edthompson added chefliz , nogoodnick , jeremythompson , and mollysmob to the group
edthompson named the group our family
edthompson: Please let me know if this goes through. :-)
jeremythompson: oh no
mollysmob: he finally figured out group chats
chefliz: Ed, dear, what have you done?
edthompson: I’ve created a family group chat!
mollysmob: is it, though?
edthompson: Oh, come on! This way, we can get a hold of each other if an important issue arises! I hear group chats are the best way to stay in touch
jeremythompson: they also say every group chat spurs a second group chat without the annoying people in it
jeremythompson: not that i would know because the only group chat i’m in is the student government one, but still
mollysmob: that means you aren’t in the student government spin off chat without the annoying people
jeremythompson: i brought that on myself
mollysmob: you sure did
mollysmob: anyway if this group chat had a second group chat without the annoying people, it would literally just be me and nick
edthompson: Be nice!
mollysmob: you could be in it too, dad
edthompson: Sounds perfectly nice to me!
chefliz: Could you all please stop texting so much while I am at work?
mollysmob: anyway i’m making that second group chat now
mollysmob added jeremythompson and nogoodnick to the chat
mollysmob named the group our family: the sub chat
jeremythompson: i’m honored to be involved in this
mollysmob: don’t let it get to your head
mollysmob: and you have to change your username to something more exciting
nogoodnick: yeah, even liz’s username is more exciting than yours!
jeremythompson: okay, rude
mollysmob: but she’s got a point
jeremythompson ugh fine
jeremythompson changed his username to futurepresident
mollysmob: yeah i’m gonna have to veto that
futurepresident: then come up with a fun username yourself!
mollysmob: how about gayandarrogant
futurepresident: those are not my only two defining factors!
futurepresident: why was i thankful to be in this chat again?
futurepresident changed his username to jeremyt
jeremyt: this is as fun as you’re getting
nogoodnick: we will break you someday
jeremyt: wow, i feel so threatened
nogoodnick: you know i have leverage on you
nogoodnick: i have tea, and i am willing to spill it
mollysmob: ...what tea
jeremyt: yes, what tea?
nogoodnick: oh, just a little something that happened on poker night ;)
jeremyt: you said you wouldn’t tell!
nogoodnick: but that doesn’t mean i can’t threaten to spill
mollysmob: what happened!!!
jeremyt: well, i know what happened with you on poker night too!
nogoodnick: oh, me almost kissing will? yeah, i already told molly that.
nogoodnick: you ain’t got nothin on me
jeremyt: ..that would mean i do have something on you
mollysmob: this is why you didn’t get added to the student government chat without the annoying people
mollysmob: i want to know what happened!!!!
mollysmob: i swear i won’t tell anyone
jeremyt: no! i’m not telling you!
nogoodnick: i’m gonna start dropping hints
jeremyt: wow, your username really is true
nogoodnick: it involved a boy
mollysmob: tell me
jeremyt: you don’t know him!
mollysmob: i bet it’s someone in the student government
jeremyt: UGH fine
jeremyt: it’s Eric
mollysmob: oooh and he’s so important his name gets a capital letter?
jeremyt: nick caught him and i kissing in the hallway after poker night
mollysmob: so are you guys dating or what???
mollysmob: tell me everything
jeremyt: i am literally in class right now
mollysmob: with eric??
jeremyt: SHUT UP
nogoodnick: what class are you in, Jeremy?
jeremyt: ....i don’t think i should tell you
nogoodnick: but why not?
mollysmob: he has pre calc
nogoodnick: and what room is that in?
mollysmob: idk, upstairs???
jeremyt: nick please tell me you did not sneak out of class to come spy on me
nogoodnick: it’s only fair considering you skipped school to spy on me
nogoodnick: now tell me what room you’re in
mollysmob: i forgot you sent me a picture of your schedule when you first got it!
jeremyt: why did i do that
nogoodnick: gee, molly, i really have to go to the bathroom
mollysmob: you know what? i do too
nogoodnick: better use the upstairs one bc the downstairs bathrooms all smell bad
mollysmob: you’re right; they’re absolutely horrendous
mollysmob: wish our student body president would do something about that
jeremyt: go ask lisa
jeremyt: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU GUYS OUTSIDE THE DOOR
nogoodnick: we should go in and say the volunteer squad wants to interview him
mollysmob: omg is that eric sitting next to you
nogoodnick: omg is that you letting eric read this conversation
mollysmob: the height of romance <3
jeremyt: well we know you’ve never had a boyfriend before
jeremyt: Eric laughed at it
nogoodnick: we know
nogoodnick: we saw
jeremyt: aren’t your teachers going to be wondering why you’re taking so long in the bathroom?
nogoodnick: pfft you think the biology teachers notice anything?
mollysmob: she’s got a point
mollysmob: and i’m such a good student that no one will question me taking a long bathroom break just this once
jeremyt: you guys are. the worst.
jeremyt: GO BACK TO CLASS
mollysmob: ugh fine
mollysmob: we got the information we needed anyways
mollysmob: you are in class with eric
nogoodnick: send him all our love <3
jeremyt: go away
mollysmob: see you at home <33333
mollysmob: wait so are you guys dating
jeremyt: GO AWAY
nogoodnick: well you better not let him slip away..
mollysmob: if you’re not dating by the time we get home, nick and i are helping you plan out how to ask him out
nogoodnick: because we know how your plans tend to go
jeremyt: what did i do to deserve this
nogoodnick: we’re trying to be helpful!
jeremyt: while also insulting me
nogoodnick: okay fair
jeremyt: are you two back in class yet?
jeremyt: GO BACK TO CLASS
nogoodnick: ugh fine