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01/21/19

12:45 PM

 

edthompson added chefliz , nogoodnick , jeremythompson , and mollysmob to the group

 

edthompson named the group our family

 

edthompson: Please let me know if this goes through. :-)

 

jeremythompson: oh no

 

mollysmob: he finally figured out group chats

 

chefliz: Ed, dear, what have you done?

 

edthompson: I’ve created a family group chat!

 

nogoodnick: Cool!

 

mollysmob: is it, though?

 

nogoodnick: eh

 

edthompson: Oh, come on! This way, we can get a hold of each other if an important issue arises! I hear group chats are the best way to stay in touch

 

jeremythompson: they also say every group chat spurs a second group chat without the annoying people in it

 

jeremythompson: not that i would know because the only group chat i’m in is the student government one, but still

 

mollysmob: oop

 

mollysmob: that means you aren’t in the student government spin off chat without the annoying people

 

jeremythompson: i brought that on myself

 

mollysmob: you sure did

 

mollysmob: anyway if this group chat had a second group chat without the annoying people, it would literally just be me and nick

 

edthompson: Be nice!

 

mollysmob: you could be in it too, dad

 

edthompson: Sounds perfectly nice to me!

 

jeremythompson:

 

chefliz: Could you all please stop texting so much while I am at work?

 

chefliz: :-)

 

mollysmob: anyway i’m making that second group chat now





01/21/19

1:23 PM

mollysmob added jeremythompson and nogoodnick to the chat

 

mollysmob named the group our family: the sub chat

 

mollysmob: welcome

 

jeremythompson: i’m honored to be involved in this

 

mollysmob: don’t let it get to your head

 

mollysmob: and you have to change your username to something more exciting

 

nogoodnick: yeah, even liz’s username is more exciting than yours!

 

jeremythompson: okay, rude

 

mollysmob: but she’s got a point

 

jeremythompson ugh fine

 

jeremythompson changed his username to futurepresident

 

mollysmob: yeah i’m gonna have to veto that

 

futurepresident: then come up with a fun username yourself!

 

mollysmob: how about gayandarrogant

 

futurepresident: those are not my only two defining factors!

 

nogoodnick: eh

 

futurepresident: why was i thankful to be in this chat again?

 

mollysmob: idk

 

futurepresident changed his username to jeremyt

 

jeremyt: this is as fun as you’re getting

 

nogoodnick: we will break you someday

 

jeremyt: wow, i feel so threatened

 

nogoodnick: you know i have leverage on you

 

nogoodnick: i have tea, and i am willing to spill it

 

mollysmob: ...what tea

 

jeremyt: yes, what tea?

 

nogoodnick: oh, just a little something that happened on poker night ;)

 

jeremyt: you said you wouldn’t tell!

 

nogoodnick: but that doesn’t mean i can’t threaten to spill

 

mollysmob: what happened!!!

 

jeremyt: well, i know what happened with you on poker night too!

 

nogoodnick: oh, me almost kissing will? yeah, i already told molly that.

 

nogoodnick: you ain’t got nothin on me

 

jeremyt: ..that would mean i do have something on you

 

mollysmob: this is why you didn’t get added to the student government chat without the annoying people

 

mollysmob: anyway

 

mollysmob: i want to know what happened!!!!

 

mollysmob: i swear i won’t tell anyone

 

jeremyt: no! i’m not telling you!

 

mollysmob: please?

 

jeremyt: NO

 

nogoodnick: i’m gonna start dropping hints

 

jeremyt: wow, your username really is true

 

nogoodnick: thanks!

 

nogoodnick: it involved a boy

 

jeremyt: nick!

 

mollysmob: TEA

 

mollysmob: whomst

 

mollysmob: tell me

 

jeremyt: you don’t know him!

 

mollysmob: i bet it’s someone in the student government

 

mollysmob: jim?

 

mollysmob: no

 

mollysmob: hmmmm

 

jeremyt: UGH fine

 

jeremyt: it’s Eric

 

mollysmob: oooh and he’s so important his name gets a capital letter?

 

jeremyt: nick caught him and i kissing in the hallway after poker night

 

mollysmob: OMG

 

mollysmob: JEREMY

 

mollysmob: so are you guys dating or what???

 

mollysmob: tell me everything 

 

jeremyt: i am literally in class right now

 

mollysmob: with eric??

 

jeremyt: SHUT UP

 

nogoodnick: what class are you in, Jeremy?

 

jeremyt: ....i don’t think i should tell you

 

nogoodnick: but why not?

 

mollysmob: he has pre calc

 

nogoodnick: and what room is that in?

 

mollysmob: idk, upstairs???

 

jeremyt: nick please tell me you did not sneak out of class to come spy on me

 

nogoodnick: it’s only fair considering you skipped school to spy on me

 

nogoodnick: now tell me what room you’re in

 

mollysmob: 218

 

mollysmob: i forgot you sent me a picture of your schedule when you first got it!

 

jeremyt: why did i do that

 

nogoodnick: gee, molly, i really have to go to the bathroom

 

mollysmob: you know what? i do too

 

nogoodnick: better use the upstairs one bc the downstairs bathrooms all smell bad

 

mollysmob: you’re right; they’re absolutely horrendous

 

mollysmob: wish our student body president would do something about that

 

jeremyt: go ask lisa

 

jeremyt: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU GUYS OUTSIDE THE DOOR

 

nogoodnick: we should go in and say the volunteer squad wants to interview him

 

mollysmob: omg is that eric sitting next to you

 

nogoodnick: omg is that you letting eric read this conversation

 

mollysmob: the height of romance <3

 

jeremyt: well we know you’ve never had a boyfriend before

 

mollysmob: rude

 

jeremyt: Eric laughed at it

 

nogoodnick: we know

 

nogoodnick: we saw

 

jeremyt: aren’t your teachers going to be wondering why you’re taking so long in the bathroom?

 

nogoodnick: pfft you think the biology teachers notice anything?

 

mollysmob: she’s got a point

 

mollysmob: and i’m such a good student that no one will question me taking a long bathroom break just this once

 

jeremyt: you guys are. the worst.

 

nogoodnick: thanks!

 

jeremyt: GO BACK TO CLASS

 

mollysmob: ugh fine

 

mollysmob: we got the information we needed anyways

 

mollysmob: you are in class with eric

 

nogoodnick: send him all our love <3

 

jeremyt: go away

 

mollysmob: see you at home <33333

 

mollysmob: wait so are you guys dating

 

jeremyt: GO AWAY

 

nogoodnick: well you better not let him slip away..

 

mollysmob: if you’re not dating by the time we get home, nick and i are helping you plan out how to ask him out

 

nogoodnick: because we know how your plans tend to go

 

jeremyt: rude

 

jeremyt: what did i do to deserve this

 

nogoodnick: we’re trying to be helpful!

 

jeremyt: while also insulting me

 

nogoodnick: okay fair

 

jeremyt: are you two back in class yet?

 

mollysmob: yes

 

nogoodnick: probably

 

jeremyt: GO BACK TO CLASS

 

nogoodnick: ugh fine