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12 hours ago

[ Group - Galar Pokemon League ]



galar champion (Leon): wAKE UP KINGS AND QUEENS

galar champion (Leon): GUESS WHOS LIL BRO IS STARTIG HS GYM CHALEENGE 2DAY

galar champion (Leon): *CHALLENGE

galar champion (Leon): IM H

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): its 6am in the morning u himbo 

 

galar champion (Leon): so

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ur train isnt until 8am tf

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Congratulations, Leon.

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Give your brother my best regards. I’m looking forward to battle with him.

 

galar champion (Leon): thx bea ur the best

galar champion (Leon): unlike SOMEONE

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): wow

 

turffield gym (Milo): oh!!! congrats to your lil bro leon!!!! 

 

galar champion (Leon): milo my lad!!! thank u 

galar champion (Leon): hows ur bro doing

 

turffield gym (Milo): oh. uh

turffield gym (Milo): he’s 

turffield gym (Milo): vibrating 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Oh dear.

 

turffield gym (Milo): he’s been excited all mornin’ and scaring the wooloos 

turffield gym (Milo): imagine the day he starts his gym challenge

turffield gym (Milo): hoo boy 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): o yea hes gon vibrate into the stratosphere 

 

galar champion (Leon): wow didnt know u can spell 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): eat arse

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Leon’s right. I’m quite surprised myself considering that I’ve seen a lot back in my days. 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): WOW

 

galar champion (Leon): KABU!!!!! AYYYYYYYYY

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Morning, Mr Kabu! 

 

turffield gym (Milo): hey good morning mr kabu!! 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): old man y

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Good morning, it’s a pleasant day and I hope you’ve eaten your breakfast. 

motostoke gym (Kabu): I apologise, but I do not understand what you are saying, Raihan.

motostoke gym (Kabu): Or typing, to be accurate.

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): w

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): y r u like this old man

 

galar champion (Leon): u just spelt stratosphere u can type in proper grammar

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): eat my arse

 

galar champion (Leon): :///

galar champion (Leon): why are u offering something u dont have

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): h

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): excuse me

 

galar champion (Leon): you are excused

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): eat dirt

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): i assure u i have an arse n u r just jealous

 

galar champion (Leon): doubt

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Raihan, to have a firm bottom requires you to do daily squats. 

motostoke gym (Kabu): I very much doubt that you do that enough, or even exercise.

 

galar champion (Leon): HFHDJFHSJJFK

galar champion (Leon): KABU JUST CALLED UR ARSE FLAT LMAOOOO

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): WOW

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): MR KABU SIR WHAT DID I EVER DO TO U

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Spending all your time on your phone instead of exercising.

 

turffield gym (Milo): @raihan do you need nessa to bring you some burn heal?

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): MILO BLEASE



8 hours ago



circhester gym (Gordie): jfc why are you all up so early

circhester gym (Gordie): @leon hey congrats to your brother! hope he’ll enjoy his time in the challenge

circhester gym (Gordie): uhhhh mom says hi and good luck too

 

galar champion (Leon): GORDIE MY BOY

galar champion (Leon): THANKS

galar champion (Leon): AND SAY HI TO MRS MELONY FOR ME TOO

 

circhester gym (Gordie): shes reading over my shoulders 

circhester gym (Gordie): are you otw to your hometown rn?

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): hes typing in caps what do u think

 

circhester gym (Gordie): oh shit u right

 

galar champion (Leon): and what about it

galar champion (Leon): u wanna go

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u can’t even reach my face 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): ur toes

stow-on-side gym (Bea): hand them over 

 

galar champion (Leon): h

 

circhester gym (Gordie): wh

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): w

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): um

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): holy shit

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): I’m so sorry!!!!!! Allister’s Mimikyu got my phone!!!

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Excuse me!

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): Idk whats scarier 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): allisters pokemon knowing how to type 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): or seeing that sentence from beas name

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): o hey @nessa!!! Sis!!

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): what’s up bastard

hulbury gym (Nessa): @leon hope ur lil bro does well in the upcoming days! 

hulbury gym (Nessa): better not cry when i smash his team tho

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): o shit

 

galar champion (Leon): LMAO U WISH

galar champion (Leon): I bet u 10 bucks that he’ll kick ur arse in 1 round

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): u got it

hulbury gym (Nessa): that 10 bucks is mine

 

galar champion (Leon): ;))))))

galar champion (Leon): o shit brb got found out at the station

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): cant believe leon got murdered by fans in motostoke 

 

galar champion (Leon): eat ur nonexistent arse

galar champion (Leon): u wish i was dead so u can be champion

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): >:o

 

5 hours ago 



hulbury gym (Nessa): this year’s gym challenge has a surprisingly good amount of trainers tho

hulbury gym (Nessa): think it’ll be fun

 

turffield gym (Milo): boy howdy i sure hope it will

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): dont u have to herd ur wooloos even more 

 

turffield gym (Milo): even better! more workout for the wooloos

turffield gym (Milo): they’ve been getting too fat :(((  millie in particular has been begging me for treats 

turffield gym (Milo): she’s gotta make up for it

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Milo, I think you should stop feeding them so much.

 

turffield gym (Milo): but mr kabu… 

turffield gym (Milo): [my_sweet_lil_gal.jpg]

turffield gym (Milo): how could i say no to this face

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): milo no!!!!

 

turffield gym (Milo): :’((((

turffield gym (Milo): milo yes

turffield gym (Milo): ness you feed your goldeens treats too they’re fatter than i remembered when i visited last week

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): !!!!!!

hulbury gym (Nessa): I MEAN

hulbury gym (Nessa): THEY SWIM AND CONSTANTLY EXERCISE

hulbury gym (Nessa): they’re not as fat as ur wooloos :(((

 

turffield gym (Milo): lies and slander

turffield gym (Milo): mr kabu feeds his centiskorch too much strawberries too 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): …wasn’t it apple slices

 

turffield gym (Milo): oh?

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): One time I saw him giving his pokemon a sip of apple juice.

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Directly from the juice box.

stow-on-side gym (Bea): It was in the locker room after last year’s tournament. 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): omg

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): L

motostoke gym (Kabu): [this message was deleted]

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): bea we owe you

 

turffield gym (Milo): mr kabu there’s no shame in giving your pokemon treats in secret 



4 hours ago



ballonlea gym (Opal): Personally, I would recommend mixing some treats with your curry occasionally to make your pokemon happier.

ballonlea gym (Opal): But of course, there’s nothing wrong with self-indulgence here and then.

 

turffield gym (Milo): @kabu 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): milo omg



2 hours ago



galar champion (Leon): [look_at_my_boy_go.jpg]

galar champion (Leon): [scorbunny_fistbump.jpg]

galar champion (Leon): [first_battle.jpg]

galar champion (Leon): LOOK AT MY WEE LAD BEING COOL

galar champion (Leon): [battle_2.jpg] 

galar champion (Leon): [bbq_with_fam.jpg]

 

circhester gym (Gordie): bro cant believe you’re having bbq without us :(((

 

galar champion (Leon): LMAO rip 

galar champion (Leon): i’ll think of u as i eat 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): tf y ur moms cooking always look so good

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): whos that other kid btw

 

galar champion (Leon): oh yeah that’s our neighbour! 

galar champion (Leon): hop grew up with them since they were little

galar champion (Leon): forgot to mention they’re both starting their journey 2day tgt 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ooo i smell rivalry

 

galar champion (Leon): BOY listen here

galar champion (Leon): this kid is going places 

galar champion (Leon): kicked hop’s arse in their first battle today 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): oh no there goes my chance

 

galar champion (Leon): u wish

galar champion (Leon): theyre both doing great tbh they push each other and grow tgt

galar champion (Leon): im so proud

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): whats this 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): r u going soft

 

galar champion (Leon): know that i’m eating more of these delicious bbq and youll never get some

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :(



40 minutes ago



galar champion (Leon): [tired_kids.jpg]

galar champion (Leon): theyre tired out and im so

galar champion (Leon): [cat_hearts_meme.jpg]

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): how many photos did you take today

 

galar champion (Leon): let me indulge ness :((( 

galar champion (Leon): after tmr i have to return to my championish duties and cant see hop again

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u know that u can always call him yea

 

galar champion (Leon): its not the same :(((((

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): cute kid

 

galar champion (Leon): u know how rose has me running around doing things

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): o shit cryptid

 

galar champion (Leon): HEY PETERSON

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): DON’T

spikemuth gym (Piers): call me that

spikemuth gym (Piers): bloody hell that’s a lotta messages

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): idk how much more of a nutter leon can get after today

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): i mean, i don’t blame him

spikemuth gym (Piers): my lil sis is starting her challenge today too

spikemuth gym (Piers): been busy helping her out

 

galar champion (Leon): oh? 

galar champion (Leon): u got a sis?

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): ...yes

spikemuth gym (Piers): why

 

galar champion (Leon): is she pretty

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): you better watch your mouth and think carefully before you speak

spikemuth gym (Piers): but yes of course she’s pretty. what kind of question is that 

 

galar champion (Leon): bet u that she’s not prettier than hop

galar champion (Leon): [new_jacket.jpg]

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): leon i s2g

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): h

spikemuth gym (Piers): ok 

spikemuth gym (Piers): your bro looks good in that but my sis rocks leather jackets

spikemuth gym (Piers): [marnie_first_day.jpg]

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): oh! love the jacket

hulbury gym (Nessa): that’s a p good brand

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): she picked it out herself 

spikemuth gym (Piers): i’m so proud

 

galar champion (Leon): oooooh

galar champion (Leon): your sis is v pretty in it i agree

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): you better

 

galar champion (Leon): a solid 6/10 

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): 6

spikemuth gym (Piers): 6/10???? 

spikemuth gym (Piers): excuse me

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): leon oh my god

 

galar champion (Leon): leather jackets look better on Hop 

galar champion (Leon): i give him a 10/10 

galar champion (Leon): your sis will catch up soon tho ;)))

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): this just in leon found dead in an alleyway

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): why are you like this



10 minutes ago

[Private Message: Piers > Leon ]



Piers: you

Piers: come to spikemuth and say that to my face 

Piers: cunt

 

Leon: ;p 




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6 hours ago

[ Private Message: Leon > Piers ]



Leon: y werent u at the ceremony this morning

Leon: n here i was waiting for u to kick my arse

Leon: :(((((

Leon: :(((((((((((((((

Leon: so does this means u agree that hop looks better than ur sis 

 

Piers: I’ll make sure no one finds your corpse.

 

Leon: :o



5 hours ago

[ Group - Galar Pokemon League ]



hulbury gym (Nessa): so

hulbury gym (Nessa): it begins

hulbury gym (Nessa): @milo @kabu where’s my house arrest squad at

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): stop being so dramatic

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): says you, an e boy

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u mean THE e boy

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): terrible

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ;)

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): but seriously

hulbury gym (Nessa): julia darling 

hulbury gym (Nessa): i know i have to stay here in case a challenger shows up early

hulbury gym (Nessa): but i doubt they will within three days 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u gotta step up ur escaping game sis

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): you talk as if your trainers can’t just track you down simply by your pokegram posts

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): but they didnt

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :^)

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): piss off

hulbury gym (Nessa): at least milo gives me a warning 

hulbury gym (Nessa): @milo thanks btw bb

 

turffield gym (Milo): @nessa you’re welcome

turffield gym (Milo): i’ll try to push more of them back this year though

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): nah it’s ok

hulbury gym (Nessa): we’ve got to let kabu ambush them

 

turffield gym (Milo): hahaha 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): am i witnessing a heist 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): is this why everyone says that old man is 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): the firewall

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): haha get it

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): you disgust me

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u kno im right

 

turffield gym (Milo): nessie and i have to figure out how to keep them on their toes somehow 

turffield gym (Milo): plus, mr kabu feels bad every time someone cries after losing to him 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): That is kind of cute. 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): i know

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): oh my god

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ive never heard this story n i demand to know it

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): what, did u think he enjoys??? making someone lose so hard they cry?

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ...

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): oh my god 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): in my defense he has one hell of a poker face

 

turffield gym (Milo): does he?

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): yes????

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): he always look so angry 

 

turffield gym (Milo): hahahahahahaha 

turffield gym (Milo): i guess... he really does look like that to the others

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): i cannot believe this

hulbury gym (Nessa): listen one time he made a wee lass cry after she lost to him

hulbury gym (Nessa): felt rly bad about it

hulbury gym (Nessa): he took her to the breakroom and gave her some apple slices 

 

circhester gym (Gordie): when i decided to open my phone up this afternoon i wasn’t expecting to read this

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): why do you think he’s got so many snacks in his gym kitchen now

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): OH

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): is this y he never runs out of chips and soda even tho he doesnt eat them

 

circhester gym (Gordie): why are u so familiar with his fridge

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): im not

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): but leon is

 

circhester gym (Gordie): im

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): hes rly stumped by it

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): more snacks 4 me tho so im not complaining

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): btw kabu wants me to tell u that it’s not good to judge a book by a cover

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): what

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): he also says that you should stop raiding his gym kitchen whenever you stop by

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ??

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ARE YOU TWO TOGETHER RN

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): milo is here too

hulbury gym (Nessa): 1 sec

hulbury gym (Nessa): [group_selfie.jpg]

hulbury gym (Nessa): we’re having our annual pre-circuit lunch date before being banished to our respective cities for the next couple of weeks

 

circhester gym (Gordie): oh wow i miss kabu’s cooking 

 

turffield gym (Milo): it’s alright we all feel the same way 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): IS THAT HIS CENTISKORTCH

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): IS HE GRILLING MEAT ON HIS POKEMON



4 hours ago

[ Group - Tri Attack ]



Kabu: Do I truly look that angry most of the time?

 

Nessa: what

 

Kabu: I was... admittedly curious from what Raihan mentioned earlier in the other group chat.

 

Nessa: why are you typing in the group old man

Nessa: we’re literally less than 10 feet apart

 

Kabu: I would prefer not to raise my voice.

 

Milo: well

Milo: i don’t think you look angry

Milo: but you do look intense all the time 

 

Nessa: i mean 

Nessa: you are a fire specialist so 

 

Kabu: I suppose that is true.

Kabu: Nessa, did you have to tell him about the apple slices?

 

Nessa: this is payback for all those dad jokes

Nessa: btw we’re out of meat

 

Kabu: I’m on it.

 

 

3 hours ago

[ Group - Galar Pokemon League ]



circhester gym (Gordie): btw @leon is this ur lil bro

circhester gym (Gordie): [purple_boy.jpg]

circhester gym (Gordie): ok fine they have purple hair but i’m just making sure

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): i bet u 5 bucks he is

 

circhester gym (Gordie): i admit i am stupid but not that stupid

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): there goes my plans of robbing u blind

 

circhester gym (Gordie): i cannot believe they have the exact same smile

circhester gym (Gordie): minus the beard though

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): thank god for that

 

galar champion (Leon): HHKFKFKKDKCKDLCF

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): there he is

 

galar champion (Leon): THATS MY BOY 

galar champion (Leon): ROTOM PIN THIS PIC



[ Sure thing, Mr Champion! ]

[ A message was pinned to this group ]



circhester gym (Gordie): ????

circhester gym (Gordie): what thw fuck 

 

galar champion (Leon): THANK YOU ROTOM 

 

circhester gym (Gordie): since when did this chat have this function

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): o yeah its raihans rotom

 

circhester gym (Gordie): somehow i don’t think i should be surprised at things like this

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): i think it has access to our chat via his phone so

hulbury gym (Nessa): its basically his pr manager 

 

circhester gym (Gordie): rotom, what else can you do in this chat

 

[ As I am essentially the acting admin of this group chat, I am able to access all functions available to said position ]

[ Tasks that I am able to do include: voice to text; nickname editing; deleting and recovering messages ]

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): did someone just mentioned me

 

circhester gym (Gordie): what are you, some kind of sensor 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): wait

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): did u say u can change nicknames

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): ...

 

circhester gym (Gordie): how do u not know when rotom is literally  your pokemon

 

[ Yes, that is one of the functions available to me as well ]

[ As per Chairman Rose’s request however, all changes shall revert back to the defaults within a day to prevent confusion ]

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :)

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u know what im thinking rotom

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): no

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): but ness

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :(

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :(((

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): no

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): how can u say no to this face

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): i can and i just did

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): how can u say no to this face

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): [selfie.jpg]

 

circhester gym (Gordie): nasty

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): disgusting

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Absolutely terrible.

 

galar champion (Leon): u look like a rat that has sunburn

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): ^^^

 

circhester gym (Gordie): ^^^^^

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): all of u wound me 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): did bea just srsly pop in to say that

 

circhester gym (Gordie): she’s not wrong tho

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): WOW



54 minutes ago

[ Group - Galar Pokemon League ]



ballonlea gym (Opal): My evening tea has finally kicked in, so I suppose we should get started on the betting pools for this year.

ballonlea gym (Opal): Place your bets, children. Rotom, dear, would you be so kind as to keep the score?

 

[ It’ll be my pleasure, ma’am! ]

 

ballonlea gym (Opal): Wonderful.

 

circhester gym (Gordie): is it time for our annual ‘who makes the most trainers quit’ pools again

circhester gym (Gordie): somehow i think i should feel bad for the new challengers

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): lmao its not like we’re doing it on purpose tbh

 

circhester gym (Gordie): ok fine u r right

circhester gym (Gordie): i’m betting on kabu for most

 

turffield gym (Milo): nessa for me!

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): aw @milo ilu too

hulbury gym (Nessa): my money’s on opal tho

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): As am I.

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): O SHIT FINALLY

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): YEAH

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): I bet on myself ;)))

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): how big is your ego

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): HEY NOW

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): some1 has to weed out the kids before letting them get to leon 

 

circhester gym (Gordie): he’s got a point

circhester gym (Gordie): mom says she’s betting on kabu too

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ur mom picks whatever u do nerd

 

circhester gym (Gordie): NOT ALL THE TIME

 

ballonlea gym (Opal): Very good. Now for the second: pick a number from this year’s list of gym challengers and how far do you think they’ll manage in the circuit.

ballonlea gym (Opal): As always, the last fellow still standing buys us all a drink. 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): 69 and kabu kills them in one shot

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): ^^^

 

turffield gym (Milo): hahahahaha

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): I can’t

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Say I disagree.

 

galar champion (Leon): HFJSJFKSJFJSJFJKSKD

 

circhester gym (Gordie): raihan that was big brained of u

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): listen i saw the list

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): were getting both 69 and 420 this year

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): both

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): imagine the ODDS

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): if he doesnt then ill personally treat the madlads to drinks when they get to me

 

circhester gym (Gordie): iconic

 

galar champion (Leon): i call bagsy on 420

 

circhester gym (Gordie): not if i get to them first 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): HA

hulbury gym (Nessa): u wish

hulbury gym (Nessa): 420 on kabu because it’ll be ironic

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u right

 

galar champion (Leon): kabu u have to say blaze it when u do

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): U RIGHT

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Why that phrase specifically?

motostoke gym (Kabu): And I doubt I would ‘kill’ a gym challenger just because of a number they chose…

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): no u gotta show no mercy

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): I do not understand...

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): If Mr Kabu cannot take down number 69, then we shouldn’t pressure him to do so.

stow-on-side gym (Bea): But I suppose it’s no surprise that his age is catching up to him.

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): HHhooLY FUCK

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): i need to screenshot this

 

galar champion (Leon): BEA GOING IN FOR THE KILL

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): I shall take responsibility in… "annihilating" number 69 in his place.

 

galar champion (Leon): BEA GOING IN FOR THE KILL

 

circhester gym (Gordie): that shouldnt sound as funny as it should

circhester gym (Gordie): every year it’s just us betting on when 69 and 420 disqualifies in the gym challenge 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): more like if kabu kills either one of them before the rest of us do

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): thats what makes it so funny

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): I do not understand...

motostoke gym (Kabu): But I shall take up your challenge, Bea…

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Pardon me but why does this sound so ominous.  



14 minutes ago

[ Private Message: Raihan > Nessa ]



hammerlocke gym (Raihan): psssssst

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): how come you never invite me to kabus bbqs

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :(

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): why

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): even gordie did 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :(((

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): r u jealous you can’t have any of his hot meat

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): HHJKGKFKFJDJFJJDJFJDF

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): FJFJJFJSJFKSKDK

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): DID U HAVE TO MAKE ME READ IT WITH MY OWN 2 EYES

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): so r u jealous

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): NO

 

 

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20 minutes ago

[ Group - Cheeky Nandos and the lads ]



wooloo.rights: @victor hey u good bruv? didnt see u during the opening ceremony today :(((

 

Cheeky Nandos: nah hes still alive

Cheeky Nandos: just camera shy

Cheeky Nandos: @victor can i call u big baby 

 

wooloo.rights: hhgkkfjfkdjfjf

 

victor: you already call me that 

victor: all the time

 

Cheeky Nandos: u kno im right

 

victor: i want to die

 

wooloo.rights: oh mood

 

Cheeky Nandos: tbh lucky u skipped on it 

Cheeky Nandos: it was p noisy 

Cheeky Nandos: huge crowd

Cheeky Nandos: me @ chairman rose: thanks i hate it

 

victor: oh thank god

 

Cheeky Nandos: theres this lady who screamed when leon and that tall dragon man walked onto the field

Cheeky Nandos: i can still hear the ringing

 

wooloo.rights: i want to say you have my consolations 

wooloo.rights: but now at least you understand how i feel whenever i had to pick up lee at the station

 

victor: it be like that sometimes

 

wooloo.rights: six years, vic. six years of squeezing through his crowds of fans

 

victor: was there a ton of people at the station when he visited yesterday tho

victor: i wanted to say hi but the pecha berries sale was ending in 10 mins and i can’t risk mum killing me

 

Cheeky Nandos: can i have ur cds if u died

 

victor: i’m changing my will and making munchlax my sole inheritor just to spite you 

 

Cheeky Nandos: bold of u to assume i wouldnt fight him for it

Cheeky Nandos: also nah dw about it i told leon

Cheeky Nandos: same old same old

Cheeky Nandos: he says hi too

 

wooloo.rights: btw gloria you sure you dont want your starter 

 

Cheeky Nandos: i banished him to the shadow realm

Cheeky Nandos: why

 

wooloo.rights: i mean 

wooloo.rights: you already battled with him against my scorbunny

wooloo.rights: u might die in the wild

 

Cheeky Nandos: do i look like the sort of person that can die

 

wooloo.rights: o shit u right

 

Cheeky Nandos: im kidding but i mean i can always kiss sobble whenever i run into v again

Cheeky Nandos: plus he needs him more than me lmao

Cheeky Nandos: babyface mcbaby

 

victor: your proficiency in the english lexicon astounds me

 

Cheeky Nandos: thank u

 

victor: @hop she’ll be fine. i’ll help her catch a pokemon otw

victor: cant have her dying this early during the challenge 

 

wooloo.rights: u right she owes me nachos

wooloo.rights: wait

wooloo.rights: why didn’t u two catch it before the ceremony we literally had to go through the wild area

 

victor: because SOMEONE

victor: got too distracted by every berry tree we came across 

 

Cheeky Nandos: its free berries v

 

victor: you know how many skwovets chewed thru my hat

 

Cheeky Nandos: worth it

 

victor: you have 48 oran berries in your bag

victor: how much curry do u plan to make 

 

wooloo.rights: oh my god

 

Cheeky Nandos: i’ll share half of them with u

 

victor: ...fine

 

Cheeky Nandos: also i want a rookidee

 

victor: beggars cant be choosers

 

Cheeky Nandos: i want a rookidee

Cheeky Nandos: vicky i will die

 

victor: then die

 

Cheeky Nandos: btw ur uniforms in the hotel closet

 

8 minutes ago

 

victor: HHJFKDHFJDJFHHHF

victor: @GLORIA

victor: @GLORIA DID YOU ENTER 420 AS MY NUMBER

victor: @GLORIA WHY

 

wooloo.rights: haha blaze it

 

Cheeky Nandos: haha blaze it

 

victor: WHY ARE YOU TWO LIKE THIS

 

Cheeky Nandos: if it makes u feel better i lost to hop in rock paper scissors 

Cheeky Nandos: so i got 69

 

victor: IVE GOT 420 PRINTED ACROSS MY ARSE







Chapter Text

Last Tuesday at 2:04 PM

[ Private Message: Piers > Marnie ]



Piers: once again

Piers: you got this, i believe in you, good luck

Piers: love u

 

Marnie: oh my god

Marnie: piers shut up you send me this every time i go on a trip 

 

Piers: you wound me with ur words

Piers: my dear baby sister

 

Marnie: PIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marnie: SHUT UP

Marnie: IT HAS BEEN ONLY 2 WEEKS

 

Piers: clutches chest

Piers: marnie i’m dying

 

Marnie: i’ll order roses for your tombstone and i’ll make sure they’re expired 

 

Piers: thank you 

Piers: my only dying wish is for you to become champion

Piers: also if u see challenger 189 please kill him

 

Marnie: no!!!!!!

 

Piers: marnie please

 

Marnie: murder is illegal

 

Piers: not if you ain’t caught



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3 days ago at 5:24 PM

[ Group - Galar Pokemon League ]



galar champion (Leon): SOMEONE TELL @RAIHAN TO STOP SENDINH ME CURSED MEMES

galar champion (Leon): I KNO NESSA ISNT HERE 2 ROAST U BUT I DONT DESERVE HTIS

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ur only complaining bc ur losing

 

galar champion (Leon): IF I HAD TO LOOK AT ONE MKRE 

galar champion (Leon): SPAGETTI IN CROCS PIC IM GOIN OT DIE

 

circhester gym (Gordie): im too afraid to ask 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): its not spaghetti in crocs u heathen

hammerlocke gym (Raihan):

 

galar champion (Leon): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

circhester gym (Gordie): eh

circhester gym (Gordie): its… not that bad tbh

circhester gym (Gordie): my sister shows me worse things

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ikr 

 

galar champion (Leon): WHERE DID U EVEN FIND THESE

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): funny that you ask



[ Raihan added Allister to the group! ]



hammerlocke gym (Raihan): meet my dealer :)

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): are 

spikemuth gym (Piers): you srsly calling the kid your dealer

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): you know im right 

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): how do u even know him

spikemuth gym (Piers): is bea aware of this

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): LMAO SHE KNOWS 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): she asks me 2 babysit him occasionally like rn

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): we play DnD n minecraft tgt 

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): can’t believe someone would let u babysit

 

galar champion (Leon): DnD???????? 

galar champion (Leon): arent kids these days wild on fornite or smth 

 

Allister: fortnitw is 2 overrate d

 

galar champion (Leon): ????? 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u heard the little man

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): im

spikemuth gym (Piers): stop being a bad influence 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): BLS

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): where do u think i get most of my pics from

 

galar champion (Leon): u????? expect me to believe u dont collect cursed pics on ur own?????

 

circhester gym (Gordie): ^^^

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): ^^

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ... i hate to admit this but yall have a point

 

galar champion (Leon): good to kno u have some brain cells left

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): WOW

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): BUT OK FINE lets play a game 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): 10 pics from ghost boy 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): if u last thru them ill treat all of u to pizza 

 

galar champion (Leon): squints

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): @allister if u make them crack ill buy u that giant gengar plush

 

Allister: 👀👌

 

circhester gym (Gordie): i mean i won’t say no to free pizza

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): no wait

spikemuth gym (Piers): how much pizza exactly

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): idk??? as much as yall want lmao order until ure full

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): i saved a screenshot of this

spikemuth gym (Piers): don’t u back out 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): bls i never disappoint

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): aight kiddo let it rip

 

circhester gym (Gordie): how bad could it be tbh

 

Allister:



galar champion (Leon): @raihan i hate this already but i’m going on just to spite u

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ;o

 

circhester gym (Gordie): its 

circhester gym (Gordie): its ok

circhester gym (Gordie): a waste of good cheese tbh

 

Allister:

 

galar champion (Leon): 😬

 

circhester gym (Gordie): HM

circhester gym (Gordie): dont like that 

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): eh not too bad i’ve seen ppl eating worse things behind the dumpster

 

circhester gym (Gordie): did u mean urself

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): dont call me out like this

 

Allister:



circhester gym (Gordie): W

circhester gym (Gordie): wtf

 

galar champion (Leon): I HATE THIS

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): tapping out? ;)

 

galar champion (Leon): HHHHHHHHHHHHNO

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :)))

 

circhester gym (Gordie): if my mum sees this shes murdering someone

 

Allister:



Allister: bone app the teeth

 

circhester gym (Gordie): hWAT THE FUCK

 

galar champion (Leon): FUCK

galar champion (Leon): F U CJ

 

circhester gym (Gordie): ????????????

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): mate what the absolute FUCK

spikemuth gym (Piers): what the fuck is this

 

circhester gym (Gordie): ive never felt so violated looking at a pic 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): I have 7 battles lined up today and i am here looking at this cursed group chat 

hulbury gym (Nessa): @raihan what the FUCK

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): IM NOT THE ONE SENDING THE PICS

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): YOU STARTED IT 

 

Allister:

 

galar champion (Leon): IM OUT IM OUT I HA T W THIS

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): psh, you called that cursed?

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): watch this

hammerlocke gym (Raihan):

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): im 

 

turffield gym (Milo): i do not like this :(

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): STOP

hulbury gym (Nessa): HWAT IS THIS

 

galar champion (Leon):

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): im coming over to hammerlocke to beat your ass

spikemuth gym (Piers): you’re so cursed you summoned everybody in here to cry

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): its a talent

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): STOP SENDING FEET PICS

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): fine

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): @allister

 

Allister: 👌

Allister:



circhester gym (Gordie): HHHFHDHFHDJFJFJFK

 

galar champion (Leon): STOP WERE ALREADY GIVING UP

 

Allister:



circhester gym (Gordie): OH MY FUCKING GOD

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): i despise this picture with very fiber of my being

 

circhester gym (Gordie): WHAT IS THAT

circhester gym (Gordie): WHY

 

turffield gym (Milo): no…

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): i

 

turffield gym (Milo): that is… not how you use beans...

 

galar champion (Leon): @kabu @bea PLEASE COME BACK THE CHILDREN ARE GOING MAD FROM POWER

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): NO DONT CALL KAB

 

galar champion (Leon): @kabu

galar champion (Leon): @kabu

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): @kabu @bea

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): N O

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): @kabu throw him in babyjail 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): HHJFGDSGKDKGDJFG

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): LEON IM COMING FOR UR ASS

 

galar champion (Leon): @kabu

 

turffield gym (Milo): @kabu

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): What

motostoke gym (Kabu): Is going on.

 

galar champion (Leon): @kabu NOT IF KABU GETS URS FIRST

galar champion (Leon): HA HERE HE COMES

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): ALLISTER

stow-on-side gym (Bea): WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

 

Allister: hhdkhlffjgk

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK

stow-on-side gym (Bea): AND R A I HAN

 

Allister: 🏃🏃🏃

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): OH SHIT SCATTER 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Oh NO YOU DONT

 

circhester gym (Gordie): here comes the police

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Someone help me corner raihan I’m going after him once I catch allister

 

turffield gym (Milo): @bea i’ll help! i’m done with my matches for today so ;)

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): jesus christ he’s dead

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): thank you milo!

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): get his ass bb!!!!



3 days ago at 7:48 PM



circhester gym (Gordie): u know what i usually dont do this but

circhester gym (Gordie): 20 on raihan outrunning milo

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): lmao

hulbury gym (Nessa): 10 on bea n milo catching the eboy

 

circhester gym (Gordie): dont u usually bet high on milo

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): yeah but

hulbury gym (Nessa): have u seen raihan’s legs

hulbury gym (Nessa): i love milo but one step for rai is probably milo’s 5

 

circhester gym (Gordie): HFGKHLFHLF

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): tenner on bea catching them both

 

ballonlea gym (Opal): A bill on Raihan and he will be caught in an hour’s time.

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): WOW OPAL

 

circhester gym (Gordie): that’s oddly specific

circhester gym (Gordie): why tho

 

ballonlea gym (Opal): I have eyewitness reports on his whereabouts together with Bea and Milo.

ballonlea gym (Opal): And recently, someone just mentioned seeing Kabu at the Hammerlocke Train Station.

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): oh fuck he’s dead



3 days ago at 7:48 PM



stow-on-side gym (Bea): [babyjail.jpg]

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Arrested for his crimes.

 

circhester gym (Gordie): oh no 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): “i procrastinated and send memes instead of doing my homework”

hulbury gym (Nessa): bea im crying 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): I’m framing this forever.



3 days ago at 8:18 PM



turffield gym (Milo): [timeout.jpg]

turffield gym (Milo): :D

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): i have no sympathy for this criminal.

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): is

hulbury gym (Nessa): is that kabu’s coat??????

hulbury gym (Nessa): how the hell did you tie him up in it

 

turffield gym (Milo): ask kabu 

turffield gym (Milo): all i did was to hold him down haha

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): nice touch with the signboard tho

spikemuth gym (Piers): this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): this is great blackmail material

 

turffield gym (Milo): leon wanted to post this on his pokegram so we had to make do :)))

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): We’ll let him go after he helps Allister finish his Maths and English quizzes. 



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Last Tuesday, 2:38 PM

[ Private Message: Marnie > Piers ]



Marnie: piers no i’m not killing anybody

 

Piers: i know some guys who can get rid of bodies 

Piers: just give me a call when the deed is done

 

Marnie: im not killing 189!!!!

Marnie: ...but if he’s a pervert or something i know how to do it myself 

 

Piers: im so proud of you



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Yesterday at 3:56 PM

[ Group - Galar Pokemon League ]



hammerlocke gym (Raihan): aight lads

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): say aye if we should add ice mama since we already got allister

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): lol jk im adding her either way

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): why did you even ask

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): its called being polite didnt ur mama teach u manners

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): cunt

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): love u too

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): did you not learnt from the previous incident

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): we dont talk about that

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): I was under the impression that she’s already in this chat?

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): no bc this dumbass spilled water on his rotom 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): :o

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): SHSHUSH

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): HOW WOULD I KNO THEYD SHORTCIRCUIT AND DELETE THE GROUP 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): I REMADE THE GC DIDNT I 

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): oh right

spikemuth gym (Piers): i forgot you have exactly zero braincells

spikemuth gym (Piers): my bad

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): piers why must u call me out like this

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): @gordie ay gimme yo mama’s number 

 

circhester gym (Gordie): no

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): aight

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): @everyone whos got mama’s number

 

circhester gym (Gordie): nobody tell him if you do i’m personally coming for your bones

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :(

 

circhester gym (Gordie): u can’t just add ppl just bc the holy trinity is gone 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): listen sometimes a man just gotta fill the empty hole in his heart

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): do u have a kink for getting roasted by kabu n nessa

spikemuth gym (Piers): old men and tan ladies huh

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): HHFHDHXHSHFHAHDHS

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): HWAT THE FUCK

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): NEVER SAY THTA AGAIN

 

circhester gym (Gordie): why are u booing him hes right

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): ofc i am

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): I WILL SNAP UR NECKS

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): how many times must i remind you to leave me out of your kinks

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): mOVING ON

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): also 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): @gordie r u still embarrassed that we walked in on that argument you had w ur mum

 

circhester gym (Gordie): HHJGKFJGJKDKGK

circhester gym (Gordie): U SHUT UR FILTHY MOUTH

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): LMAOOO

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): eyes emoji

 

circhester gym (Gordie): LIES AND SLANDER

circhester gym (Gordie): PIERS DID YOU SRSLY JUST TYPED EYE EMOJI OUT 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u gotta admit tho 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): it was hilarious

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): I still have the photos if you’re interested

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): eyes emoji

 

circhester gym (Gordie): HHGFHDJFJFJJF

circhester gym (Gordie): HJFJFJFJSK

circhester gym (Gordie): TRAITOR

circhester gym (Gordie): BEA NO

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): bea yes

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): bea yes

 

circhester gym (Gordie): N O

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): pls tell me u still have the vid

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): the one where melonys pokemon beat his ass

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Actually I do

stow-on-side gym (Bea): One moment 

 

circhester gym (Gordie): BEA

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): [christmas_battle.mp4]

 

circhester gym (Gordie): B E A

circhester gym (Gordie): ROTOB DELETE THIS

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): BEA I OWE U MY LIFE

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): im saving this

 

circhester gym (Gordie): AAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): IM SOBBING

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): FROSMOTH FINISH HIM!!!! 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): UR MUM LEGIT YELLED THAT IM 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): I think I still have more vids of that christmas dinner

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Good times

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Do you want them?

 

circhester gym (Gordie): bEA YOURE KILLING ME

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): YES BLEASE

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): IM TEXTING KABU FOR HER NUMBER

 

circhester gym (Gordie): NONOONONONONONONO O

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): FUCK HE ISTN REPLYIGN 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): A

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): @opal PLEASE 

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): how desperate are you to make a deal with Opal

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): THIS IS WORTH IT

 

ballonlea gym (Opal): I must say I agree with Piers.

ballonlea gym (Opal): Fortunately, I am in a good mood so I shall entertain you.

ballonlea gym (Opal): I do not give out favours freely, however.

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ILL DO ANYTHING

 

circhester gym (Gordie): RAI YOURE MAKING A MISTAKE

 

ballonlea gym (Opal): Very well. I shall accept the deal.

ballonlea gym (Opal): [shared a contact: Melony]

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): THX GRANDMA I OWE U MY LIFE 



[ Raihan added Melony to the group! ]



circhester gym (Gordie): RAI I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR LEFT SOCKS

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): jokes on u piers got to them already

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): i have no socks left

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): piss off im not into feet like you do

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): IM NOT

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): STOP SAYIGN I HAVE A FEET KINK

 

circhester gym (Gordie): that’s right drAG HIM

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): arrested for feet crimes 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!!!!!!!

 

Melony: Oh my.

Melony: Well, aren’t you kids an excited bunch!

Melony: @Bea I’d love a copy please!

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ITS MAMA

 

Melony: Gordie deleted all the copies from the house and I’ve been meaning to get a back up!

Melony: @raihan :D

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Of course, ma’am. I’ll compile them and send them to you in a bit.

 

Melony: Thank you!

Melony: It’s too bad I lost the pictures of Gordie in that nice sweater :(

 

circhester gym (Gordie): mother why must you forsake me so

 

Melony: Come now 

Melony: Can’t a mother keep some pictures of her dear son? 

Melony: I wanted to frame them!

 

circhester gym (Gordie): MOTHER WE HAVE AT LEAST 23 ALBUMS IN OUR HOUSE

circhester gym (Gordie): im dyinh

circhester gym (Gordie): someone can just deal me one more blow and i’ll perish on the spot

 

Allister: [gordie_christmas_sweater.jpg]

Allister: @melony

 

circhester gym (Gordie): A

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ROTOM PIN THIS



[ Of course! ]

[ A message was pinned to this group ]



circhester gym (Gordie): GOPDBYE

 

Melony: Oh!!! This is wonderful!

Melony: Thank you, Allister :)

 

Allister: ur wlcomw

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): i cant belieb gordie is dead

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): @everyone press f to pay respects

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): f

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): f

 

galar champion (Leon): f

 

Allister: alexa play despacito 

 

circhester gym (Gordie): im banning all of you from the christmas party this year

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): bold of you to assume that will stop us

 

circhester gym (Gordie): BLOCKED

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): sorry but your mum’s eggnog is too good to pass up



Yesterday at 6:03 PM



motostoke gym (Kabu): Why did my phone started playing a song?

motostoke gym (Kabu): What’s going on?



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Yesterday at 11:12 PM

[ Private Message: Marnie > Piers ]



Marnie: btw i’ll start giving away your rare league cards if you continue encouraging team yell and their antics

Marnie: the ones where you’re a cute teenager

 

Piers: NO 

 

Marnie: love you too 



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Today at 12:42 PM

[ Group - Galar Pokemon League ]



turffield gym (Milo): howdy 

turffield gym (Milo): so

turffield gym (Milo): @leon’s little brother just bested me :D

 

circhester gym (Gordie): ohhhh shit

 

Allister: 👀

Allister: 👀👀👀

 

galar champion (Leon): NHGH

galar champion (Leon): HHGJGF

galar champion (Leon): IM FUCKIN G

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): JFC thats fast

 

galar champion (Leon): I FUCKING TOLD YALL

galar champion (Leon): @PIERS 

galar champion (Leon): @PIERS 

galar champion (Leon): @PIERS U OWE ME MONEY

galar champion (Leon): I TOLD U HOPS IS GONNA BE FASTER THAN MARNIE I FUCKING TOLD U

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): you shut your slutty mouth

 

galar champion (Leon): HA

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): I’m not paying you yet they still have kabu to get through

spikemuth gym (Piers): this doesnt prove anything

 

galar champion (Leon): salty bc im right arent u

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): cunt

spikemuth gym (Piers): @raihan how much do i pay you to jump leon

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): to mess with the himbo? 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): for free

 

galar champion (Leon): HEY NOW

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): great i’ll send you the details

 

galar champion (Leon): PIERS U CANT SEND SOMEONE TO ASSASSINATE ME

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): :)))

 

turffield gym (Milo): also

turffield gym (Milo): challenger 420 just entered my gym

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): aYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

circhester gym (Gordie): YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): @EVERYONE PLACE UR BETS SLUTS