ben10

Rich its not like that and you know it 

 

Richayyy

well id rather contemplate the meaning of life then do this 

 

Bill Nye 

It could be a good idea 

 

Richayyy

Of course it is father

I only live to please you

 

Ben10

I'm not even going to comment on it 

Richie is my friend 

Richie is my friend

Richie is my friend

 

Bill Nye

I have class now 

we can do this after I get out 

behave in the chat while I'm gone or I'll ground both of you 


 

Bill Nye   has added Mike & Ike to The Losers Club

Ben10

Hi!

 

Richayyy

Greetings!

 

Mike & Ike

Hello 

My name is Mike 

 

Ben10

Wait!

no introductions until everyone is here!

 

Ben10 has added Stan and Eddie to The Losers Club

Stan

Uh

what is this? 

 

Eddie

Ben? 

 

Richayyy

wtf I thought we only had to do one 

 

Ben10

I know I know

but I wanted to add both of them 

welcome guys!

we're all going to be friends! :D

 

Bill Nye 

so pure :') 

 

Stan has left the chat 

Richayyy

LMAOOOOOO

 

Eddie

If Stan leaves im leaving too

 

Ben10

WAIT

Ben10 has added Stan to The Losers Club 

 

Ben10 

:(

 

Stan 

fine whatever 

 

Bill Nye 

Rich its your turn 

 

Richayyy

I don't really know a lot of people 

oh wait

!!!

Got someone 

I met her at the library 

 

Ben10

you what?!

Rich was at the LIBRARY?!

Richayyy

to sign in for extra credit 

I snuck out the window as soon as I got there

she helped

 

Eddie 

That's concerning 

 

Richayy added Bev for president 

 

Richayy 

MY PARTNER IN CRIME 

 

Bev for president 

WINDOW BOY 

and friends? 

 

Bill Nye 

okay introductions now 

 

Ben10

and pictures!

for profile pics!

 

Stan

creepy 

I don't even know half of you 

 

Eddie 

^

 

Ben10

That's the point

we're getting to know each other 

 

Mike & Ike

I think its a good idea 

I need more friends

I just moved here this semester

 

Ben10

Oh!

how about we do picture, name, and our core curriculum! 

to get to know each other!

 

Mike & Ike 

good idea! :) 

I'll go first! 

My name Is Mike! and my course study is towards Theology! 

 

Bill Nye 

:) 

 

Ben10

Hello Mike! 

 

Bev for president 

Hey :))) 

 

Richayyy

dude your good looking tf 

 

Stan 

*you're 

 

Eddie 

Hello 

 

Ben10

I'm ben and my curriculum is towards Marketing 

Bill Nye

Who's that with you Ben? 

 

Richayyy

#protectiveDad

 

Ben10

family friend

he was taking pics at my cousin's graduation 

 

Bev for president 

Cute !!

 

Ben10 

Next!

 

Bev for president 

Name's Beverly but you guys call me Bev 

I'm studying criminal law 

already snagged myself an internship for when I get into college 

 

Ben10 

Wow!

you must be smart 

 

Bev for president 

:'))

 

Mike & Ike 

Who's next? 

 

Ben10 

Stan? Eddie? 

Stan 

No

 

Eddie 

Stan can go 

 

Bill Nye 

Its okay if you don't want to! 

we won't force you or anything 

 

Stan 

That's Eddie 

 

Eddie 

DUDE 

WHAT THE HELL 

 

Stan

He going to go into behavioral sciences 


Richayyy to Bill Nye

Richayyy

I think I'm in love 

Bill Nye 

Don't be weird Richie 


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Richayyy 

salutations good fellow 


Richayyy to Bill Nye

 

Bill Nye 

Dammit Richie 


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Eddie 

I see

One sec 

 

Stan

Wait 

wait Eddie 

 

Eddie 

Stanley 

who is studying for architecture 

 

Bev for president 

DAMN STANLEY 

 

Mike & Ike 

wow dude 

Ben10 

You look so good!

And you seem really good in front of a camera!

Stan 

Eddie don't 

you

 

Eddie

he models 

 

Stan

dare

I hate you 

 

Eddie

for extra cash 


Richayyy to Bill Nye

Bill Nye

I...

uh...

oh my god 

Richayy

my eyes

have been BLESSED

Bill Nye 

HANDS OFF 

DIBS 

Richayy

look who's the creepy one now 


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Ben10

can we see more pictures?

 

Stan 

No 

 

Eddie 

I have more

in case you step out of line Stan 

 

Richayyy 

kinky ;) 

 

Eddie 

fuck off 

 

Richayyy 

Richie 

piano prodigy 

studying music and arts 


Richayyy to Bill Nye 

Richayyy

IS THAT PICTURE HOT ENOUGH 

IT'S THE BEST I COULD FIND 

Bill Nye 

10/10 

I'm impressed

I don't have any good pictures rich!

I can't compare to a fucking model 

Richayyy

you look good in this one dude

Bill Nye 

but I'm eating 

Richayyy

we in this together now bro 

I won't steer you wrong 

Bill Nye 

You're the brother I've always wished for 

Richayyy

Georgie 

???

Bill Nye 

* you're the brother my age I've always wished for 


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Bev for president 

can confirm he looks like that 

kind of reminds me of Mike from Stranger things 

 

Mike & Ike 

I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT 

Ben10 

Huh

never thought if that

you know what I can see it 

Richayyy

I feel like I should feel offended 

Bill my man 

please go before they begin to clown me :') 

 

Eddie 

This chat is weird 

 

Stan 

I second that 

 

Bill Nye 

sorry I don't really take lots of pictures 

 

Stan 

what are you going to study in college Bill? 

 

Bill Nye 

English :) with a minor in Creative writing 


Eddie to Stan 

Eddie

uh huh

Stan 

No 


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Ben10 

It's nice to meet you all! 

Mike & Ike 

Nice to meet you too!

 

Bill Nye 

Yeah :) 

 

Stan 

I guess 

 

Eddie 

^

 

Bev for president 

Nice to meet you too!!!

 

Richayyy

what will you all do now that you know greatness 

which is me 

to clarify 

also! Lets play 21 questions! Eddie you start 

 

Eddie

uh, whats your favorite color ig

 

Richayyy

triangle

do you like boys

Eddie has left the chat 

Stan has left the chat 

Ben10 

Don't worry

I'll get them back

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The Loser Club 

 

Richayyy

Guys I fuckd up 

 

Bill Nye 

what happened? 

Do you need me to pick you up?

Where are you? 

 

Mike & Ike 

calm down Bill I'm sure he's fine 

 

Ben10

You can't tell Bill to calm down when his Dad instincts kick in 

That's like 

asking it to snow in Hawaii 

 

Bill Nye 

I just wan't to help 

 

Stan 

Bill is a good friend 

I on the other hand don't care 

so rich fuck off I'm trying to design a plane 

 

Eddie

I thought stem majors only build planes when they're drunk 

 

Stan 

No 

 

Bill Nye 

Thank you Stan  :) 

 

Ben10 

Uh, are we going to address whats wrong with Richie? 

 

Mike & Ike 

oh yeah 

Rich whats up 

 

Richayyy

so it's a funny story 

except not funny

because I was looking for my music theory class

and all these buildings look the same 

 

Bill Nye 

oh no 

 

Ben10

oh no 

 

Mike & Ike

oh no 

 

Eddie 

fucking dumbass 

 

Stan 

you're a human disaster  

 

Richayyy

long story short 

I just sat through a hour long literature class 

:D

 

Bill Nye 

It's the first day of classes Richie 

 

Ben10 

Image result for disappointed but not surprised"

 

Mike & Ike 

lmao 

 

Bill Nye 

Ben :/

 

Ben10 

sorry dad

 

Richayyy

haha

I'm lost 

 

Bill Nye

Rich this is why you should have attended orientation

 

Richayyy

no orientation 

we die like men

Mike & Ike

Stan aren't you at the library? 

That's next to the English building 

 

Stan 

No 

 

Richayyy

Stan my man 

my main man 

I thought we were friends

 

Stan 

Nope 

I hate you 

 

Richayyy

stan :(

 

Eddie

I'm just walking back from class 

wait outside and I'll come pick you up 

 

Richayyy

EDS!!!

coming in a clutch 

I love you buddy 

 

Eddie

My name is not Eds 

how many times do we have to go over this 


Bev for president to Richayyy

Bev for president 

Hey I just got out of class! 

I started reading the messages!!!

do you need me to pick you up?? Im only five minutes away walking distance 

we can stop for coffee and see Bill!

 

Richayyy

It's okay

Eddie said he'd come get me 

you know if you would have kept reading 

 

Bev for president 

I try to help and this is the thanks I get 

 

Richayyy

you right sorry bev

but you don't have all the facts 

 

Bev for president 

which are

 

Richayyy

I love him 


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Ben10 

well now that THAT crisis is averted 

what's everyone doing later

we can all hang out 

 

Eddie

Sorry Ben but I have to study

 

Bill Nye 

I'm sorry too

I picked up extra shifts at the cafe to cover for a friend 

 

Richayyy

You have friends outside of us? 

 

Mike & Ike 

why is that hard to believe 

Bill can befriend anybody 

I'm pretty sure if Voldemort was real he'd be able to talk him out of taking over the world 

 

Eddie 

Interesting 

how would you go about that Bill 

 

Bill Nye 

uh

don't know? 

 

Richayyy

such a Hufflepuff 

 

Eddie 

really? 

I peg him as a Gryffindor 

 

Mike & Ike 

he does have that savior complex 

 

Richayyy

touché 

 

Bev for president 

Perfect way to murder someone 

go 

 

Richayyy

Lock them in their car in a closed garage and turn on the engine 

 

Eddie 

stab them with a dull knife

 

Mike & Ike

Dull?

 

Eddie 

I assume that I'd have reached my breaking point if I killed someone 

id want it to be painful 

also Richie I'm almost there 

 

Mike & Ike 

I think I would just shoot them 

good and old fashion 

 

Ben10 

I don't think id have it in me to kill someone 

 

Bev for president 

Ben you're so pure 

 

Stan

killing someone is too much work 

 

Richayyy

Stan my man we know you're lazy

but indulge us 

 

 

Stan 

I hate myself for knowing you 

 

Bill Nye 

Syringe full off air between the toes

it'll look like a heart attack 

 

Stan

...

 

Mike & Ike 

...

 

Ben10 

Bill?!

 

Eddie 

Uh

 

Richayyy

why is that a turn on 

 

Bill Nye 

RICHIE SHUT UP 

Guys I'm a writer 

I literally look up ways to kill people at least four times a day 

 

Bev for president 

I am so attracted to you right now 

 

Richayyy

great minds think alike Bev 

 

Eddie 

the fact that you two are turned on by murder is actually concerning 


Stan to Eddie 

Stan 

actually I think it's the confidence that turned them on

 

Eddie 

STAN WTFFFF


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Bev for president 

lmao

anyway that was for a social project of sorts

for class

also Ben I'm free for the rest of the day

wanna hang? 

 

Ben10

Yeah!


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Richayyy

Image result for pizza diner"

look where Eds took me for our date

fancy pants 

 

Eddie 

not a date 

 

Bev for president 

Damn that looks good!

makes me hungry

 

Bill Nye 

me too! I'm starving!

 

Mike & Ike

didn't know you had it in you eddie

 

Eddie 

not a date 

Stan takes me there and we like the pizza 


Stan to Eddie 

Stan

I have never been there before in my life

 

Eddie

not. a. word.


Richayyy to Bill Nye 

 

Richayyy

I'm so gay

 

Bill Nye 

me too

tf

 

Richayyy

Eddie let me have the last slice of his pizza bill 

HIS PIZZA 

and his smile 

ugh 

 

Bill Nye 

Stan brought me lunch during my shift 

my favorite 

you know he hates being outside

and doing things

social things 

 

Richayyy

we've been ogling from afar way too long 

it's time we did something about it 

 

Bill Nye 

like? 


Richayyy to Eddie 

Richayyy

hey 

thanks for picking me up  today

 

Eddie

it was no problem 

I was going that way anyway 

 

Richayyy

you back at your place already? 

 

Eddie 

yeah why

 

Richayyy

where's Stan?

 

Eddie 

fuck should I know 

just follow the sound of exasperation and mild disgust

.

.

.

hello?

Rich?

dude

what the fuck 


Richayyy to Bill Nye 

Richayyy

lmao 

 

Bill Nye 

God what did you do 

 

Richayyy

iphone-s1jv - Fake Text Message

I panicked 

and didn't respond 

 

Bill Nye 

richie

 

Richayyy

I KNOW


Bev for president has created Match Makers

Bev for president has added Ben10 and Mike & Ike to Match Makers

 

Ben10 

uh

?

 

Bev for president 

I bet you're wondering why I have gathered you here today 

 

Mike & Ike

that is a concern 

yes

 

Bev for president

please tell me I'm not the only one who sees it 

the big phat love cupid in the room

 

Mike & Ike

oh, Richie and Eddie

 

Ben10

oh, Stan and Bill 

 

Mike & Ike

wait 

 

Ben10

what? 

Richie and Eddie??? 

no ???

 

Mike & Ike

Dude

how on earth do you see a connection between Bill and Stan?

STAN 

 

Ben10

uh?

cause I have eyes 

do you see the way they act when they're around each other 

 

Mike & Ike

Stan has one default mode

and thats 'I hate you' 

 

Bev for president

boys boys

you're both pretty can we move on now?

Rich and Eddie

 

Mike & Ike

told you 

 

Bev for president 

AND

Stan and Bill 

 

Ben10

told you

 

Bev for president 

Richie is always finding a way to be around Eddie 

plus as designated best friend

I know him 

he came to work with me at the library the other day to stare at the back of eddies head 

even when I told him that was weird 

 

Mike & Ike

my man has it bad

 

Bev for president

Stan isn't nearly as grumpy around Bill

Bill brings out his soft side

Ever notice Stan can't say no to Bill ?

 

Mike & Ike

holy shit 

 

Ben10

No's his favorite word 

we've all been on the receiving end of it 

 

Mike & Ike 

apparently not everyone

Bev you're a genius 

 

Bev for president

Bev for president 


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Mike & Ike

Bev for president 

 

Ben10

Bev for president 

 

Richayyy

Bev for president 

 

Stan

?

 

Eddie

uh

 

Bev for president 

;)

 

Bill Nye 

we love you Bev 

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Bev for president to Ben10

 

Bev for president 

no but like 

I'm saying 

Tony Stark deserved better

 

Ben10

But

but

Bev it's captain America 

I don't understand.

 

Bev for president 

Steve was an asshole through and through 

self righteous 

Tony did everything for the Avengers and Steve just said 

lol fuck em

ugh there's so much I want to say but I just don't feel like typing it out 

 

Ben10 

then lets get together 

you can come over and we can watch Civil War 

and then we can properly decide on who's the better hero 

 

Bev for president 

oh you're so on

will there be pizza? 

 

Ben10

of course I'm not a heathen 

 

Bev for president 

I'll bring the drinks then 

 

Ben10

nice!

 

Bev for president

sounds like a date! 

hey do you think Anna's gonna have powers in frozen 2 

??

 


 

Ben10 to Richayyy

Ben10 

BRO 

 

Richayyy

BROOOO

 

Ben10

I NEED YOUR HELP 

 

Richayyy

WHATEVER YOU NEED BEN 

I HAVE TWO FUNCTIONING KIDNEYS 

AND DECENT EYE SIGHT 

 

Ben10

iphone-0akv - Fake Text Message

DO YOU THINK SHE MEANS IT 

 

Richayyy

HOLY SHIT 

IDK 

I'LL VET HER OU T BENNYBOY DONT YOU WORRY

 

Ben10

Thanks Richie :')

Its just 

I never even entertained the idea she'd feel anything but friendship

I don't want to get my hopes up for nothing 

 

Richayyy

Dude 

Ben

ANYONE would be lucky to have you 

 

Ben10

thanks dude

 


 

Eddie to Stan 

Eddie

hey you still coming?

 

Stan

Yeah

class ran a little over time 

I'm on my way now

 

Eddie

Okay

better hurry

Bill's shift ends soon

 

Stan

you're on thin ice kaspbrak

 

Eddie

dude

we've known each other for years

I'm sure you can tell me when you have a crush

 

Stan

okay I will

once you profess your undying love for Richie

 

Eddie

I think its nice going on blissfully unaware

 

Stan

thats what I thought

 

Eddie

Bill just brought your coffee to the table

 

Stan

oh

 

Eddie

yup

 

Stan

it's nothing

 

Eddie

I didn't say anything

hurry up

I have class in an hour

 

Stan

no

 


 

Bill Nye to Richayyy

Bill Nye

just got off!

 

Richayyy

thank god

anyway

Week 1 Day 1 : operation get them bois

I snuck a mixtape of eddies favorite songs in his backpack

 

Bill Nye

brilliant

I made Stan his coffee before he got here and drew a foam heart

 

Richayyy

thats gay

 

Bill Nye

I know

 

Richayyy

were so smooth

 


 

Eddie to Richayyy

Eddie

thanks for the mixtape Richie

I'll listen to it as soon as I get home

 

Richayyy

y

ye

dcool

*cool

 


 

Stan to Bill Nye

Stan

thanks for the coffee today Bill 

 

Bill Nye

Of course!

anytime!

 


 

Match Makers

 

Bev for president

I'm walking with Bill back to his place

he's all red and flustered

one of these days one of them is gonna slip up

I cant wait

 

Mike & Ike

my bets on Richie

 

Ben10

I think Stan might

and then play it off

but like .. he'll be so convincing?

we won't know it happened

 

Mike & Ike

why does it sound like you've thought extensively about this

 

Bev for president

I think its going to be bill

I bet a week of paying for lunch

 

Ben10

deal

 

Mike & Ike

deal

 


 

Bev for president to Bill Nye

Bev for president

hey I know we just saw each other

but I have a theory to test my love

 

Bill Nye

okay whats up?

 


 

Match Makers

Bev for president

Ben ask Eddie if Stan would download snapchat if you asked him

 

Ben10

one sec

 

Mike & Ike

are you like

trying to manipulate Stan into getting a snap chat

 

Ben10

iphone-Gbkv - Fake Text Message 

 


 

Bev for president to Stan

Bev for president 

hey can you download snapchat 

we can start a streak :)

 

Stan

No

 


 

Bev for president to Bill Nye

Bev for president

 can you ask stan to download snap

 


 

Match Makers

Bev for president

iphone-Ubkv - Fake Text Message

look what bill just sent me 

after I asked stan myself and he shot me down

 

Mike & Ike

LMAO

 

Ben10

to be fair nobody can really say no to Bill

it'd be like turning off the sun 


 

Richayyy to Stan 

Richayyy

hey Stan my main man

 

Stan

No

 

Richayyy

you don't even know what I was going to ask dick

 

Stan 

don't care

No

 

Richayyy

look 

I know

that somewhere deep 

deep deep within that cold dead heart

you have a soul

 

Stan

I'm even more inclined to say no

I'm busy Richie

 

Richayyy

please stan

I just

I want to get tested

 

Stan

I absolutely don't need to know that

get someone else to take you

 

Richayyy

wait no

not like that!

for ADHD

I overheard some classmates

and one of them said her brother has it, and it kind of sounded like me when she described it?

so I read online I could like

go to a doctor to get tested for it

I think

now that I say this out loud it sounds dumb

 

Stan

be ready in 10 min

 

Richayyy

is that concern I smell? 

;)

 

Stan 

shut it

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Mike & Ike

guys look at this 

[Eddie_climbing_on_counter.jpg]

Eddie couldn't reach the top shelf 

 

Richayyy

I've been blessed 

 

Bev for president 

I love this 

 

Eddie

Mike what the fuck 

 

Ben10 

Eddie this makes you look so smol!! 

 

Richayyy

cutie poototie 

 

Mike & Ike

awww

 

Bill Nye

come on guys Eddie is obviously uncomfortable 

 

Eddie 

thank you bill

 

Bill Nye 

anytime 

would you like me to buy you a stepping stool?

 

Eddie 

BILL NOT YOU TOO 

 

Mike & Ike

LAMOOOOO

 

Bev for president 

GET RECKED 

 

Stan

not our fault you're abnormally short 

 

Eddie 

I am of standard height you beanpole 

it's 

not my fault you guys are all vertically stretched freakshows 

 

Richayyy

oooo

kitties got claws 

 

Eddie 

fuck you asshole 

 

Richayyy

name the time and place Eddie spaghetti ;)

 

Eddie 

I've got murder on the mind 

and thats not my name 

 

Bill 

Eddie :( 

 

Eddie 

fine 

un-fuck you I guess 

 

Mike & Ike

#friendship 

 


 

Richayyy to Bev for president 

Richayyy

hey come over 

the new episode of b99 came out 

 

Bev for president 

sorry my love 

I'm with ben right now

we're going to the gym together 

 

Richayyy

oh ? 

;)

by all means don't let me interrupt 

 

Bev for president 

beep beep Richie 

it's not like that 

 


 

The gym was a local one, with college kids occupying the facility more so than your average Joe. Beverly and Ben had been coming here for ages, keeping each other fit. Beverly helped with Ben's work out regimen, tailored their sessions to ways that benefited him specifically. She made a good trainer, and in return, Ben helped her keep track on her health. Usually offering up healthy options to eat instead of junk. They worked together, it was an easy pair, a well oiled machine if you will. 

Beverly smooths down her hair, it's gotten long, but not long enough to put it in a pony tail. She'll have to decide soon if she wants to cut it again or grow it out. Ben's already across the room, standing next to a brunette, laughing at what ever it is she just said. A smile easily slides on Bev's face, because as soon as Ben notices she's here he bids the women goodbye and heads towards her. 

"I made a new friend!" Ben is quick to say, his smile blinding. It's almost as bright enough to rival Bill's, almost, Bill's smile could melt even the most hardened of criminals. 

"Of course you did, whats her name?" Bev slides into conversation easily. She's used to it by now, Ben making friends everywhere he goes. He's easy to talk to and there's just something about him that just puts people at ease. He's got that personality that makes you want to tell him all your secrets because you just know he'd never judge you. Plus he's hot, Beverly wasn't blind. 

"Brooke," Ben pauses, frowning. "Also I'm like 85% sure I just agreed to babysit her kids this weekend." 

Beverly raises an amusing eyebrow, "Like how last week you didn't realize you got roped into leading a study session for a group of French majors?"

"Oh come on—"

"You spent four days learning French cause you, and I quote, 'couldn't just leave them like that'." 

"So I'm a good person, sue me." 

"Sure thing Gandhi, now 15 minutes on the treadmill." 

The two were 30 minutes well into their work out when Beverley felt eyes on her. She chanced a quick glance around, and when she didn't see anything, she shrugged and went back to what she was doing. And then the sensation hit again. Her and Ben had moved to the dumbbells, and she couldn't shake the feeling someone was watching her. Not particularly wanting to be stared at while she did squats in gym leggings, Bev opted for putting the dumbbells back in their holder. 

"Bev are you okay?" 

Of course. Of course Ben, sweet sweet Ben, would notice something was wrong. He's always been observant. 


"Yeah I just—" Bev paused, finally spotting the cause of her nerves. Sitting at one of the machines, doing some pull down exercises, wrong Beverly might add, was a man blatantly staring at her. When she finally noticed him, he puffed out his chest, and smirked at her. The audacity. "Oh I'm gonna—" Bev snapped, taking exactly two steps into his general direction before a hand had grabbed her arm. 

"I think I'm done for today, let's go." 

"Ben," 

"Come on," Ben put an arm around her, gently guiding her towards the exit. He had a strong enough hold that she couldn't pounce on the fucker when they got close, but loose enough that if Bev really did want to she could break free. 

"I know what you're doing." Bev said once they made it outside. "I could have put him in his place." 

"I know you could of, but I actually like this gym and I don't want to be banned. Again. "

Beverly barked out a laugh. 


 

Bev for president to Richayyy

Bev for president 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOITHINKILIKEBEN0000000

 

Richayyy

WAIT WHAT

 


The Losers Club 

Richayyy

so I had the wildest dream 

 

Stan

it's 4 am 

go to sleep 

 

Bev for president 

why are you up 

hmmmm ??? 

 

Stan 

because my phone ringer is on 

 

Bev for president 

well why is it on

silence it

 

Richayyy

guys my dream 

 

Stan

I keep it on in case of emergencies and I need to wake up

 

Eddie

are you kidding me guys

why the fuck are you up so late

go to sleep so I don't have to hear Stan's stupid ringer 

 

Richayyy

:(

 

Bev for president 

go ahead richie tell us your dream 

 

Richayyy

okay it was so wild

basically 

eds was there

and he asked me out but it turns out he was actually an alien sent from outer space to get info on humans

so his commander (stan) could wipe out the human race 

 

Stan

did I succeed 

 

Richayyy

no

 

Stan

then I'm no longer interested 

 

Eddie 

I'm going to bed 

 

Richayyy

no body cares about me in this house 

 

Bev for president

I care about you richie :')

 

Richayyy

:')

 


 

The Losers Club

(but at a reasonable time) 

Mike & Ike

so

eddies an alien huh

 

Ben10

it would appear so 

 

Bill Nye 

makes sense 

 

Richayyy

thank you!

 

Mike & Ike

I can't believe you would do that to richie Eddie :(

 

Eddie 

shut up you know I'd never do that 

 

Bill Nye 

ask Richie out? 

 

Eddie

no I mean play with his feelings like that 

 

Mike & Ike

but what I'm hearing is 

you'd ask Richie out 

 


 

Richayyy to Bill Nye 

Richayyy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bill Nye 

sounds about right 

 


 

Match Makers

 

Bev for president 

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The Losers Club

 

Richayyy

aw do you love me Eddie spaghetti

 

Eddie

No

 

Stan

hey that's my word

 

Eddie

you don't own it

 

Richayyy has changed his name to Eddie

 

Eddie

what the fuck  

 

Eddie

change it back idiot

 

Bev for president

O.o

 

Eddie

Not funny dumbfuck

 

Eddie

I see what you're doing

 

Ben10

I...

I can't tell who's who

 

Stan

I don't necessarily care

 

Bill Nye

I can tell

 

Bev for president

wtf how

 

Bill Nye

I know my children

 

Eddie

what the fuck

 

Eddie

what the fuck

 

Mike & Ike

LMAOOOOOO

 

Eddie

wait I didn't mean to say that

 

Eddie

can you stop now

 

Eddie has left the chat

 

Bev for president

guess we found the real Eddie

 

Eddie

boo

this is no fun without him here

 

Eddie has changed his name to Richayyy

Bill Nye has added Eddie to The Losers Club

 

Eddie

I hate you  

 

Richayyy

love you too

 


 

Match Makers

Bev for president

pinning is so fucking dumb

 


 

Bev for president to Ben10

Bev for president 

let's go on a date 

Ben10

what

 

Bev for president 

a proper one 

pick me up at 7 on Friday 

 

Ben10 

 

Bev for president

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 Ben10

well say no more 

I'm in 

 

Bev for president

:)